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Tyrannosaurus
Apr 12, 2006
9c
Name: Dofro
Hp: 3
Glory: 0
Skill: Romance

"By rights, we shouldn't even be here."

Mr. Dofro knows this is true. We should be on the other side of that gate!

Ramp it!: 1d100 43

Horde Vote: The Wild One Hundred

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Tyrannosaurus
Apr 12, 2006

Dofro
Skill: Romance
HP: 3
Glory: 1

Go back? No good at all! Go sideways? Impossible! Go forward? Only thing to do! On we go!

Against a door, Dofro was helpless. But against ogres? My my! He would take off his shirt but he didn't own one. Even better. Cut to the chase. He smoothed down his moustache and stepped forward.

Smother Lover the Ogre!: 1d100+11 99

Tyrannosaurus
Apr 12, 2006

Dofro
Skill: Romance
HP: 3
Glory: 3

Bother burgling and everything to do with it! I wish I was at home in my nice hole by the fire, with the kettle just beginning to sing!

Dofro felt awful about Snodris. He went and said so.

"I feel awful you got punched in the stomach," he said to her. "I, too was punched. Punched in the heart."

He pulled out pieces of sticks from his pockets and let them fall to the dirt. He had seduced his ogre into pieces. But he hadn't known that the ogre would seduce him right back. The world was a little darker now.

"I was thinking about going and poisoning some horses to make myself feel better. Wanna come with?"

Tyrannosaurus
Apr 12, 2006

Successful Businessmanga posted:

These are no longer valid plans for y'all with Ringo having rolled to claim the difficulty 1 closed task.
Shiny, Qwäg, Agile, and Hat filling 4/5 slots.

Intercepting has Gigs, Mason, and Biggo filling 3/10 slots.

Is this true?

Tyrannosaurus
Apr 12, 2006

Tyrannosaurus posted:


Dofro
Skill: Romance
HP: 3
Glory: 3

Bother burgling and everything to do with it! I wish I was at home in my nice hole by the fire, with the kettle just beginning to sing!

Dofro felt awful about Snodris. He went and said so.

"I feel awful you got punched in the stomach," he said to her. "I, too was punched. Punched in the heart."

He pulled out pieces of sticks from his pockets and let them fall to the dirt. He had seduced his ogre into pieces. But he hadn't known that the ogre would seduce him right back. The world was a little darker now.

"I was thinking about going and poisoning some horses to make myself feel better. Wanna come with?"

In light or recent developments pertaining to another already poisoning the horses, Dofro decides to try and Intercept. Maybe there is still some poisoning to do there.

Intercept!: 1d100+3 67

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