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Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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Holy shitballs! We're Cyber Beat Takeshi and I definitely agree with the PL comparison. Also getting mad 90s Japanese body horror vibes.

Self-identify as Tetsuo

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Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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Deal. What could possibly go wrong?

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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I don't even know where to begin because I have no programming knowledge beyond HTML and CSS, having typed out games from books in BASIC on the C64, and having once built a notepad with integrated calculator using a C++ tutorial.

That said, I'm enjoying seeing the results of using our in-head SSH program

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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Have Blue posted:

Don't worry about it, regular English works too! Update eta later tonight

Yay.

Also :fapfapfap: @ that Mateba revolver.


A: Proceed along route: Stealth at best sustainable pace.
B: Assume Condition Orange.
C: Classify IR contact while advancing. De-escalate to Condition Yellow if contact constitutes zero threat.




CourValant posted:

Well, it took some doing, and, I was able to travel to the future, track down our stealth-ninja-deus-ex-cyborg-flying-man, download a copy of his tech manual, be an integral part of the final boss fight, and come home in time for pancakes; I'll send you a copy.

. . . Dude, I'm just making it up as I go along with enough pseudo syntax to make it look 'legit', give it a try, if not just 'copy' my format!

o hay forum friend and noted spacemom CourValant.

Well, winging it I can most certainly do, if my posts in Loel's thread are any indication.

Hexenritter fucked around with this message at Sep 21, 2017 around 20:40

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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CourValant posted:

O Hai Forum Friend!

I miss Shuttle Mom, I should write another update for her.

Yes you should. Seeing her reaction to the Bacchanal wedding festivities should be fun


Elfface posted:

I say we Act normal, as though we don't notice the heat patch, but start checking our other senses just in case.

Also, we should probably get some money. Let's check our augs for a hacking system, and try to rob something small like a vending machine if we have one

That's why I suggested going to situational awareness condition orange. We are aware of a potential threat, and are consciously prepared to react accordingly, but we will not act first.

I'm down with doing the ol' John Connor on an atm too. We're wearing a full-face helmet, not like facial rec is going to ping us.

code:
++init fakthegibson.cpp
10 do hax
20 take moneys
30 get bhabhi
40 make sexy to good for in bed and not
50 goto 10
Sorry, that Confused Indian Men Posting in Facebook Porn Groups thread has consumed me

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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Crazycryodude posted:

I'm sorry the whatnow?

Oh my fak dude you're in for a wonderful ride.
https://forums.somethingawful.com/s...hreadid=3811789

It should go without saying that it is

edit: If we ever go back to India in Yooper's thread, Operation "Big Nipples Big Life" needs to happen

Hexenritter fucked around with this message at Sep 21, 2017 around 22:22

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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Aaaaaaaayyy

Duck forward a couple of steps while turning to face our attacker.

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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Crazycryodude posted:

Deploying the cooling fins is gonna light us up like the sun in the IR, I dunno if I'd use them even if they were aerodynamically sound. If we can make them not radiate and just act as wings, let's jump. If not, time to find another way in.

Try extending the wings but leaving the cooling loop off

Sounds good to me. To Infinity... AND BEYOND!

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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A: upward!

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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1: B "jesus gently caress it's like my head's a bag full of idiots on a dead gay comedy forum"
2: A

edit: Turning ourselves in is liable to end in one of three ways.
1: We're tried and incarcerated in a maxsec secure housing unit as a cyberpsychotic and dripfed a haldol/lithium cocktail for the rest of our meatbody's natural lifespan with no possibility of rehab or parole.
2: We're gunned down by an ESWAT team carrying large calibre firearms.
3: We're assassinated en-route or during prisoner transfer by our invisible friend or his associates. Probably through the use of a micro-explosive implanted at the base of our brainstem.

Hexenritter fucked around with this message at Sep 30, 2017 around 18:36

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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40 minutes of Ruiner and and I can safely say it feels like Woven Wires: Twinstick Shooter Edition

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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oh dear.

