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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Check the week 1 OP for all of the rules

Two weeks are in the book for 1KYOB. Let's see how everyone did for our first Theme Week

pre:
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| User                   | yards | bust  | score |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| bobjr                  | 979   | FALSE | 50    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Deceptive              | 978   | FALSE | 49    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Diqnol                 | 970   | FALSE | 48    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| seiferguy              | 958   | FALSE | 47    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| DariusLikewise         | 946   | FALSE | 46    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Elephanthead           | 936   | FALSE | 45    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| aBagorn                | 927   | FALSE | 44    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| the mean lunch lady    | 921   | FALSE | 43    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Relentlessboredomm     | 905   | FALSE | 42    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Strobe                 | 903   | FALSE | 41    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Bjork Bjowlob          | 902   | FALSE | 40    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Marshmallow Blue       | 874   | FALSE | 39    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Turdsdown Tom          | 866   | FALSE | 38    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Kalli                  | 863   | FALSE | 37    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| fishing with the fam   | 856   | FALSE | 36    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Hockles                | 843   | FALSE | 35    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Major Ryan             | 837   | FALSE | 34    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| waah                   | 833   | FALSE | 33    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Uterine Lineup         | 824   | FALSE | 32    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Benne                  | 823   | FALSE | 31    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Athanatos              | 817   | FALSE | 30    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Chichevache            | 814   | FALSE | 29    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| No Butt Stuff          | 813   | FALSE | 28    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Acebuckeye13           | 786   | FALSE | 27    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Arnold Layne           | 764   | FALSE | 26    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| schweens               | 749   | FALSE | 25    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Shangri-Law School     | 743   | FALSE | 24    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Grittybeard            | 736   | FALSE | 23    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| WaffleZombie           | 727   | FALSE | 22    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Forever_Peace          | 725   | FALSE | 21    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| von Metternich         | 720   | FALSE | 20    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Fenrir                 | 717   | FALSE | 19    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| a new study bible!     | 697   | FALSE | 18    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Young Hegelian         | 688   | FALSE | 17    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| korrandark             | 674   | FALSE | 16    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Buane                  | 671   | FALSE | 15    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| totally losing my mime | 668   | FALSE | 14    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Okibi                  | 657   | FALSE | 13    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| The Puppy Bowl         | 580   | FALSE | 12    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| pixelbot2000           | 577   | FALSE | 11    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Infidel Castro         | 539   | FALSE | 10    |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Bjay9                  | 122   | FALSE | 9     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Zodiac5000             | 122   | FALSE | 8     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| axeil                  | 1005  | TRUE  | 7     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| MrLogan                | 1022  | TRUE  | 6     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| TurboFlamingChicken    | 1024  | TRUE  | 5     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| a neat cape            | 1025  | TRUE  | 4     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| marioinblack           | 1030  | TRUE  | 3     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| OxySnake               | 1084  | TRUE  | 2     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+
| Nystral                | 1096  | TRUE  | 1     |
+------------------------+-------+-------+-------+




Standings

Overall Standings, Now in Google Sheet Form!

Raw Files for Nerds

Week 2 Raw Input File

Week 2 Raw Results


Week 2 Theme Week Winner Announcement

Due to excellent play last week, our Week 2 Theme Week Actual Cash Prize Winner is...bobjr Congrats! Please contact Buane to receive your prize.






Week 3 Theme Week Announcement



Mamma Pajama. That's a bad running game. Yuk. Clearly the Cowboys need to spread the ball around in their backfield to make up for this dismal performance. Thus this week's theme is...

GROUND 'N POUND WEEK

Now you can be like your favorite hot take artist and scream about how $TEAM_NAME needs to feed the ball more to $RUNNING_BACK because YOU WIN TO RUN THE GAME. Of course, we here at TFF are very, very, committed to our gimmicks so it's not enough to have just one running back busting through the line. Oh no. To qualify for the Theme Week prize your list must contain at least 8 RBs, 1 for each Zeke Elliot yard, who score at least 1 rushing yard. The list that gets closest to 1,000 while meeting this criteria will be this week's Theme Week Actual Cash Prize Winner. Any ties will go to the person who played more RBs.

As it seems like everyone is playing theme week, I'm just going to assume y'all are playing from now on.



