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lolled out loud reading this thread title again

Daikatana Ritsu

# ? Oct 9, 2017 23:32

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Daikatana Ritsu posted:

lolled out loud reading this thread title again

lmao yeah also combined with hits:

Saint Twisty posted:

what the gently caress is this

Jack Daniels

# ? Oct 9, 2017 23:33

lmao

Daikatana Ritsu

# ? Oct 9, 2017 23:34

Twisty: what the gently caress ius this
Me: *glances to thread title, and reads thoroughly* "Making out with Twisty; Feeling his rear end and Tits" lmfoa ol irl

Jack Daniels

# ? Oct 9, 2017 23:35

Saint Twisty posted:

i dont want this. leave me alone. im going to go watch anime

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# ? Oct 9, 2017 23:35

*warming my hands on twisys rear end*

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# ? Oct 9, 2017 23:35

apropos to nothing

# ? Oct 9, 2017 23:38

vaginal facsimile posted:

*warming my hands on twisys rear end*

me] shivering slightly, pull hands togheter and warmly blow warm air in between cupped hands -- wheeeww, huuuh -- then rubs hands togehter in a very warming type of fashion. repeats.

sighs in a cold type of way, before moving on to the next step - putting my bare hands on Twisty's naked warm butt cheeks. his buttocks is surprisingly smooth, lacking hair of any sort, and warm to the touch. aaaahh, now this is the stuff. sighs in releif and comfort... the cold night is upon us, but all is well

Jack Daniels

# ? Oct 9, 2017 23:40

Jack Daniels posted:

me] shivering slightly, pull hands togheter and warmly blow warm air in between cupped hands -- wheeeww, huuuh -- then rubs hands togehter in a very warming type of fashion. repeats.

sighs in a cold type of way, before moving on to the next step - putting my bare hands on Twisty's naked warm butt cheeks. his buttocks is surprisingly smooth, lacking hair of any sort, and warm to the touch. aaaahh, now this is the stuff. sighs in releif and comfort... the cold night is upon us, but all is well

lmfao

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# ? Oct 9, 2017 23:46

ME returning home to see a car parked all hosed up and crooked, as if a retard parked the car & is waiting for me inside:

Daikatana Ritsu

# ? Oct 9, 2017 23:48

Jack Daniels posted:

me] shivering slightly, pull hands togheter and warmly blow warm air in between cupped hands -- wheeeww, huuuh -- then rubs hands togehter in a very warming type of fashion. repeats.

sighs in a cold type of way, before moving on to the next step - putting my bare hands on Twisty's naked warm butt cheeks. his buttocks is surprisingly smooth, lacking hair of any sort, and warm to the touch. aaaahh, now this is the stuff. sighs in releif and comfort... the cold night is upon us, but all is well

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

ME returning home to see a car parked all hosed up and crooked, as if a retard parked the car & is waiting for me inside:

Hizke

# ? Oct 9, 2017 23:57

Daikatana Ritsu posted:

lolled out loud reading this thread title again

�Jack Daniels�" post="�477222391� posted:

Twisty: what the gently caress ius this
Me: *glances to thread title, and reads thoroughly* �Making out with Twisty; Feeling his rear end and Tits� lmfoa ol irl

lmao

White Genocide

# ? Oct 10, 2017 00:05

Jack Daniels posted:

me] shivering slightly, pull hands togheter and warmly blow warm air in between cupped hands -- wheeeww, huuuh -- then rubs hands togehter in a very warming type of fashion. repeats.

sighs in a cold type of way, before moving on to the next step - putting my bare hands on Twisty's naked warm butt cheeks. his buttocks is surprisingly smooth, lacking hair of any sort, and warm to the touch. aaaahh, now this is the stuff. sighs in releif and comfort... the cold night is upon us, but all is well

Fuck My Ass

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# ? Oct 10, 2017 00:08

Jack Daniels posted:

me] shivering slightly, pull hands togheter and warmly blow warm air in between cupped hands -- wheeeww, huuuh -- then rubs hands togehter in a very warming type of fashion. repeats.

sighs in a cold type of way, before moving on to the next step - putting my bare hands on Twisty's naked warm butt cheeks. his buttocks is surprisingly smooth, lacking hair of any sort, and warm to the touch. aaaahh, now this is the stuff. sighs in releif and comfort... the cold night is upon us, but all is well

Nutmeg

# ? Oct 10, 2017 00:16

Jack Daniels posted:

me] shivering slightly, pull hands togheter and warmly blow warm air in between cupped hands -- wheeeww, huuuh -- then rubs hands togehter in a very warming type of fashion. repeats.

sighs in a cold type of way, before moving on to the next step - putting my bare hands on Twisty's naked warm butt cheeks. his buttocks is surprisingly smooth, lacking hair of any sort, and warm to the touch. aaaahh, now this is the stuff. sighs in releif and comfort... the cold night is upon us, but all is well

Daikatana Ritsu

# ? Oct 10, 2017 00:25

Jack Daniels posted:

me] shivering slightly, pull hands togheter and warmly blow warm air in between cupped hands -- wheeeww, huuuh -- then rubs hands togehter in a very warming type of fashion. repeats.

