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Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

DoubleCakes posted:

There are plenty of webcomics for that.

I still remember who pointed me at 'Peter Is The Wolf' and I have never forgiven them.

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Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Burkion posted:

You asked, you got what you sought


Seek better things

They thought I would enjoy it with a Dave Strider-like irony. They were wrong.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

So I've been mostly enjoying Star Power as a cosmic superhero romp, but now we've gotten to the point where Danica is in the middle of a civil war and I am scared she is going to have to make Hard Choices and don't know if the comic is up for it. (I also feel like it was a storyline at least inspired by a little-remembered Green Lantern arc with Kyle.)

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Cat Mattress posted:

???

The current arc is about a mad composer (like a mad scientist, but for music) and his clone slave choir singers or whatever.

Yeah, the civil war thing is the point I've reached in my reading (and I don't know why I said 'we're').

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

ConanThe3rd posted:

Not the first webtoon to do that ether, fuckin' Girls of the Wilds.

I liked it okay, but Girls of the Wilds would have been more fun if it was about the girls fightin.'

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Joe Slowboat posted:

Be warned, it has one of the most pointless twists I've ever read. It's a decent high fantasy comic with parody elements but the twist is just utterly unnecessary and nothing is done with it.

GA also felt like it just couldn't sit still. Right when you think you might be in for some character development, it just zipped off to the next thing.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

nine-gear crow posted:

I never actually got around to reading it, and now I never will. Holy poo poo.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Tollymain posted:

e: dont do the massively rocky kickstarter and ensuing everything tho

How is that second act of Hiveswap coming?

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Man, reading the forum replies and these people are way more forgiving of an absolutely goofy reason to stop a comic for six+ months than I'd be. It took my Basset Hound about a week and they are essentially smaller mules with more wrinkles.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Grapplejack posted:

I'm still lollin at Scott Ramsoomair charging $15 for his weird porn

For the person who finds Las Lindas too sophisticated for their palate, I guess.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

nine-gear crow posted:

Indeed, which comic would you rather read? The one with an actual art style and measure of editorial quality control and an actual female writer, or the one starring a moeblob pantyshot written and drawn by three men?

Top reply - 'you as your product is genuine'

They remind me of a dumber version of Richard Meyer, who is already not so bright.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Nuebot posted:

So I just learned that This is a thing. Why would anyone pay so much to get that kind of a voice cast for loving goblins of all things?

Jim Cummings? Maurice LaMarche? Good lord. Was Frank Welker an unlock they just couldn't reach?

I tried reading that comic once. It was not to my taste.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Apparently LaMarr is the one who got it into gear? I'd love to know what made him leap on it as a passion project.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

The Ayshkerbundy posted:

Maybe he likes the comic?

Apparently so. I just wonder what drew him to it. Melting lizardmen?

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

TwoPair posted:

I mean once you get past minor things like the art and the writing and the plot, the basic concept of "What's life like for the NPCs in an RPG?" is a good basis for a good story to be told by somebody that's not Thunt.

Oh, agreed. That was the pitch that somebody or other used to get me to try the comic in the first place. I felt misled once I'd tried reading it myself.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Nuns with Guns posted:

It's one of those long-running niche things from the cretaceous period of webcomics that seems to continue existing mostly out of habit. It helps that it caters to an audience of older tabletop gaming fans that don't explore around for better comics and love bloated rules on dumb magic items they can torture their players with in their D&D games.

But now this has me wondering: have of the Goblins kickstarters have managed to deliver a product yet? He's had at least three now hasn't he?

I remember the card game turned into a giant cluster. The KS page just currently says 'Goblins: Alternate Realities is the subject of an intellectual property dispute and is currently unavailable.'

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

My ideal comic would probably be something like Supernormal Step, as I really enjoy the art, only it updates more and has coherent pacing and a better story.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

A.o.D. posted:

The closest I'll ever see to my platonic webcomic ideal is Concerned, the half-life and death of Gordon Frohman. Unlike many webcomics, it knew how to end.

I'm still in mild shock that it ended. You're right, though.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

SlothfulCobra posted:

As Faye and the buff robot girl have finally hosed, the narrative has shifted to the only remaining single characters: prosthetic hand nerd, socially inept bartender, and buff baker, and possibly robocop.

After robocop conspicuously exits the shop ready to indulge in her bread fetish, buff baker has begun offering samples to prosthetic hand nerd, while prosthetic hand nerd and socially inept bartender converse about their dysfunctional families and their respective histories with raisins.

Riveting.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

I would not be shocked if he also has a QC After Dark or something that has double whatever his normal Patreon has.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Numero6 posted:

Gisèle should be blacklisted.

Read a bit of the comic. Definitely the creator needs to go on some kind of list. The twelve-year-old girl got turned into the same curvy girl model that the artist is only capable of drawing. So... yeah.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Glagha posted:

Yeah I read some stuff from that wiki and I know exactly what you're talking about. The write-up for Dumbing of Age I think literally says something about the authors SJW values being "shoved down your throat" which, bad comics aside, lol.

I think it was the DoA review in particular where I found myself going 'yeah, I think I can agree - oh, wait, that's unfortunate.'

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

super sweet best pal posted:

Bad Webcomics Wiki said Harkovast was terrible. Not the best resource.

e: Also, their SFP page contains no mention of Clevin.

I think they reviewed it before Clevin baked his pasta, but you need to be serious professionals like us to take a look at Clevin so it's for the best.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Interesting conundrum - trying to draw like Buckley means effort is put in, meaning it will always look better than Buckley's C&P.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Yeah, I dimly recall reading Prequel for a stretch too, but there's only so many ways you can say 'the next update is coming soon promise.'

