Nightmares Fear Factory 2017: They Think It's a Car

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Canned Panda: Jul 10, 2012

No, you haven�t been having any progress, and you�re not in control.

It is in control, and if you think you�re in control, then you�re being an idiot!

Not a single thing you�ve done has helped, and I�m sorry,

I don�t mean to burst your bubble, but the camera hasn�t helped and the stupid footprints haven�t helped;

do you think that thing would have left footprints if it didn�t want to?

No! It did it because it wanted to! It wanted you to find my photo, it can be anywhere, it hears what we�re saying right now.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 19:20

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# ? Apr 25, 2024 19:14

ambient robot: Apr 23, 2014; by Lowtax

goddamn is it that time already

# ? Sep 14, 2017 19:22

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

Canned Panda posted:

Drink-Mix Man fucked around with this message at 19:26 on Sep 14, 2017

# ? Sep 14, 2017 19:23

VikingSkull: Jan 23, 2017; Look Viking you're a trash Trump supporter what the fuck makes you think you can have an avatar that isn't what I decide? Shut your fucking trap and go away. Your trolling is tiresome and just shits up the forum.

preemptive goldmine

# ? Sep 14, 2017 19:24

Mordja: Apr 26, 2014; Hell Gem

It's my favourite time of the year.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 19:30

Canned Panda: Jul 10, 2012

Mordja posted:

It's my favourite time of the year.

His too!

# ? Sep 14, 2017 19:34

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

Hell yeah

# ? Sep 14, 2017 19:37

berth ell pup: Mar 20, 2017; I am a business magnet.

There is no need to make this loving thread every year. You may or may not be aware but gbs 1.0 is dead, so go ahead and go back to pet island.

(USER WAS PUT ON PROBATION FOR THIS POST)

# ? Sep 14, 2017 19:37

Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

berth ell pup posted:

There is no need to make this loving thread every year. You may or may not be aware but gbs 1.0 is dead, so go ahead and go back to pet island.

Canned Panda posted:

# ? Sep 14, 2017 19:38

Professor Latency: Mar 30, 2011

These people are ugly

# ? Sep 14, 2017 19:59

Foreskin Problems: Nov 4, 2012; It's doing fine, actually.

Professor Latency posted:

These people are ugly

Turn your monitor on

# ? Sep 14, 2017 20:02

Twenty Four: Dec 21, 2008

Thanks dad, for proving to me that you will not protect me or my little brother in the face of danger.

Signed,

Your young teenage daughter that can keep her poo poo together better then you.

(this thread is always great, especially once the photoshops start up)

# ? Sep 14, 2017 20:03

DoctorStrangelove: Jun 7, 2012; IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Canned Panda posted:

These people look like the college-brochure version of the Scooby-doo gang.

DoctorStrangelove fucked around with this message at 23:47 on Sep 14, 2017

# ? Sep 14, 2017 20:03

Panfilo: Aug 27, 2011; EXISTENCE IS PAIN😬

These always crack me up. Especially the people pulling that thousand yard stare lol.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 20:04

fishing with the fam: Feb 29, 2008; Durr

Where's lusting for death guy? Give me lusting for death guy!

# ? Sep 14, 2017 20:08

Vakal: May 11, 2008

fishing with the fam posted:

Where's lusting for death guy? Give me lusting for death guy!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lSxdj2gwWZU

# ? Sep 14, 2017 20:18

b-minus1: Jul 24, 2008; She's a maniac, maniac
on the floor
And she's dancing like she's never danced before

at this point i just want to see a picture of the car that scares everyone.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 20:20

Drink-Mix Man: Mar 4, 2003; You are an odd fellow, but I must say... you throw a swell shindig.

b-minus1 posted:

at this point i just want to see a picture of the car that scares everyone.

I think it's just supposed to be a couple headlights in the dark or something

# ? Sep 14, 2017 20:27

Monkey Fracas: Sep 11, 2010; ...but then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you!; Grimey Drawer

b-minus1 posted:

at this point i just want to see a picture of the car that scares everyone.

*the car reels backwards on its hind axle, honking loudly*

"wooooo that startled me but it looks like it's just as scared of us. just back away, no sudden movements"

# ? Sep 14, 2017 20:28

Piggy Smalls: Jun 21, 2015; BOSS MAKES A DOLLAR,
YOU MAKE A DIME,
I'LL LICK HIS BOOT TILL THOSE MOTHERFUCKERS SHINE.

First page

# ? Sep 14, 2017 20:30

Mega64: May 23, 2008; I took the octopath less travelered,

And it made one-eighth the difference.

The greatest time of the year.

Already some great pictures in this crop! Thanks for posting all these, OP!

# ? Sep 14, 2017 20:59

Psychedelicatessen: Feb 17, 2012

This is my favorite time of the year :allears:

# ? Sep 14, 2017 21:16

Canned Panda: Jul 10, 2012

Drink-Mix Man posted:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Sep 14, 2017 21:42

Canned Panda: Jul 10, 2012

Canned Panda posted:

Only registered members can see post attachments!

# ? Sep 14, 2017 21:58

Foreskin Problems: Nov 4, 2012; It's doing fine, actually.

Canned Panda posted:

Low effort, high payoff :five:

# ? Sep 14, 2017 22:00

FPzero: Oct 20, 2008; Game Over
Return of Mido

Canned Panda posted:

Girl on the left is staring into our souls.

# ? Sep 14, 2017 23:39

Dr. Quarex: Apr 18, 2003; I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

YES

LUST FOR DEATH GUY NEARS

# ? Sep 14, 2017 23:46

Ad by Khad: Jul 25, 2007; Human Garbage
Watch me try to laugh this title off like the dickbag I am.
I also hang out with racists.

They finished a lot of the construction around Nightmares and the street looks nice now :shobon:

# ? Sep 14, 2017 23:57

StupidSexyVaultGuy: Jul 26, 2003

Canned Panda posted:

Guy on the right wants to break off a piece of that car's rear end.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 00:20

Chard: Aug 24, 2010

I needed this thread so badly right now, thank u~

# ? Sep 15, 2017 02:24

Canned Panda: Jul 10, 2012

# ? Sep 15, 2017 02:33

ElectricSheep: Jan 14, 2006; she had tiny Italian boobs.
Well that's my story.

Canned Panda posted:

Found the Cool Mom�

# ? Sep 15, 2017 02:39

Fellis: Feb 14, 2012; Kid, don't threaten me. There are worse things than death, and uh, I can do all of them.

Welcome back fear factory thread, already some fine images in here

ElectricSheep posted:

Found the Cool Mom�

Seriously, drat

# ? Sep 15, 2017 02:43

fish and chips and dip: Feb 17, 2010

Yes! It's back, now if only my Photoshop skills weren't crap.

# ? Sep 15, 2017 02:46

I am Communist: Apr 19, 2002; I can show you what endless looks like
I can show you a single infinite thing
I can let you taste the sweet and sour of forever
Unending. Eternal. Inevitable
Taste my darkness
Climb into my abyss
Fall into me. Into my eyes
Look at them. Depths unfathomable
Pain immeasurable
A cruel promise fulfilled