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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

B

Do we have any possessions?

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

B

Maybe we're a computer virus in mecha grandpa's brain? He was just trying to jack into AoL's matrix to read his email and got hijacked by the resistance.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

C

Maybe bargaining is part of the job? Let's try it before buying software that costs a literal arm and a leg.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

"ʀᴇᴀʟ?"

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Uncertainty. We don't know who we are, we don't know why we're doing this, we don't know if we'll be able to afford it without losing something important, we don't know if this is really what we're supposed to be doing and we don't know what will happen to us after we do it.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Is this what we're supposed to do? Are we making a terrible mistake? Let's just do it!

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Could be worse, could be gaki no tsukai.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

B

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Outrail posted:

Disable EM, IR, AR, PAIN

Activate PERSONALITY 002 and 003


We know there's a good chance we'll get hurt so our sense of pain is redundant and taking up valuable processing power.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Be there

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Be there!

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

BE THERE!

You know, we could've tried switching on our personality matrices, see if those would give us a better chance of bluffing our way in. Too late now.

super sweet best pal fucked around with this message at Sep 23, 2017 around 22:58

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Crazycryodude posted:

No no no then the press will blame it on the good guys. False flag it and start screaming about degeneracy and Jewish influence or whatever the future equivalent of Nazi drek is.

And get labeled as one of them in our future dealings? Better not.

EMP but stay neutral since we don't know who we're really working for.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Grognan posted:

Yell completely contradictory slogans and blow up something expensive.

+1

True chaos > anarchism.
e: they're all just drat kids who won't get off our loving lawn!

super sweet best pal fucked around with this message at Sep 24, 2017 around 01:39

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

B

Dance like we have no shame!

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

C

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Basement's least likely to have more hostiles, though it's more likely to have dead ends.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Mission complete then. Let's get somewhere safe and see what the big deal with this software is.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

I'd assume we're grandpa again. Did we ever get a good look at ourself when we were on-mission?

e: Oh, right, we were wearing a helmet.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

B "What the hell did they make me do? Why did I dance like an idiot?"
A

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

CourValant posted:

CMD:>Uplink -Gates "How now brown cow?"

Who is this Gates person?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Rectangle!

e: When you think about it, a rectangle's just an arrow that's missing a triangle at the end.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jSMzzXmiEO8

super sweet best pal fucked around with this message at Oct 10, 2017 around 00:01

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Why would we want to go out? We're on the run, so getting lost deep underground is to our advantage.

B

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Really want to know what's in our copy of Windows.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Unbox!

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Another job well done.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

So we're in our job personality but we don't seem to have gone anywhere. Do we suddenly feel a sense of urgency or have we changed in any way?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

C

Might as well see if this place has anything hidden.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

B sounds fun.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Do we have anything we can pay them with?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Better be careful, there's always a chance she's a sleeper agent sent to keep watch for us.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Outrail posted:

*Hellish landscape of raw, pulsating flesh and embedded sensors*

That is so hot.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Forget the woman, let's find another copy of ourselves and date them.

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Consider ourself. Do we have hacking software we don't know about?

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

BUTT (2888)

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

"I've been modded to hell and back and I don't know where they come from or why I have them. What can you do to help?

"More importantly, what can I do to help you?"

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

Yes on having a total stranger know we've been forcefully altered

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

B

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

A

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super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009



Lipstick Apathy

No, we're a grandpa who downloaded a virus and now we think we're a mercenary.

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