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lolled out loud reading this thread title again


Daikatana Ritsu

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Daikatana Ritsu posted:

lolled out loud reading this thread title again

lmao yeah also combined with hits:

Saint Twisty posted:

what the gently caress is this


Jack Daniels
lmao


Daikatana Ritsu

Twisty: what the gently caress ius this
Me: *glances to thread title, and reads thoroughly* "Making out with Twisty; Feeling his rear end and Tits" lmfoa ol irl


Jack Daniels

Saint Twisty posted:

i dont want this. leave me alone. im going to go watch anime



pog boyfriend


thank you dendy(old summer sig)
this is what gets the bacon these days
i hope you enjoyed my post here is to many more
99.99% of teenagers have moved on to "music" like rap, rock, techno, etc. if you are still one of the 0.01% that still listen to welsh court music put this in your sig i do not have a new autumn sig so instead i am pimping my wide with some sweet badges :P
can i get a MERI KURISIMASU?! HAPI HANUKA ?! ...ah hell. happy holidays everyone! be sure to drink some "egg" nog in a way the increaseing length of this signature could be said to be a reflection of time passing. as trees gain more rings, so to does this signature become more fucked up and long. you ever eat a pumpkin? shit is not as easy as it looks.

*warming my hands on twisys rear end*


spb

http://myanimelist.net/profile/spbbbb


apropos to nothing

vaginal facsimile posted:

*warming my hands on twisys rear end*

me] shivering slightly, pull hands togheter and warmly blow warm air in between cupped hands -- wheeeww, huuuh -- then rubs hands togehter in a very warming type of fashion. repeats.

sighs in a cold type of way, before moving on to the next step - putting my bare hands on Twisty's naked warm butt cheeks. his buttocks is surprisingly smooth, lacking hair of any sort, and warm to the touch. aaaahh, now this is the stuff. sighs in releif and comfort... the cold night is upon us, but all is well


Jack Daniels

Jack Daniels posted:

me] shivering slightly, pull hands togheter and warmly blow warm air in between cupped hands -- wheeeww, huuuh -- then rubs hands togehter in a very warming type of fashion. repeats.

sighs in a cold type of way, before moving on to the next step - putting my bare hands on Twisty's naked warm butt cheeks. his buttocks is surprisingly smooth, lacking hair of any sort, and warm to the touch. aaaahh, now this is the stuff. sighs in releif and comfort... the cold night is upon us, but all is well

lmfao



woozy pawsies




ME returning home to see a car parked all hosed up and crooked, as if a retard parked the car & is waiting for me inside:


Daikatana Ritsu

Jack Daniels posted:

me] shivering slightly, pull hands togheter and warmly blow warm air in between cupped hands -- wheeeww, huuuh -- then rubs hands togehter in a very warming type of fashion. repeats.

sighs in a cold type of way, before moving on to the next step - putting my bare hands on Twisty's naked warm butt cheeks. his buttocks is surprisingly smooth, lacking hair of any sort, and warm to the touch. aaaahh, now this is the stuff. sighs in releif and comfort... the cold night is upon us, but all is well


Daikatana Ritsu posted:

ME returning home to see a car parked all hosed up and crooked, as if a retard parked the car & is waiting for me inside:



Hizke

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

lolled out loud reading this thread title again

“Jack Daniels”" post="“477222391” posted:

Twisty: what the gently caress ius this
Me: *glances to thread title, and reads thoroughly* “Making out with Twisty; Feeling his rear end and Tits” lmfoa ol irl

lmao



White Genocide

Jack Daniels posted:

me] shivering slightly, pull hands togheter and warmly blow warm air in between cupped hands -- wheeeww, huuuh -- then rubs hands togehter in a very warming type of fashion. repeats.

sighs in a cold type of way, before moving on to the next step - putting my bare hands on Twisty's naked warm butt cheeks. his buttocks is surprisingly smooth, lacking hair of any sort, and warm to the touch. aaaahh, now this is the stuff. sighs in releif and comfort... the cold night is upon us, but all is well



Fuck My Ass




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just cruisin
death to b!tchcraft, f@gg0try, wh0red0m and degeneracy
send them to hell
if you want to hang out, feel free to PM me
if i have made you butthurt in any way, don't even bother inboxing me like an anallyanguishedautist.
i don't value your stupid opinions, morons.
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Jack Daniels posted:

me] shivering slightly, pull hands togheter and warmly blow warm air in between cupped hands -- wheeeww, huuuh -- then rubs hands togehter in a very warming type of fashion. repeats.

sighs in a cold type of way, before moving on to the next step - putting my bare hands on Twisty's naked warm butt cheeks. his buttocks is surprisingly smooth, lacking hair of any sort, and warm to the touch. aaaahh, now this is the stuff. sighs in releif and comfort... the cold night is upon us, but all is well



