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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:the surest sign you致e never handled a firearm in your life is arguing that firearms are intuitive to handle Literally hundreds of years of engineering oriented around making them trivial for the dregs of society to operate with only the briefest of introductions and you're still too stupid to figure out how to work one lol
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:Literally hundreds of years of engineering oriented around making them trivial for the dregs of society to operate with only the briefest of introductions and you're still too stupid to figure out how to work one lol I can imagine a certain someone delivering this line.
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Sep 22, 2017 01:17
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And I think the chances of autos failing in a moment of need is enormously overblown. Good quality autos will have a mean time between failures of something like 10,000-20,000 rounds. And the percentage of factory loaded rounds that are duds is essentially zero. Like the chance of it being an issue is probably 1 in 500 million whereas the chance that you'll have a situation where you need more than the 6 rounds in a revolver is 1 in 200 million, so... As long as you shoot your new gun a hundred times or three to make sure there aren't any factory defects, and make sure the ammo that you're going to use plays nice with your particular gun, you can then stick it in your nightstand and pull it out 10 years later and it has a 99.99999% chance of operating flawlessly. The only time I've ever had issues: 1. A brand new very tight 1911. And it still would have worked fine in a home defense scenario because it didn't start getting gummed up until after 20 or 30 rounds went through it. 2. A particular gun that didn't play well with a specific ammo, which was identified before I even shot it (the rounds didn't feed very smoothly) but I confirmed it by shooting it anyway and had an out of battery detonation. 3. Cheapshit extended capacity handgun magazines that you know aren't going to work worth a poo poo but you buy one anyway cause it looks cool. Anyway, the moral of the story is if you're going to pack heat around toddlers maybe get a gun that has a safety and/or don't ever put it/leave it/carry it anywhere where the toddler could get access to it.
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Sep 22, 2017 01:19
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scrubs season six posted:And I think the chances of autos failing in a moment of need is enormously overblown. Good quality autos will have a mean time between failures of something like 10,000-20,000 rounds. And the percentage of factory loaded rounds that are duds is essentially zero. Cool, thanks for the input. You've changed my thoughts about the reliability of revolvers compared to handguns. *buys a taurus*
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Sep 22, 2017 01:23
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Mr.Tophat posted:Cool, thanks for the input. You've changed my thoughts about the reliability of revolvers compared to handguns. This is still my favorite firearm fuckup. Courtesy of the Rio 2016 thread: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C9_YWNo1f-o&t=70s
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Sep 22, 2017 01:24
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buzzkill headline thread! She chose to die so she could give birth. Now her newborn is dead, too. I mean..... that's a doozy
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Sep 22, 2017 01:27
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1617: the King of Austria issues matchlock arquebuses to his levies because, despite taking a fortnight to load and a tendency to blow up in the user's face, they're easier for illiterate potato farmers to figure out than the bow and arrow, a literal caveman tool. 2017: a college-educated man who makes a comfortable living in the global 1% doing something with computers announces guns are unintuitive to use
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Sep 22, 2017 01:28
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EorayMel posted:This is still my favorite firearm fuckup. Courtesy of the Rio 2016 thread: That was the exact video that made me aware of the absolute shitshow that is the Taurus. Waterbed Wendy posted:buzzkill headline thread! Holy gently caress. That's a headline that would make the Addams Family cheerful.
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A Wizard of Goatse posted:1617: the King of Austria issues matchlock arquebuses to his levies because, despite taking a fortnight to load and a tendency to blow up in the user's face, they're easier for illiterate potato farmers to figure out than the bow and arrow, a literal caveman tool. Are you itching to step outside to the parking lot or something? lol eitherway
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Sep 22, 2017 01:30
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do you guys even know how many grandmas in florida get rapped every year?