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

JethroMcB posted:

You've come a long way from drawing a knock-off Calvin hanging out with a Raver Girl, baby

Don't forget some warmed over Bloom County for seasoning!

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

PoptartsNinja posted:

Did anything ever happen in Star Powered Sentinel or was it just a really slow-paced Green Lantern comic?

Nah. Still a slow-paced GL 'homage' which hit almost all the same beats as a particular Green Lantern story.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Rand Brittain posted:

If the thread doesn't pull up I'm going to start talking about Dangerously Chloe again.

I choose to believe it's actually a horror comic.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

HorseRenoir posted:

Megatokyo was really ahead of the curve when it came to distributing print collections of webcomics. It's kind of remarkable how badly the Megatokyo guy squandered so much popularity, to the point where it legitimately shocks me that there are still people who read it in 2018

I wonder if the fans are still super-defensive, like to the 'you should feel LUCKY he considers updating AT ALL!'

Ah, what am I saying. Of course some of them still are.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

iospace posted:

Is Dresden Kodak still "updates when the artist feels like it" a la Megatokyo?

Seems that way. Dude still gets 4200 a month on Patreon.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Nuns with Guns posted:

At $4,500 he says he'll do a new comic every other week! How he's not able to do something this while already having a part-time assistant "to handle day-to-day work" I don't know. Looks like the last page went up at the end of August.

Is he one of those guys who'll throw out completed art if he decides he's not happy with it?

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Rotten Red Rod posted:

A "trick"? You could read only the ones that have been completed, I guess, but there's really no such thing as a good webcomic that doesn't update slowly... It's kind of the nature of the medium that it takes a while to do.

While subjective, I did try and come up with a good quality comic that updated a couple of times a week and couldn't, really. The ones I read now are all once a week or less.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Nuns with Guns posted:

So uh..... apparently the Erfworld guy was trying to pay for various serious expenses (medical, long-distance moves, correcting years of tax filings, etc.) by having his webcomic's fans run bitcoin miners and he isn't doing too hot after the crash finally happened: https://www.erfworld.com/blog/view/61963/state-of-the-erf-part-2

:stare:

Ian Miles Cheong was WRONG about bitcoin!? Shocking if true.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

nimby posted:

He has a custom made Patreon that is set up per update, he's posted in the past that many of the backers cancel their cards or something so he doesn't get the full amount each time. He's also bad at sticking to a schedule and earlier this year (I think) his game plan was to have a skip or 2 every month (in a 2 updates a week schedule) without informing his readers.

They don't pay up unless they get the service they've put money in for? Shocking.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Dogwood Fleet posted:

It has been several days and several pages, but I'm still marveling that he got away with that. There hasn't been any kind of concerted effort to make him explain where the money went or even to post an update after a year and a half. Also, he seems to have spent all of it somehow, and is living month to month.

Yeah. I mean, at least the first act of the Homestuck game got put out, although it feels increasingly like that's all people will get. (Hiveswap Friendsim aside.)

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Rotten Red Rod posted:

https://www.patreon.com/fredrin

It promises a whole two to four pages a month. Let me venture to Megatokyo.com to see how he's done recently...

November: 1 page
October: 4 pages
September: 3 pages
August: 3 pages

Ok, he's keeping up to that for the most part I guess.

One wonders what on earth keeps him from more pages when Abaddon can knock out at least a page a week drawing pants on head insanity.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Dogwood Fleet posted:

Fred's got some really bad drawing habits, but Abbadon's a loving machine. It's really not fair to hold them up as the standard for drawing speed.

Sure, Abby was the first one to pop into my head, but I'm sure you could find people who put out work equal or better to Piro's way more often.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Joe Slowboat posted:

What I mean is that JJ has a history of being kinda conventional and not super analytical about, in this case, cops, but in a more serious case the American forever war. Bubbles was a black ops death machine fighting tanks and helicopters in an ongoing American war overseas and very recently is the first time we've gotten any suggestion that maybe she wasn't fighting the good fight. Shortly after Roko started being depicted as a cop who is also sympathetic, he felt the need to de-cop her. It's part of what I see as the fundamental flaw in his writing, which is a total unwillingness to have long-term conflict that isn't will-they-won't-they.

Part of this is that a literal deus ex machine showed up to resolve the original Bubbles plot at the speed of sound and get us to the weak Rom com asap.

I genuinely think on some level he's scared of his fans ever since that Marigold thing.

Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Hogge Wild posted:

yeah, and for a good reason, they're mental

Oh, I don't mean to imply I blamed him. Somebody on here said somewhere that webcomic fans now only have two modes, either being groveling sycophancy or death threats. JJ has seen both.

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Dawgstar
Jul 15, 2017

Rotten Red Rod posted:

What's the Marigold thing?

Somebody can probably clarify it better, but essentially Marigold was his 'unattractive geek girl' character and after much cajoling on the part of the cast she wore a bikini. And she looked... fine. I mean, not a model, but fine. To quote Jeff Winger of Community, people went all the way out of their entire drat minds about it because they thought she should look worse? I don't know, webcomic fans are the actual worst.

It drove him into depression, among other things.

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Also, someone explain QC to me, I never saw the appeal. It is just some dude darling his waifus?

I think of it as a hipster version of Friends, but a webcomic and also there are characters who are AIs. It's pleasantly bland and filled with attractive people, also like Friends.

Dawgstar fucked around with this message at 15:20 on Dec 20, 2018

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