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vanisher

Zeroisanumber posted:

Ask Big Duck where we should go.

We're having trouble communicating. It could be because we're still trapped in our shell, or just a chick, or something else?



Sig images courtesy of the talented Luvcow, Dumb Sex-Parrot, & Death Sext

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Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
ask the big duck to call customer service and see if they have a duck sized jaws of life or something

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

vanisher

vanisher fucked around with this message at 02:57 on Sep 24, 2017

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
Oh lol I thought you were indicating to us that we weren't going to get very far without getting out of the shell first

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

vanisher

Starman Super DX posted:

Oh lol I thought you were indicating to us that we weren't going to get very far without getting out of the shell first

(sorry lol)



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Manifisto



I love this rolling image so much

vanisher



we are going to have to wait here for a minute, we're pretty dizzy

vanisher

Manifisto


assuming we wake up in time from our unexpected break, can we peep to get the attention of the green duck? or if we can't vocalize, can we maybe knock our eggshell against a solid surface in an attention-grabbing pattern, say "shave and a haircut" or an exciting backbeat?


ty nesamdoom!

vanisher



We've become less dizzy and can maybe roll some more

We're feeling a little hungry

vanisher

Manifisto posted:

assuming we wake up in time from our unexpected break, can we peep to get the attention of the green duck? or if we can't vocalize, can we maybe knock our eggshell against a solid surface in an attention-grabbing pattern, say "shave and a haircut" or an exciting backbeat?

It was a quick moving line and the ducks have moved into the airport. It looks like the green duck dropped his wallet

Manifisto


vanisher posted:

It was a quick moving line and the ducks have moved into the airport. It looks like the green duck dropped his wallet

well let's roll right over (carefully now, to avoid the dizzies) and check it out!

Zeroisanumber

Ooh! What did big duck drop?

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punchymcpunch



find the airport's Sandpaper Room where every surface is sandpaper of different grades and sort of roll around til the shell is abraded away

easy cmon everyone you just gotta think like a newborn duck

vanisher

Zeroisanumber posted:

Ooh! What did big duck drop?



Looks like his wallet

vanisher fucked around with this message at 04:22 on Sep 24, 2017

punchymcpunch



does the wallet contain enough money to buy a ticket with?

vanisher

punchymcpunch posted:

does the wallet contain enough money to buy a ticket with?

We're attempting to open the wallet with our bill...



looks like whoever is running the ticket office is coming to us

vanisher fucked around with this message at 04:34 on Sep 24, 2017

vanisher

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

vanisher posted:

We're attempting to open the wallet with our bill...

just tell him to put it on your bill. Instant money hack!!1

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

Manifisto


holy moley

is it a crab, or a crab replicant??

vanisher

punchymcpunch posted:

does the wallet contain enough money to buy a ticket with?



Welcome back um... Captain? Oh you must be related to our last guest. Same destination I presume? I'll handle everything just a moment



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vanisher

Manifisto posted:

holy moley

is it a crab, or a crab replicant??

We summon all the strength we can to ask the crab if he is a real crab



I'm a Maintenance and Courtesy model 4P2

Manifisto


fine fine fine

that'll all be fine

(we hope :ohdear:)

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

I bet we have crab legs, but I really love the rolling egg and want it to continue ad infinitum

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
I still think we might be a duck/crab hybrid. That's assuming we are Duckson's mysterious egg from part 1, of course.

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
ask if he can help crack this shell open

Zeroisanumber

Same destination.

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Broken Box

See if he can carry us there rolling around is hard for a babby

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vanisher

I'll go process your ticket. I'll be back in a moment





Here you go... enjoy your vacation. I hear it's very lovely this time of year

vanisher

mister magpie posted:

ask if he can help crack this shell open

Shell problems? I'd be happy to assist

vanisher



It looks like your shell is abnormally strong. There's a weakness at the bottom of the shell I might be able to crack open

Manifisto


well the shell may be our super power, our adamantium exoskeleton if you will, but it would be nice to be able to walk places so having a foothole would be great

Sensual Simian

summer jorts
That intro was epic...

Sensual Simian

summer jorts
Oh no I still have summer sig holy cow im a loser

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
Can you try and crack it where it's weak, please Mr Crab Robot sir.

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

mister magpie posted:

Can you try and crack it where it's weak, please Mr Crab Robot sir.

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

vanisher



Brace yourself...

vanisher



hmm... that's a sturdy shell.

vanisher



Hold on looks like I laid the groundwork... you might be able to crack it further. I'm going to need to go to maintenance! Thank you for choosing Birdtown International Airport

vanisher fucked around with this message at 04:03 on Sep 25, 2017

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vanisher



The customer service crab seems to be scuttling off towards the airport entrance.

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