Search for a map of the underground and plot our current location on it. Keep moving.

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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CourValant posted:

This.

I'm choosing to interpret this as a BSD.

Ooh, good one. Yeah, follow the BSoD

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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I have a helmet, and it is blue
I have cooling fins, and they're blue too

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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Hopefully it's not a get-rekt-angle

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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dont be mean to me posted:

It probably is but how could we not

Fair point, this forum has a long-standing history of willingly faceplanting into the Bad End

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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CourValant posted:

There is definitely more than 'one way' to ingest nutrition. And its gross.

You shut up! Nutrient-rich, vitamin-enhanced suppositories are not gross, they're the way of the future!

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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super sweet best pal posted:

Why would we want to go out? We're on the run, so getting lost deep underground is to our advantage.

B

Follow the white rabbit blue screen of death

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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Make a mental record of the precise route (and possible GPS coords) we took to get here and hope it doesn't get wiped next time Gates or whoever does a format /q/y on our brain, then explore.

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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dont be mean to me posted:

Hope is for fools.

Physical note. Written, if we can be sure our other selves can find it and Gates won't just have them torch it. Etched into some mechanical part of us we can conceal, if we have to. Thenn go explore.

Good point. This instead.

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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exec camera.exe |video
Slowly, sensually peel off the cellophane.
Carefully open the box so as not to bend/fray the cardboard (this is a cardboard box not a lovely plastic dvd case, right? Quality!)
Lean in and gently inhale over the opening, describing in a few short words the divine nature of that new box smell that modern kids will never appreciate
Take out the manual, gauge its heft and leaf through it briefly.
Withdraw the disc(s) and lay them before us in a semicircle, stand the box behind them, and the manual in the middle of the semicircle.
Upload video.

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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Thirding forum friend CourValant's suggestion.

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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A quick detour to C before segueing toward B for potential answers methinks.

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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Toughy posted:

voting knock then kick the door in if no one responds

This

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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There Bias Two posted:

Also, when we do kick the door down, yell, "Wanna buy some cookies?!"

Alternatively OHHHH YEEEEEEAAAHHHH
Alternatively HEEEYYY KIDS!
Alternatively Have you heard the good news about our Lord and Saviour?

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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Volmarias posted:

This, but instead of saying "Nick said" say "I was told that".

This

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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AJ_Impy posted:

A

"I am the previous tenant, and no, you weren't mentioned. Do you really want me to answer the third question in the light of the first two?"

+1

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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Outrail posted:

Awkwardly ask her out, flee before she can answer

The gooniest of responses.

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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There Bias Two posted:

Ask her if she needs us to carry her 3D fabricator across town.

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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CourValant posted:

Yikes.

Thanks for the link!

the next page of that compendium article has a seriously messed up tale of mental illness and violence so don't read further if you aren't prepared.

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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CourValant posted:

Nope. Thanks for the warning; I don't need to read stuff like that this close to Christmas.

Yeah goon stuff ranges from "heartwarmingly dumb" to "holy poo poo that makes me want to gouge out my face eyes" and unfortunately that particular collection of weird tales of goonery is not filtered by level of

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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Yeah D, and if needs be we can come back to C

Changed below

Hexenritter fucked around with this message at Jan 3, 2018 around 01:44

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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General answers I believe

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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Changing my vote to C, that nondescript façade has me intrigued.

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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Dick. Gun.

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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Also without it being hilariously unsafely hair-triggered, there's no way a cock flex could trip the sear.

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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Wow just wow

I never thought you'd stoop that low, Canuckistani. I've seen you go from shy nugget to regular to throwing out dick insults at an OG. It's... It's beautiful

Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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A

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Hexenritter
May 20, 2001

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That's a fetching mask. Bespoke?

As you can see I had some work done, but, uh, I don't remember it. Do you offer analysis and ident services? I need an inventory.


Edit: apparently you do!

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