Token Reminder

To play a token please copy and paste the image as well as the name of the token after your Brady Number.

This year we will have 5 fun token flavors. But pay attention! These are new, awesome flavors and some of these tokens can come with a downside!

The five current tokens in play are:

THE COX TOKEN



Thrusts through the line to stop your running game! You may play the Cox Token when your Brady Number is a Running Back. If your Brady Number would bust your score, this token will zero out their score!

THE OSWEILER TOKEN



A memorial to the greatest trade in history, the Osweiler token is a powerful reminder that teams can build via subtraction just as well as addition. You may play the Osweiler token regardless of your player's position. If your Brady Number would bust you, instead of adding points the Brady Number removes that many points from your score.

THE PRATER TOKEN



Kickers are people too! You may play the Prater token if your player is a Wide Receiver or Tight End. If your Brady Number would bust your score, this token will replace their score with the longest field goal in NFL history - 64 yards.

THE ILL-ADVISED RELOCATION TOKEN



Sometimes despite years of loyalty and good will you just have to chase after the dollar bills. You may play the Ill-Advised Relocation token if your Brady Number is a Quarterback because the fans only care about Quarterbacks! If your Brady Number would bust your score, this token will replace their score with the score of the opposing QB. For example, in Week 1 the LA Chargers are playing the Denver Broncos. If your Brady Number, Phillip Rivers, would bust you, you instead will get the score of Trevor Siemian. But since relocation doesn't always work out, if the replacement still busts you, tough luck!


THE 28-3 TOKEN



A reminder of the greatest choke job in all of sports and that no one should ever count out Touchdown Tom. If you declare the 28-3 token during a given week, it gets you 50 bonus points for a top 10 score and 100 bonus points for the best score of the week, but if you finish outside the top 10 you get zero, so you better manage that comeback! In addition, you can use the 28-3 token as much as you want if you keep getting the bonus, but if you use the 28-3 token and fail to make the top 10, you can't use it again for the entire rest of the season unless you hit a perfect thousand. Not for the faint at heart!




Here lie those who failed to achieve the impossible. Their cloud of shame shall forever hang above them...unless they score a perfect 1,000

marioinblack (Week 1)
MrLogan (Week 1)
fishing with the fam (Week 2)



Theme Weeks & Past Winners

Week 1: GOAT WEEK (vanilla 1kob, just win baby) - a new study bible!
Week 2: DINK 'N DUNK WEEK (at least 4 QBs with 1 yard) - bobjr
Week 3: GROUND 'N POUND WEEK (at least 8 RBs with 1 yard)
Week 4: ???
Week 5: ???
Week 6: ???
Week 7: ???
Week 8: ???
Week 9: ???
Week 10: ???
Week 11: ???
Week 12: Thanksgiving Turkey Week (biggest Turkey wins, list can only have one turkey)
Week 13: ???
Week 14: ???
Week 15: ???
Week 16: ???
Week 17: ???



Week 3 Schedule

Thursday Night
LA @ SF

Sunday - :monocle: London :monocle:
BAL @ JAX

Sunday - 1pm EST
CLE @ IND
NYG @ PHI
MIA @ NYJ
DEN @ BUF
NO @ CAR
PIT @ CHI
ATL @ DET
TB @ MIN
HOU @ NE

Sunday - 4pm EST
SEA @ TEN
CIN @ GB
KC @ LAC

Sunday Night
OAK @ WAS

Monday Night
DAL @ AZ

axeil fucked around with this message at 06:07 on Sep 19, 2017

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axeil
Feb 14, 2006
Reminders and stuff

Make sure you are typing your entries correctly. Don't let this happen to you:

Forever_Peace posted:

Apparently, "MATT STAFFORD" (all caps) has a lower Levenshtein distance to "Matt Prater" than to "Matthew Stafford". I didn't even stop to consider whether the part of the script for "finding the closest thing to what we managed to type and use that" would care about capitalizations.

