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Good soup!
Nov 2, 2010

im liftin my hands up for bernie to take my socialist energy for his genki dama

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Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bernie Sandro has been 80 years old for about 30 years now. I think he's doing just fine and will give the 2020 candidates a hell of a fight.

Syntaxed
Feb 20, 2004
Getting in early on this.

Bernie WILL have won

:gethill:

a primate
Jun 2, 2010

Get that hen!!!!!!

BENGHAZI 2
Oct 13, 2007

by Cyrano4747
Bernie will give his life to give us praxis

Typo
Aug 19, 2009

Chernigov Military Aviation Lyceum
The Fighting Slowpokes
if bernie was 63 instead of 75 there's prob like a 75%+ chance of him becoming president

jarofpiss
May 16, 2009

bring back bernget, free matey

Fallen Hamprince
Nov 12, 2016

Democratic National Convention, 2020: the curtains part to reveal Solid Sanders, patreon-funded, genetically-engineered clone of america's most popular senator and the next president of the united states of america. he's 35 years old, half-black and can overturn Citizens United with his mind

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

I heard that Bernie Sanders tells the truth, even when it is hard to do

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bernie Sanders destroyed Hillary Rodham Clinton in the late months of 2015 and early months of 2016. His critiques absolutely devastated her and meant she could never win the election. For this I am eternally grateful.

Tingfinder
Oct 21, 2013

Acelerion posted:

Bernie/Guillotine 2020!

Bob James
Nov 15, 2005

by Lowtax
Ultra Carp

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Lord of Pie
Mar 2, 2007


Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014



the resolute desk has undergone some improvements

Sheng-Ji Yang
Mar 5, 2014


https://twitter.com/sadbukharin/status/910290256271945733

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo

Typo posted:

if bernie was 63 instead of 75 there's prob like a 75%+ chance of him becoming president

What the gently caress kind of dumbass math is this?

Bernie has a 69% chance of winning the primary and a 420% of beating Trump.

Raskolnikov38
Mar 3, 2007

We were somewhere around Manila when the drugs began to take hold
You know they say that all men are created equal, but you look at me and you look at donald trump and you can see that statement is not true. See, normally if you go one on one with another candidate, you got a 50/50 chance of winning. But I'm a genetic freak and I'm not normal! So you got a 25%, AT BEST, at beat me. Then you add Keith Ellison to the mix, your chances of winning drastic go down. See the 3 way, at 2020, you got a 33 1/3 chance of winning, but I, I got a 66 and 2/3 chance of winning, because Keith Ellison KNOWS he can't beat me and he's not even gonna try!

So Donald trump, you take your 33 1/3 chance, minus my 25% chance and you got an 8 1/3 chance of winning at 2020. But then you take my 75% chance of winning, if we was to go one on one, and then add 66 2/3 per cents, I got 141 2/3 chance of winning in November. See Don, the numbers don't lie, and they spell disaster for you at the polls.

Taintrunner
Apr 10, 2017

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
HE'S FAT

Agean90
Jun 28, 2008


i would much rather keith ellison run instead as at this point bernie is better being able to do what he wants with only a congressional schedule

unless he puts someone more radical in the VP with the goal of resigning for health reasons half a term in :getin:

Baloogan
Dec 5, 2004
Fun Shoe
jeb

Mao Zedong Thot
Oct 16, 2008


Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
i would Bernie Sanders

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Bernie Sanders? More like Boner Expander

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
voting bern-knee because im taking a knee too

Lastgirl
Sep 7, 1997


Good Morning!
Sunday Morning!
also im out of icy hot patches and the lat one didnt meld so well to my bent knee :sigh:

Corky Romanovsky
Oct 1, 2006

Soiled Meat
Bernie would let you get prescription strength joint pain relief patches at no cost.

Pener Kropoopkin
Jan 30, 2013

my life for Bernie Sanders

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZP_J6gmJYiU

ScrubLeague
Feb 11, 2007

Nap Ghost

Thoguh
Nov 8, 2002

College Slice
Bernie?

Frijolero
Jan 24, 2009

by Nyc_Tattoo
Hello comrades. Have you heard the good word of St. Bernard?

Egg Moron
Jul 21, 2003

the dreams of the delighting void

Ergo Propter Hog
Jul 21, 2014



Hell yes bernie sanders

bedpan
Apr 23, 2008
Probation
Can't post for 22 hours!
bernie 2020, 2024, 2028, and 2032

Man Musk
Jan 13, 2010


Bernie Sanders has the right body type for Bernie Sanders

THS
Sep 15, 2017

bernie sanders killed rosa

VROOM VROOM
Jun 8, 2005
the eternal bernie would have won, is winning, and will win. so will ed balls

Baloogan posted:

feel has two syllables
what the gently caress

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Venom Snake
Feb 19, 2014

by Nyc_Tattoo

Yandat posted:

bernie sanders killed rosa

i'm glad of it op

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