Nutmeg

Jack Daniels posted:

me] shivering slightly, pull hands togheter and warmly blow warm air in between cupped hands -- wheeeww, huuuh -- then rubs hands togehter in a very warming type of fashion. repeats.

sighs in a cold type of way, before moving on to the next step - putting my bare hands on Twisty's naked warm butt cheeks. his buttocks is surprisingly smooth, lacking hair of any sort, and warm to the touch. aaaahh, now this is the stuff. sighs in releif and comfort... the cold night is upon us, but all is well


Daikatana Ritsu

Jack Daniels posted:

me] shivering slightly, pull hands togheter and warmly blow warm air in between cupped hands -- wheeeww, huuuh -- then rubs hands togehter in a very warming type of fashion. repeats.

sighs in a cold type of way, before moving on to the next step - putting my bare hands on Twisty's naked warm butt cheeks. his buttocks is surprisingly smooth, lacking hair of any sort, and warm to the touch. aaaahh, now this is the stuff. sighs in releif and comfort... the cold night is upon us, but all is well



Cinnamon Blake

Jack Daniels posted:

me] shivering slightly, pull hands togheter and warmly blow warm air in between cupped hands -- wheeeww, huuuh -- then rubs hands togehter in a very warming type of fashion. repeats.

sighs in a cold type of way, before moving on to the next step - putting my bare hands on Twisty's naked warm butt cheeks. his buttocks is surprisingly smooth, lacking hair of any sort, and warm to the touch. aaaahh, now this is the stuff. sighs in releif and comfort... the cold night is upon us, but all is well

hahahahaa



grumple wumpkins




my bitter bi rival
Twisty, It's Cold Outside


my bitter bi rival

Jack Daniels posted:

me] shivering slightly, pull hands togheter and warmly blow warm air in between cupped hands -- wheeeww, huuuh -- then rubs hands togehter in a very warming type of fashion. repeats.

sighs in a cold type of way, before moving on to the next step - putting my bare hands on Twisty's naked warm butt cheeks. his buttocks is surprisingly smooth, lacking hair of any sort, and warm to the touch. aaaahh, now this is the stuff. sighs in releif and comfort... the cold night is upon us, but all is well


spb

http://myanimelist.net/profile/spbbbb

crackling fire, 3ds charged, twisty's rear end on my hands. hell,


spb

http://myanimelist.net/profile/spbbbb

i finished my anime and this poo poo is still going on


vaginal facsimile posted:

crackling fire, 3ds charged, twisty's rear end on my hands. hell,


Jack Daniels

vaginal facsimile posted:

crackling fire, 3ds charged, twisty's rear end on my hands. hell,



grumple wumpkins



twisty earns highest honors from the mayor of his city by riding along with fire and rescue, offering his soft warm rear end to people who fell through thin ice/got trapped in freezers


Oh Don Piano

stop talking about my rear end and tits dawg


Saint Twisty posted:

stop talking about my rear end and tits dawg

i never saud anything about your tits


Oh Don Piano

Oh Don Piano posted:

twisty earns highest honors from the mayor of his city by riding along with fire and rescue, offering his soft warm rear end to people who fell through thin ice/got trapped in freezers



Fuck My Ass

Jack Daniels posted:

me] shivering slightly, pull hands togheter and warmly blow warm air in between cupped hands -- wheeeww, huuuh -- then rubs hands togehter in a very warming type of fashion. repeats.

sighs in a cold type of way, before moving on to the next step - putting my bare hands on Twisty's naked warm butt cheeks. his buttocks is surprisingly smooth, lacking hair of any sort, and warm to the touch. aaaahh, now this is the stuff. sighs in releif and comfort... the cold night is upon us, but all is well

lol


by Smythe

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my cold hand touches twisty's warm rear end and he flinches a lil, gets goosebumps


Chill Callahan

Oh Don Piano posted:

i never saud anything about your tits

lol


apropos to nothing

Oh Don Piano posted:

i never saud anything about your tits

thread title. rcp


Oh Don Piano posted:

i never saud anything about your tits


Jack Daniels
twisty .. winter is coming ..


see... in another life you were a womyn, which explains why you have feelings
nightbae smokewheat

exhausted and freezing JEws in auschwitz dreaming of twisys warn batty: now I have something to live for


spb

http://myanimelist.net/profile/spbbbb

twisty can't stop giving it up to everyone he meets



Oh Long Johnson
dreaming of twisty's warm rear end


dionysian


soothe my aches away. on twisty's rear end warmth


Oh Don Piano

preparing by thinking of all the good baking sex euphamisms i can joke about with twisty (baps buns and rolls etc) but then forgetting it all after a single caress of his toasty arse


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skin his rear end, wear it as a hat, on my head.

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