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Ooh, ANOTHER Nyaa CYOA? Nice.
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# ¿ Sep 19, 2017 04:56 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 04:33 |
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AFHJN
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# ¿ Sep 21, 2017 04:48 |
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B. pfff gently caress man eating spiders let it rot. Write In: poke the box with the ? symbol tucked in the upper right corner of our vision. Accept the tutorial quest line.
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# ¿ Sep 28, 2017 03:16 |
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Since we're talking about poo poo going wrong. I may have a mold-originated respiratory thing! I want to shank my landlord.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2017 04:11 |
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CourValant posted:If you have the medical diagnosis to prove this, and can also show the same strain of mold in your apartment, then you have an actionable case. That's the idea. The documented 10 day delay between reporting the issue and their incredibly reckless 'cleanup effort' is also a thing. Who the gently caress drags wet moldy carpet through the unit without at least bagging it first? People who deserve a shanking.
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# ¿ Sep 29, 2017 04:36 |
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F. Everyone knows the devil is a chill dude. Hail Satan.
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# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 16:43 |
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So. Do your guys keep their wheel hubs clean? Cause l have this idea for a special attack where a rusted-rear end beater shows up for a rotation rebalance and we just shove all the resultant dust right down their throat. I mean REALLY corroded, need a drat sledge to knock the rims off the hubs kind of apocalypse dust.
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2017 06:08 |
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Nyaa posted:Charysler paused a moment. Then speaks with hint of confusion. "Human, you have been very insistent of bringing up topic of vehicular mechanism from your world. Is that your favorite conversation topic?" Vroom!
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# ¿ Oct 7, 2017 12:48 |
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Nyaa posted:Charysler stares at you blankly. You feel your soul itself is being evaluate from exterior to exterior-exterior. Then he says, "Impossible with Monster Riding E." How do I access console commands? Let's Tilde up this bitch!
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# ¿ Oct 8, 2017 01:24 |
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You like Barbecue? We used to make flash-cooked steaks on our hot engines after a race. Goos stuff.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 01:49 |
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Yeah I'm a noob. Can I have a Shelby GT500 KR?
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 04:15 |
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CourValant posted:Yeah, except in this world, that thing is an actual giant Cobra you ride. Man we're going to need SO MANY horse farms to feed that thing.
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 04:34 |
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Bring me a taco!
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# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 23:38 |
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CourValant posted:Great. I hope you're happy. You just created Dark-God Scarlet Cult Communion. Hey it's better than lame-rear end crackers and watered down boxed wine.
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# ¿ Oct 10, 2017 03:25 |
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I'm cool with everything except B. Maybe find some shinies to bling out our 'wheels'.
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# ¿ Oct 22, 2017 15:26 |
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Tear the bark into really thin strips and weave the strands into a series of thin ropes, then weave that into a WHIP cause we're obviously a MONSTER TAMER OR SOME poo poo.
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# ¿ Oct 25, 2017 04:50 |
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Use the nearby trees as canvases to figure out wtf our LionWheels want to say via Pictionary.
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# ¿ Nov 3, 2017 04:13 |
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DDD
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# ¿ Nov 10, 2017 14:25 |
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C. Drop Trou and spray diarrhea defensively at it.
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# ¿ Dec 2, 2017 19:23 |
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CourValant posted:Go Go Lion Head Treasure Chest Motorcycle!! You do mean since the lions mount to the sides of things, we're going to turn this into some kind of horrible monster Segway, right? I am down with this plan.
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# ¿ Dec 14, 2017 19:39 |
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CourValant posted:Yes Yes Yes!
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# ¿ Dec 15, 2017 06:43 |
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Xarbala posted:D This plus ask the chair why it has a circulatory system.
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# ¿ Dec 27, 2017 05:08 |
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CourValant posted:Sure, why not, let's bandwagon this decision-point. As is tradition!
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# ¿ Jan 4, 2018 12:18 |
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Apologize for our terrible stress-induced off-screen flatulence.
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# ¿ Jan 16, 2018 06:31 |
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Segway Chair is People!
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# ¿ Jan 17, 2018 05:44 |
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E. We have Ally of Monsters now. We could have chatted this thing up previously with this trait, let's put it to use now.
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# ¿ Jan 28, 2018 19:38 |
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Assume direct control of murdersnek through our affinity for monsters boosted by our godboss's affiliate for flesh. Do an action hero leap off our steed and go Celebrimbor on murdersnek.
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# ¿ Feb 24, 2018 05:02 |
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Poke ruins of box with stick.
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# ¿ Mar 20, 2018 04:11 |
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A
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# ¿ Mar 29, 2018 20:36 |
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Xarbala posted:How about Char, Cu, and Terie Oh god damnit. FINE.
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# ¿ Mar 30, 2018 06:52 |
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A. We got an awesome snekbuddy out of this so its cool. Can we ask the guy if there's a place here that sells snek-blinging supplies?
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# ¿ Apr 7, 2018 18:16 |
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We're already screaming AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA so lets stick with it.
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# ¿ Apr 24, 2018 03:02 |
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CGN. Invoke the power of our god to convert the remaining body into a Vintage Les Paul made of flesh bone and sinew, then play a bitching solo before walking back home like ain't poo poo happened. You guys know we're going full biological Fury Road. Let's get started. Blasphemaster fucked around with this message at 05:15 on May 1, 2018 |
# ¿ May 1, 2018 05:13 |
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Take funerary/celebratory pictures!
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# ¿ May 19, 2018 04:26 |
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Good times.
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# ¿ May 19, 2018 18:45 |
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A/C combo, duh. Being able to summon Snekbro at will as our spirit animal would be pretty cool.
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# ¿ Jun 22, 2018 03:34 |
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A Seems like it cannot backfire whatsoever. Yup.
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# ¿ Jul 3, 2018 16:48 |
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A Nothing like old times. So what are we a Metroid or something now? Is he? Honestly I'm super tired and my mental image making faculties are shot from WAY TOO MICH CAFFEINE earlier today.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 05:43 |
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Sounds fun. Let's make sure we get a Noir Detective outfit as part of the deal.
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# ¿ Jul 21, 2018 14:37 |
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# ¿ Apr 26, 2024 04:33 |
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Gotta engage in mysterious noir-boozing and such before a race. It's in the rules. Also the booze is our own fermented blood which is neat I guess. Anyway, saunter on down there and climb in. Boss, what's up with the lion wheel theme? Any chance we can throw in some snakes and form them up into a kickass halftrack and steamroll these scrubs? Bro, know any good introduction theme music for me? I'ma humiliate these scrubs.
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# ¿ Sep 2, 2018 03:57 |