For future reference, the following names are acceptable entries for Matthew Stafford (like, actually, they really actually work).
- Matt Stafford
- Mat Staford
- Meet Starlord
- Mauve Stiff Chode

The following entires give you kicker Matt Prater instead so please avoid them.
- MATT STAFFORD
- Mert Sterferd
- Matt Ryan
- Matthew Perry
- Artful Splatters

This is the proper format:

NYG - Eli Manning - Passing Yards
NO - Adrian Peterson - Rushing Yards
CIN - AJ Green - Receiving Yards
B#: DET - Mauve Stiff Chode - Passing Yards

Please don't be cute and actually use Mauve Stiff Chode for Stafford


Also, if you are going to be gone for a week and want to post early that is okay but please indicate it and be reasonable. If you post a list for Week 17 in September it's probably not going to get counted. If you have any questions or concerns, shoot me a PM and I'm sure we can work something out. For transparency and record keeping purposes I'll put any approved early posts in this second post.

Approved Early Lists

Nystral posted:

Per the PMs since I will be out of country when we should be submitting these

******THIS IS FOR WEEK 3******

DET - Matt Stafford - Passing Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards

B# DAL - Alfred Morris - Rushing Yards




^^^^^^^^ THAT IS WEEK 3 LIST ^^^^^^^^^^

axeil fucked around with this message at 06:08 on Sep 19, 2017

Grittybeard
Mar 29, 2010

Bad, very bad!
Man I like the theme weeks thing but I'm probably going to have to pass on this one. I can barely pick a couple of quarterbacks a running back and three or four receivers every week.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Grittybeard posted:

Man I like the theme weeks thing but I'm probably going to have to pass on this one. I can barely pick a couple of quarterbacks a running back and three or four receivers every week.

Just imagine if Zeke had only had 1 rushing yard how easy this week would be! :v:

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
Crossing posting with old thread.
Okay, I kinda blew it.

The Puppy Bowl posted:


NE - Jacoby Brisset - Passing Yards

Any chance I can get my score updated to reflect Jacoby Brisset, IND? If so my total is 796.

Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
I am so here for this theme week.

Diqnol
May 10, 2010

To be clear, QB/WR rushing yards don't count right

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot

Diqnol posted:

To be clear, QB/WR rushing yards don't count right

Only if you specify them. You'd have to explicitly list rushing yards for that player.

EDIT: I'm dumb and didn't realize this was a question about the theme for this week. Disregard my answer.

barnold fucked around with this message at 17:08 on Sep 19, 2017

korrandark
Jan 5, 2009
THEME WEEK
CIN - Jeremy Hill - Rushing
CIN - Gio Bernard - Rushing
CIN - Joe Mixon - Rushing
TEN - Demarco Murray - Rushing
TEN - Derrick Henry - Rushing
PIT - Le'veon Bell - Rushing
MIA - Jay Ajayi - Rushing
DEN -CJ Anderson - Rushing
OAK - Derek Carr - Passing

B# DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

Diqnol posted:

To be clear, QB/WR rushing yards don't count right

Correct, you need 8 running backs with rushing yards to qualify.

axeil
Feb 14, 2006

The Puppy Bowl posted:

Crossing posting with old thread.
Okay, I kinda blew it.


Any chance I can get my score updated to reflect Jacoby Brisset, IND? If so my total is 796.

Yeah, that looks like an honest mistake so I'll allow it. I'm not going to re-update all the assorted analysis and files but I've got it updated in the results spreadsheet both on my machine and on Google Docs.

Arnold Layne
Nov 4, 2008

NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards
CIN - Andy Dalton - Passing Yards
B#: DAL - Jason Witten - Receiving Yards

Marshmallow Blue
Apr 25, 2010
THEME WEEK :siren:

PIT - LeVeon Bell - Rushing Yards
OAK - Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards
HOU - Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards
KC - Kareem hunt - Rushing Yards
DEN - CJ Anderson - Rushing Yards
MIN - Dalvin Cook - Rushing Yards
SF - Carlos Hyde - Rushing Yards
JAX - Leonard Fournette - Rushing Yards
BAL - Javarius Allen - Rushing Yards
LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards

BRADY NUMBER
DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing Yards

TOKEN TIME

Elephanthead
Sep 11, 2008


Toilet Rascal
IND- Frank Gore - Rushing
IND - Robert Turbin - Rushing
IND - Marlon Mack - Rushing
CLE - Isaiah Cromwell - Rushing
CLE - Duke Johnson - Rushing
CLE - Matt Dayes - Rushing
CIN - Joe Mixon - Rushing
HOU - Alfred Blue - Rushing
DEN - Jamaal Charles - Rushing
OAK - Marshawn Lynch - Rushing
LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing
JAX - Leonard Fournette - Rushing
JAX - Chris Ivory - Rushing
ATL - Devonta Freeman - Rushing
ATL - Tevin Coleman - Rushing
CAR - Jonathan Stewart - Rushing
CAR - Christian McCaffrey - Rushing
TEN - DeMarco Murray - Rushing

B# ARZ - Chris Johnson - Rushing

Elephanthead fucked around with this message at 17:28 on Sep 21, 2017

Major Ryan
May 11, 2008

Completely blank
MIA - Jay Ajayi - Rushing Yards
MIA - Kenyan Drake - Rushing Yards
NYJ - Matt Forte - Rushing Yards
NYJ - Bilal Powell - Rushing Yards
BUF - LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards
BUF - Mike Tolbert - Rushing Yards
NE - Mike Gillislee - Rushing Yards
NE - James White - Rushing Yards
ARI - Chris Johnson - Rushing Yards
ARI - Kerwynn Williams - Rushing Yards
DAL - Darren McFadden - Rushing Yards

B#: DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing Yards

Representing the AFC East and our Monday night match. Godspeed, running men.

Hockles
Dec 25, 2007

Resident of Camp Blood
Crystal Lake

Aww man, you're making me change up my gimmick with a THEME LIST

CLE - DeShone Kizer - Passing Yards
CLE - Kevin Hogan - Passing Yards
CLE - Isaiah Crowell - Rushing Yards
CLE - Duke Johnson - Rushing Yards
CLE - Matthew Dayes - Rushing Yards
CLE - Kenny Britt - Receiving Yards
CLE - Sammie Coates - Receiving Yards
CLE - Rashard Higgins - Receiving Yards
CLE - Ricardo Lewis - Receiving Yards
CLE - David Njoku - Receiving Yards
CLE - Randall Telfer - Receiving Yards
CLE - Seth DeValve - Receiving Yards
IND - Frank Gore - Rushing Yards
IND - Robert Turbin - Rushing Yards
OAK - Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards
OAK - DeAndre Washington - Rushing Yards
WAS - Rob Kelley - Rushing Yards
WAS - Chris Thompson - Rushing Yards
WAS - Samaje Perine - Rushing Yards
B# DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing Yards

I have no idea how to estimate this, but it is obviously going to go poorly.

cosmic gumbo
Mar 26, 2005

IMA
  1. GRIP
  2. N
  3. SIP
THEME WEEK

OAK - Marshawn Lynch - Rushing
OAK - Jalen Richard - Rushing
OAK - DeAndre Washington - Rushing
IND- Frank Gore - Rushing
IND - Robert Turbin - Rushing
IND - Marlon Mack - Rushing
CLE - Isaiah Cromwell - Rushing
CLE - Duke Johnson - Rushing
CLE - Matt Dayes - Rushing
DEN - CJ Anderson - Rushing
DEN - Jamaal Charles - Rushing
CIN - Jeremy Hill - Rushing
CIN - Gio Bernard - Rushing
CIN - Joe Mixon - Rushing
TEN - Demarco Murray - Rushing
TEN - Derrick Henry - Rushing
OAK - Derek Carr - Passing

B#: DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing Yards

Benne
Sep 2, 2011

STOP DOING HEROIN
THEME WEEK ENTRY

SF - Carlos Hyde - Rushing Yards
LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards
MIA - Jay Ajayi - Rushing Yards
TEN - DeMarco Murrsy - Rushing Yards
TEN - Derrick Henry - Rushing Yards
MIN - Dalvin Cook - Rushing Yards
CLE - Isaiah Crowell -Rushing Yards

Brady Number - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing Yards

the mean lunch lady
Jun 24, 2009

went mad at sea
lots were drawn
Kroenke didn't survive
he was delicious
CAR - Cam Newton - Passing Yards
DEN - C.J. Anderson - Rushing Yards
KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
MIN - Dalvin Cook - Rushing Yards
LA - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards
WAS - Samaje Perine - Rushing Yards
TB - Jacquizz Rodgers - Rushing Yards
OAK - Jalen Richard - Rushing Yards
MIN - Latavius Murray - Rushing Yards