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[quote="鄭 Wizard of Goatse" post="476633765"] 1617: the King of Austria issues matchlock arquebuses to his levies because, despite taking a fortnight to load and a tendency to blow up in the user痴 face, they池e easier for illiterate potato farmers to figure out than the bow and arrow, a literal caveman tool. 2017: a college-educated man who makes a comfortable living in the global 1% doing something with computers announces guns are unintuitive to use [/quote] post the insurance claim when you shoot your toes off
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Sep 22, 2017 01:33
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Sep 22, 2017 01:36
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This dumb old bitch carries around a cocked single action, because only the lightest of trigger pulls are operable by her hosed up arthritic claw hands. Then in a dementia addled stupour she leaves it unattended near a toddler. She should do the world a favour and fall over in the loving shower.
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Sep 22, 2017 01:40
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jazzyhattrick posted:This dumb old bitch carries around a cocked single action, because only the lightest of trigger pulls are operable by her hosed up arthritic claw hands. Mmm, very harsh.
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Sep 22, 2017 01:41
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JebanyPedal posted:Mmm, very harsh. Less harsh than her firearm however.
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Sep 22, 2017 01:43
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jazzyhattrick posted:This dumb old bitch carries around a cocked single action, because only the lightest of trigger pulls are operable by her hosed up arthritic claw hands.
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Sep 22, 2017 01:45
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jazzyhattrick posted:This dumb old bitch carries around a cocked single action, because only the lightest of trigger pulls are operable by her hosed up arthritic claw hands. She was just sick and tired of that bitch sniping her Worther's Originals and finally decided to do something about it
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Sep 22, 2017 01:46
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jazzyhattrick posted:This dumb old bitch carries around a cocked single action, because only the lightest of trigger pulls are operable by her hosed up arthritic claw hands. 
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Sep 22, 2017 01:49
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She misheard, "Got a light?" as "Gonna light [me up]?"
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Sep 22, 2017 01:55
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You can learn how to operate an M16 with a picture only instruction manual, literally anyone you find on the street can be taught how to use a gun in a short period of time before being shipped away to war, thats the entire point.
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Sep 22, 2017 02:11
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Girl leaves this plane of existence with a perfect 1.000 K/D ratio.
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Sep 22, 2017 02:15
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I'm just glad that no matter how bad the American education system gets, Americans will always be able shoot themselves, regardless of age and level of retardation.
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Sep 22, 2017 02:18
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One last trip to flavortown
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Sep 22, 2017 02:23
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Parents, its never too soon to talk to your children about the dangers of shooting up.
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Sep 22, 2017 02:50
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This is the Tampa-est story in the world. Tampa Bay has some okay spots like St. Pete but for the most part it has lots of population saturation from the swamp mutants in the surrounding rural areas. In other words a lot of the people here are really, really dumb. Terrible drivers too
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Sep 22, 2017 02:54
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is this a dead kids thread or a gun violence thread? not sure how upset I should get about all this!
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Sep 22, 2017 02:58
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Thoughts and prayers.
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Sep 22, 2017 03:37
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Bulgogi Hoagie posted:the surest sign you致e never handled a firearm in your life is arguing that firearms are intuitive to handle thread was worth it for this hilarious post 
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Away all Goats posted:"this is fine" -america The kid should have had a gun because everyone with guns makes things safer
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N. Senada posted:is this a dead kids thread or a gun violence thread? It's actually a Florida thread 
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Sep 22, 2017 04:12
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Looks like she found the Walther's Originals
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Sep 22, 2017 04:17
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Bobcats posted:Looks like she found the Walther's Originals 
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this is why you should ask your kid which one's their favorite stuffed animal, then make them shoot it, so they respect and fear the power of a gun
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Sep 22, 2017 04:21
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Bobcats posted:Looks like she found the Walther's Originals  That's some good poo poo right there.
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Grandma should get the chair.
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She's probably got a walker already so a chair's really the next step for her.
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hahahaha bulgogi wants to hate bob so much he'll double-down on "guns are intensely difficult machines to comprehend, requiring advanced degrees in physics and math."
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Literal children in Africa use AKs to fight for warlords. Guns are idiot proof.
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frogge posted:She's probably got a walker already so a chair's really the next step for her. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ymQUIimLQck
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Bobcats posted:Looks like she found the Walther's Originals
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