sighs in a cold type of way, before moving on to the next step - putting my bare hands on Twisty's naked warm butt cheeks. his buttocks is surprisingly smooth, lacking hair of any sort, and warm to the touch. aaaahh, now this is the stuff. sighs in releif and comfort... the cold night is upon us, but all is well

Cinnamon Blake

# ? Oct 10, 2017 00:30

Jack Daniels posted:

me] shivering slightly, pull hands togheter and warmly blow warm air in between cupped hands -- wheeeww, huuuh -- then rubs hands togehter in a very warming type of fashion. repeats.

sighs in a cold type of way, before moving on to the next step - putting my bare hands on Twisty's naked warm butt cheeks. his buttocks is surprisingly smooth, lacking hair of any sort, and warm to the touch. aaaahh, now this is the stuff. sighs in releif and comfort... the cold night is upon us, but all is well

hahahahaa

grumple wumpkins

# ? Oct 10, 2017 00:43

Hizke posted:

my bitter bi rival

# ? Oct 10, 2017 00:46

Twisty, It's Cold Outside

my bitter bi rival

# ? Oct 10, 2017 00:46

Jack Daniels posted:

me] shivering slightly, pull hands togheter and warmly blow warm air in between cupped hands -- wheeeww, huuuh -- then rubs hands togehter in a very warming type of fashion. repeats.

sighs in a cold type of way, before moving on to the next step - putting my bare hands on Twisty's naked warm butt cheeks. his buttocks is surprisingly smooth, lacking hair of any sort, and warm to the touch. aaaahh, now this is the stuff. sighs in releif and comfort... the cold night is upon us, but all is well

spb

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# ? Oct 10, 2017 01:31

crackling fire, 3ds charged, twisty's rear end on my hands. hell,

spb

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# ? Oct 10, 2017 01:33

i finished my anime and this poo poo is still going on

Light is sown for the righteous, and gladness for the upright in heart.
Saint Twisty

# ? Oct 10, 2017 01:37

vaginal facsimile posted:

crackling fire, 3ds charged, twisty's rear end on my hands. hell,

Jack Daniels

# ? Oct 10, 2017 01:42

vaginal facsimile posted:

crackling fire, 3ds charged, twisty's rear end on my hands. hell,

grumple wumpkins

# ? Oct 10, 2017 01:42

twisty earns highest honors from the mayor of his city by riding along with fire and rescue, offering his soft warm rear end to people who fell through thin ice/got trapped in freezers

Oh Don Piano

# ? Oct 10, 2017 01:47

stop talking about my rear end and tits dawg

Light is sown for the righteous, and gladness for the upright in heart.
Saint Twisty

# ? Oct 10, 2017 01:51

Saint Twisty posted:

stop talking about my rear end and tits dawg

i never saud anything about your tits

Oh Don Piano

# ? Oct 10, 2017 01:54

Oh Don Piano posted:

twisty earns highest honors from the mayor of his city by riding along with fire and rescue, offering his soft warm rear end to people who fell through thin ice/got trapped in freezers

Fuck My Ass

# ? Oct 10, 2017 02:10

Jack Daniels posted:

me] shivering slightly, pull hands togheter and warmly blow warm air in between cupped hands -- wheeeww, huuuh -- then rubs hands togehter in a very warming type of fashion. repeats.

sighs in a cold type of way, before moving on to the next step - putting my bare hands on Twisty's naked warm butt cheeks. his buttocks is surprisingly smooth, lacking hair of any sort, and warm to the touch. aaaahh, now this is the stuff. sighs in releif and comfort... the cold night is upon us, but all is well

lol

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# ? Oct 10, 2017 02:17

my cold hand touches twisty's warm rear end and he flinches a lil, gets goosebumps

Chill Callahan

# ? Oct 10, 2017 02:21

Oh Don Piano posted:

i never saud anything about your tits

lol

apropos to nothing

# ? Oct 10, 2017 02:33

Oh Don Piano posted:

i never saud anything about your tits

thread title. rcp

Light is sown for the righteous, and gladness for the upright in heart.
Saint Twisty

# ? Oct 10, 2017 02:34

Oh Don Piano posted:

i never saud anything about your tits

Jack Daniels

# ? Oct 10, 2017 02:36

twisty .. winter is coming ..

nightbae smokewheat

# ? Oct 10, 2017 02:37

exhausted and freezing JEws in auschwitz dreaming of twisys warn batty: now I have something to live for

spb

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# ? Oct 10, 2017 02:37

twisty can't stop giving it up to everyone he meets

Oh Long Johnson

# ? Oct 10, 2017 02:40

dreaming of twisty's warm rear end

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# ? Oct 10, 2017 04:14

soothe my aches away. on twisty's rear end warmth

Oh Don Piano

# ? Oct 10, 2017 04:28

preparing by thinking of all the good baking sex euphamisms i can joke about with twisty (baps buns and rolls etc) but then forgetting it all after a single caress of his toasty arse

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# ? Oct 10, 2017 07:12

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# ? Feb 23, 2019 20:02

skin his rear end, wear it as a hat, on my head.

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# ? Oct 10, 2017 07:42

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