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Manifisto


well we have never had any formal training in, uh, reading . . . but I wonder if the words on the wallet or the ticket mean anything to us

or pictures, we like pictures

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vanisher



looks pretty standard

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
ah poo poo. we need a user who speaks duck. Does anyone speak duck? Someone go to the chat thread and ask if anyone speaks duck.

In the mean time, is there anyway we could perform some kind of one inch punch maneuver but like with our feet to break the shell open?

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

punchymcpunch



we need to find a group of ducks and sit next to em and slowly over the course of a night their speech will become understandable to us

citation: The 13th Warrior (1999)

vanisher



here's the wallet

punchymcpunch



Starman Super DX posted:

one inch punch maneuver but like with our feet

punch... with feet? this is...

this is incredible

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
idk I guess I COULD have said one inch kick but i also dk what kinda limbs we're even dealing with here.

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

vanisher

Starman Super DX posted:

is there anyway we could perform some kind of one inch punch maneuver but like with our feet to break the shell open?



Manifisto


my phone's barcode scanner could not read that image, I am legit disappointed

however I think a flight to sunny quack will be just the thing to broaden our horizons

e: oh yeah, we're in business now!

vanisher



Which items should we carry... it might be difficult to carry everything

Manifisto


well the ticket is a given, we're not getting to quack without that

if there is currency in the wallet maybe we should take that, it's a very versatile travel accessory

lacking currency I would take the id and ditch the wallet


ty nesamdoom!

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
what's that red on the ground?

E: OH I just realized it was the crab's claw that had fallen off. I see. I wonder if that would be useful.

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

Manifisto


Starman Super DX posted:

what's that red on the ground?

E: OH I just realized it was the crab's claw that had fallen off. I see. I wonder if that would be useful.

oh poo poo, good eye

maybe that's something we should take?

vanisher



Not sure about the claw unless someone has an idea. Need a destination next!

Manifisto


we gotta see what's behind that black velvet curtain to the left . . . I guess?

otherwise follow posted signs to boarding gate area

vanisher

Manifisto posted:

we gotta see what's behind that black velvet curtain to the left . . . I guess?

otherwise follow posted signs to boarding gate area



Not much this way

vanisher

Manifisto posted:

my phone's barcode scanner could not read that image, I am legit disappointed

Manifisto


vanisher posted:



Not much this way

not much . . . except that small boarded-off mousehole like area

> go mousehole


ty nesamdoom!

Manifisto



lol that worked

vanisher



upon closer inspection, it appears to be an old tunnel, however concrete has been poured into it rendering it impassable.

Manifisto


vanisher posted:



upon closer inspection, it appears to be an old tunnel, however concrete has been poured into it rendering it impassable.

part of me wants to try discarded crab claw technology on that concrete

but more realistically, let's get to the gate . . . time's a wastin


ty nesamdoom!

Scaly Haylie

I can't be the only one thinking the crab claw might make a good leg.

alnilam

quack

punchymcpunch



mags

I am a congenital optimist.

vanisher





The claw appears to be a hollow metal casing with three sets of wires coming from it

after a bit of experimentation, pulling the red cable closes the claw

punchymcpunch



let us become a cyborg

vanisher



Continue with cyborg implant? <Y/N>

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
y

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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punchymcpunch



does the claw have to go in our butt? oh well i suppose you know best vanisher

vanisher



Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
butt claw technology is the most advanced we can hope for.

Now super cyborg crab claw punchkick that concrete down!

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
let's go

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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vanisher

Starman Super DX posted:

butt claw technology is the most advanced we can hope for.

Now super cyborg crab claw punchkick that concrete down!

(we need to level up our implant to perform the Cyborg Crab Claw Kick)

punchymcpunch



do we have any unallocated xp? i press start

Twenty Four


Take that wallet and ticket and head to the gate/boarding?

Olive!

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

vanisher posted:



The claw appears to be a hollow metal casing with three sets of wires coming from it

after a bit of experimentation, pulling the red cable closes the claw

wow, a crossover with old goon cyoa red yellow blue...

Twenty Four


Olive Garden tonight! posted:

wow, a crossover with old goon cyoa red yellow blue...

Oh wow I remember that nice!

vanisher

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alnilam

is that shop on the left selling what i think it is!!!



ty manifisto

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