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Spraynard Kruger
May 8, 2007



This show has the "ominous antagonist staring out the window" shot down pat.

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muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005

Gosh, I love arrows.


So... I'm starting to worry that Seth might be a cannibal too.

Doltos
Dec 28, 2005

If you meet the Buddha in the lane, feed him the ball.

This is a good rear end show even if it has SyFy production values. I recommend the first season highly

JossiRossi
Jul 28, 2008

A little EQ, a touch of reverb, slap on some compression and there. That'll get your dickbutt jiggling.

I liked when they were being chased through the school, they ran into a hallway that seemed to be from a Russia school and not the American school they were in. Kind of like how the Meta-Gamer Military Dude said to his wife that it was their house, but it was in the wrong place. So I guess the little pocket universe has chunks of locations from anyone who has been trapped there before.

That or the school had an incredibly robust Russian language program...

tessiebee
Nov 15, 2014

Built for comfort and speed!

Bit slow and less attention grabbing this week, though I did like the hose guys wife/memory cannibal.
Not interested in sexytimes relationship stuff, I want more creepy scares please.

discworld is all I read
Apr 7, 2009

DAIJOUBU!! ... Daijoubu ?? ?


Idk, I was quite spooked to find out that the dude she just boned is not the original dude anymore and that at some point he got snatched. But yeah, I kinda feel like the house just makes little pocket places according to whomever it draws in and that's why that one woman in the school was talking in a foreign language and it turned out the rest of the school was also from Russia; because the house made some little world that person could relate to.

BetterToRuleInHell
Jul 2, 2007


discworld is all I read posted:

Idk, I was quite spooked to find out that the dude she just boned is not the original dude anymore and that at some point he got snatched. But yeah, I kinda feel like the house just makes little pocket places according to whomever it draws in and that's why that one woman in the school was talking in a foreign language and it turned out the rest of the school was also from Russia; because the house made some little world that person could relate to.

With how the last episode ended, the scene with him coming across those people in that circular cage makes a lot more sense now.

twistedmentat
Nov 21, 2003

Deal With it Midgardian

The nerdy kids doppelganger burning the corpse in the bbq pit was just really disturbing.

This truly is a disturbing reality. I completely missed the Russian thing, I'm not sure how I could.

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005

Gosh, I love arrows.


Really wasn't expecting them to get out of the house before the end of the series.

tessiebee
Nov 15, 2014

Built for comfort and speed!

Well, sod this show. Everyone just stands around looking blank when they should be loving running or looking for weapons or just doing something. It's so bloody frustrating and now the only one with a lick of sense and determination dies a long drawn out death? Sod this with knobs on.

spudsbuckley
Aug 29, 2008

Asuka did this to me. Good job. Great signing.

That was about the weakest episode so far.

JossiRossi
Jul 28, 2008

A little EQ, a touch of reverb, slap on some compression and there. That'll get your dickbutt jiggling.

They are still in The House. When they were getting into their car, the vehicle across the street's license plate was that weird messed up font.

Postal Parcel
Aug 2, 2013


I really like the show, but at times Margot comes off as typical white horror movie protagonist. Jules has an excuse for her current behavior, but Margot seems to move so slowly and stares blankly at the horrors of the house. At a certain point, she should be more pissed than terrified at the house for trampling over the memories of her father. She leaves the group, can't take a blatant hint, lacks awareness for her surroundings and a lot more. Dude was pretty clear in his metaphor regarding the orchid mantis and the line "I wasn't expecting to like you so much". That being said, I also understand because she met him outside the house that she had zero reason to assume he was anything otherwise. Her accusation that he led them there was odd as well, considering that it was JD who recommended the house in the first place. I wonder what it means to be a cannibal that has escaped to the real world.

The mystery I'm really interested in, however, is Jules' terror. What is that egg-like thing that she's so attracted to? My first thought was that she had an abortion or miscarriage and that egg is a representation of her "grief" of losing a potential child. Is it some metaphorical phobia she possesses? I hope they answer this question by the end of the series. I don't think last season explained what the purpose of the teeth were. I guess it was referring to his extra tooth?


So, assuming they're still in the house, were the guys they met at the door new victims, a memory, or something worse?

muscles like this!
Jan 17, 2005

Gosh, I love arrows.


Whelp, that's a super depressing answer.

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Spraynard Kruger
May 8, 2007



The dog seems like a weird pick for your next feast, seems like it wouldn't be that filling. I figured he'd take Jules since they'd just had their friendship breakthrough and then things would get real weird.

Bloated-face John Carroll Lynch is a great look, but no one's motivations made much sense in this episode. When they were debating what to do with him, I was baffled. Like, is he not killable by traditional means? Did they know that? Maybe the answer is no, since it seems like they tried and failed. The door scene was tense but for the love of god his eyes are swollen shut and his back is turned, just run for it!

That said, I am extremely excited for the blob that appeared in the teaser for the finale for a split second.

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