Brady #: ARI - Chris Johnson - Rushing Yards

Acebuckeye13
Nov 2, 2010


If you or someone you know has a gambling problem, crisis counseling and referral services can be accessed by calling
1-800-GAMBLER


Ultra Carp
GROUND 'N POUND WEEK:

DET - Ameer Abdullah - Rushing Yards
DET - Theo Riddick - Rushing Yards
LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing Yards
SF - Carlos Hyde - Rushing Yards
CLE - Isiah Crowell - Rushing Yards
NO - Adrian Peterson - Rushing Yards
TEN - DeMarco Murray - Rushing Yards
PIT - Le'veon Bell - Rushing Yards

B#: ARI - Carson Palmer - Passing Yards

Strobe
Jun 30, 2014
GW BRAINWORMS CREW
Theme Week!

KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing
KC - Charcandrick West - Rushing
DEN - Jamaal Charles - Rushing
DEN - CJ Anderson - Rushing
OAK - Marshawn Lynch - Rushing
OAK - Jalen Richard - Rushing
LAC - Melvin Gordon - Rushing
LAC - Branden Oliver - Rushing
PIT - LeVeon Bell - Rushing
NE - Mike Gillislee - Rushing

B#: DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing

The Puppy Bowl
Jan 31, 2013

A dog, in the house.

*woof*
NOT Theme Week

ATL - Matt Ryan - Passing
DET - Matt Stafford - Passing
HOU - Deshaun Watson - Passing
KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing
KC - Tyreek Hill - Passing


B#: DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing

Cox Token

Athanatos
Jun 7, 2006

Est. 1967
JAX - Blake Bortles - Passing Yards
CHI - Mike Glennon - Passing Yards
IND - Jacoby Brissett - Passing Yards
NE - Mike Gillislee - Rushing Yards
GB - Ty Montgomery - Rushing Yards
WAS - Rob Kelley - Rushing Yards
NO - Brandon Coleman - Receiving Yards
MIA - DeVante Parker - Receiving Yards

Brady Number - DAL - Ryan Switzer - Receiving Yards

Forever_Peace
May 7, 2007

Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Shoe do do do do do do do
Shoe do do do do do do yeah
Woooo theme week lets goooooooo

JAX - Leonard Fournette - Rushing Yards
CLE - Isaiah Crowell - Rushing Yards
TEN - Derrick Henry - Rushing Yards
ATL - Tevin Coleman - Rushing Yards
DEN - Jamaal Charles - Rushing Yards
CIN - Jeremy Hill - Rushing Yards
NYG - Shane Vereen - Rushing Yards
DET - Ameer Abdullah - Rushing Yards
HOU - Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards
NO - Mark Ingram - Rushing Yards
BUF - Tyrod Taylor - Passing Yards
IND - Jacoby Brissett - Passing Yards

Brady Number - DAL - Dez Bryant - Receiving Yards

axeil
Feb 14, 2006
KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
DEN - CJ Anderson - Rushing Yards
MIN - Dalvin Cook - Rushing Yards
JAX - Leonard Fournette - Rushing Yards
BAL - Javorius Allen - Rushing Yards
SEA - Chris Carson - Rushing Yards
HOU - Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards
MIA - Jay Ajayi - Rushing Yards

B# - ARI - Chris Johnson - Rushing Yards


Surely the top 8 rushers + Chris Johnson won't let me down, right?

totally losing my mime
Aug 3, 2012

The quiet can scrape
All the calm from your bones.
But maybe it should.
Maybe we need to be hollowed
To get up and grow,
And stop fucking around,
To kick off our braces and start straightening out
Fun Shoe
THEME WEEK ENTRY

JAX – Leonard Fournette – Rushing Yards
DEN - C.J. Anderson – Rushing Yards
CHI – Tarik Cohen – Rushing Yards
ATL – Devonta Freeman – Rushing Yards
MIN – Dalvin Cook – Rushing Yards
NE – Mike Gillislee – Rushing Yards
GB – Ty Montgomery – Rushing Yards
KC – Kareem Hunt – Rushing Yards
LAC – Melvin Gordon – Rushing Yards
OAK – Marshawn Lynch – Rushing Yards

B# - DAL – Ezekiel Elliott – Rushing Yards

MrLogan
Feb 4, 2004

Ask me about Derek Carr's stolen MVP awards, those dastardly refs, and, oh yeah, having the absolute worst fucking gimmick in The Football Funhouse.
NO - Drew Brees - Passing Yards
NE - Tom Brady - Passing Yards
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing Yards

B# - OAK - Jalen Richard - Rushing Yards


Cox token

Relentlessboredomm
Oct 15, 2006

It's Sic Semper Tyrannis. You said, "Ever faithful terrible lizard."
KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
DEN - CJ Anderson - Rushing Yards
MIN - Dalvin Cook - Rushing Yards
JAX - Leonard Fournette - Rushing Yards
BAL - Javorius Allen - Rushing Yards
HOU - Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards
MIA - Jay Ajayi - Rushing Yards
HOU - Deshaun Watson - Passing Yards

B# - DAL- Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing Yards

Fenrir
Apr 26, 2005

I found my kendo stick, bitch!

Lipstick Apathy
GB - Aaron Rodgers - Passing yards
GB - Ty Montgomery - Rushing yards
--NOTE: Ty is officially an RB on the roster now despite wearing 88 still--
GB - Aaron Ripkowski - Rushing yards
CIN - Giovanni Bernard - Rushing yards
CHI- Tarik Cohen - Rushing yards
IND- Frank Gore - Rushing yards
JAX - Leonard Fournette - Rushing yards
LAR - Todd Gurley - Rushing yards

B# - DAL – Ezekiel Elliott – Rushing Yards

seiferguy
Jun 9, 2005

FLAWED
INTUITION



Toilet Rascal
Theme Week:

KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing
KC - Charcandrick West - Rushing
DEN - Jamaal Charles - Rushing
DEN - CJ Anderson - Rushing
OAK - Marshawn Lynch - Rushing
OAK - Jalen Richard - Rushing
SEA - Chris Carson - Rushing
SEA - Thomas Rawls - Rushing
PIT - LeVeon Bell - Rushing


B#: DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing

von Metternich
May 7, 2007
Why the hell not?
Theme Week:

KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing
KC - Charcandrick West - Rushing
BUF- LeSean McCoy - Rushing
BUF - Mike Tolbert - Rushing
NE - Mike Gillislee -Rushing
HOU - Lamar Miller - Rushing
JAC - Leonard Fournette - Rushing
MIA - Jay Ajayi - Rushing
MIN - Dalvin Cook - Rushing
CLE - Isiah Crowell - Rushing
BAL- Terrence West - Rushing
BAL - Javouris Allen - Rushing
IND - Frank Gore - Rushing
IND - Robert Turbin - Rushing

B#: DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing

bobjr
Oct 16, 2012

Roose is loose.
🐓🐓🐓✊🪧

Theme Week:

KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
OAK - Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards
ATL – Devonta Freeman – Rushing Yards
CIN - Jeremy Hill - Rushing Yards
MIN - Dalvin Cook - Rushing Yards
IND- Frank Gore - Rushing yards
CLE - Isaiah Crowell - Rushing Yards
HOU - Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards
DET - Ameer Abdullah - Rushing Yards

B#: DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing

barnold
Dec 16, 2011


what do u do when yuo're born to play fps? guess there's nothing left to do but play fps. boom headshot
Theme Week!

KC - Kareem Hunt - rushing yards
NE - Mike Gillislee - rushing yards
NE - James White - rushing yards
WSH - Chris Thompson - rushing yards
MIN - Dalvin Cook - rushing yards
CAR - Jonathan Stewart - rushing yards
BAL - Javorius Allen - rushing yards
IND - Frank Gore - rushing yards
PHI - Darren Sproles - rushing yards
CLE - Isaiah Crowell - rushing yards

B#: ARI - Chris Johnson - rushing yards

Shangri-Law School
Feb 19, 2013

Theme Week

DET - Ameer Abdullah - Rushing Yards
NE - Brandon Bolden - Rushing Yards
SEA - Chris Carson - Rushing Yards
PHI - Corey Clement - Rushing Yards
IND - Marlon Mack - Rushing Yards
NYG - Paul Perkins - Rushing Yards
DET - Zach Zenner - Rushing Yards

ATL - Devonta Freeman - Rushing Yards
ATL - Tevin Coleman - Rushing Yards
KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
DET - Matthew Stafford - Passing Yards
CHI - Mike Glennon - Passing Yards

B#: DAL - Ezekiel Elliott - Rushing Yards

pixelbot2000
May 11, 2004

Pay your pussy bill
OAK - Derek Carr - Passing Yards
BAL - Joe Flacco - Passing Yards
KC - Tyreek Hill - Receiving Yards
OAK - Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards

B# - DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards

WaffleZombie
May 10, 2003

"Identity Crisis" Murderer Wild Guess #333:Prince "Lady Killer Charming "Well, I AM the Adversa"



THEME WEEK

BUF - LeSean McCoy - Rushing Yards
PIT - Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards
ATL - DeVonta Freeman - Rushing Yards
KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
DEN - C.J. Anderson - Rushing Yards
OAK - Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards
MIN - Dalvin Cook - Rushing Yards
CLE - Isiah Crowell - Rushing Yards
PHI - Alshon Jeffery - Receiving Yards

B# - DAL - Dak Prescott - Passing Yards

No Butt Stuff
Jun 10, 2004

Theme Week:

JAX - Leonard Fournette - Rushing Yards
KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
OAK - Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards
ATL – Devonta Freeman – Rushing Yards
MIN - Dalvin Cook - Rushing Yards
DEN - CJ Anderson - Rushing Yards
PIT - Leveon Bell - Rushing Yards
NE - Mike Gillislee - Rushing Yards
CAR - Christian McCaffrey - Rushing Yards
BAL - Javorius Allen - Rushing Yards

B#: DAL - Ezekiel Elliot - Rushing Yards

a new study bible!
Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Theme Week

MIA - Jay Ajayi - Rushing Yards
KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
MIN - Dalvin Cook - Rushing Yards
JAX - Leonard Fournette - Rushing Yards
BAL - Javorius Allen - Rushing Yards
TB - Jacquizz Rodgers
OAK - Marshawn Lynch
GB - Ty Montgomery

B# - ARI - Carson Palmer - Passing Yards

THE ILL-ADVISED RELOCATION TOKEN

Bjork Bjowlob
Feb 23, 2006
yes that's very hot and i'll deal with it in the morning


G-G-G-GROUND N POUND THEME WEEK

OAK - Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards
MIA - Jay Ajayi - Rushing Yards
PIT - Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards
ATL - Devonta Freeman - Rushing Yards
TB - Jacquizz Rogers - Rushing Yards
CLE - Isaiah Crowell - Rushing Yards
NYJ - Matt Forte - Rushing Yards
NYJ - Bilal Powell - Rushing Yards
IND - Frank Gore - Rushing Yards
TEN - Derrick Henry - Rushing Yards
KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
GB - Ty Montgomery - Rushing Yards
HOU - Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards
CAR - Christian McCaffrey - Rushing Yards
CAR - Jonathan Stewart - Rushing Yards
PHI - Darren Sproles - Rushing Yards
B#: AZ - Chris Johnson - Rushing Yards

THE COX TOKEN




This week's matchups look a bit lovely for RBs though

Bjork Bjowlob fucked around with this message at 14:28 on Sep 24, 2017

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aBagorn
Aug 26, 2004
THEEEEEEEEME WEEK


MIA - Jay Ajayi - Rushing Yards
PIT - Le'Veon Bell - Rushing Yards
OAK - Marshawn Lynch - Rushing Yards
TB - Jacquizz Rogers - Rushing Yards
CLE - Isaiah Crowell - Rushing Yards
GB - Ty Montgomery - Rushing Yards
NYJ - Matt Forte - Rushing Yards
NYJ - Bilal Powell - Rushing Yards
IND - Frank Gore - Rushing Yards
TEN - Derrick Henry - Rushing Yards
KC - Kareem Hunt - Rushing Yards
HOU - Lamar Miller - Rushing Yards
CAR - Jonathan Stewart - Rushing Yards
PHI - Darren Sproles - Rushing Yards
PHI - Wendell Smallwood - Rushing Yards
PHI - Corey Clement - Rushing Yards

B#: AZ - Chris Johnson - Rushing Yards

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