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mags: I am a congenital optimist.

> gather composure and approach the maintenance door

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Sep 28, 2017 16:21

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 04:42

vanisher

Starman Super DX posted:

Perhaps it would be smart to take the handbag.
Sir? Excuse me sir? How much for the handbag? I am willing to haggle with you for a very long time for it.

no charge with a purchase

It looks like they are actually just plastic bags

# ? Sep 28, 2017 17:07

punchymcpunch

wow free bags

nice!

# ? Sep 28, 2017 17:11

alnilam

punchymcpunch posted:

wow free bags

nice!

# ? Sep 28, 2017 17:22

vanisher

We receive a plastic bag

# ? Sep 28, 2017 17:27

punchymcpunch

you gotta pay for bags where i live and they wont give you one unless you request it

so one time i went on holiday and i bought some stuff in a supermarket and said "and could i have a bag please" and the lady at the checkout laughed at me and i felt like a total rube and everyone pointed at me and laughed cos i didnt know the big city ways

# ? Sep 28, 2017 17:28

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

punchymcpunch posted:

you gotta pay for bags where i live and they wont give you one unless you request it

so one time i went on holiday and i bought some stuff in a supermarket and said "and could i have a bag please" and the lady at the checkout laughed at me and i felt like a total rube and everyone pointed at me and laughed cos i didnt know the big city ways

Not to derail further but
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BQuiwp3wnH0

anyway, now we can expand our inventory! we might need a lantern if we decide to check out that tunnel.

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Sep 28, 2017 17:30

vanisher

punchymcpunch posted:

you gotta pay for bags where i live and they wont give you one unless you request it

so one time i went on holiday and i bought some stuff in a supermarket and said "and could i have a bag please" and the lady at the checkout laughed at me and i felt like a total rube and everyone pointed at me and laughed cos i didnt know the big city ways

Quack Shack isn't impacted by the plastic bag ban because they arent a self service retail store.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 17:34

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

look inside the bag for treasure! please

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 17:51

vanisher

Splatmaster posted:

look inside the bag for treasure! please

We attempt to open the bag however upon closer inspection it appears its just a plastic sheet with a handle

oh, yes all I have are display bags currently. They are only meant for display

# ? Sep 28, 2017 18:23

alnilam

lol

# ? Sep 28, 2017 18:28

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

> LOOK at maintenance door

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Sep 28, 2017 18:30

punchymcpunch

GET door

# ? Sep 28, 2017 18:46

alnilam

Use BAG with DOOR

# ? Sep 28, 2017 18:48

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

CLAW DOOR

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Sep 28, 2017 19:16

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

vanisher posted:

The claw appears to be a hollow metal casing with three sets of wires coming from it

after a bit of experimentation, pulling the red cable closes the claw

Pull red cable, then:

mister magpie posted:

CLAW DOOR

and pull open door

Pot Smoke Phoenix fucked around with this message at 20:41 on Sep 28, 2017

# ? Sep 28, 2017 19:40

vanisher

mister magpie posted:

> LOOK at maintenance door

The door is black

Its also slightly ajar

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:12

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

>take a jar

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:20

Manifisto

vanisher posted:

The door is black

Its also slightly ajar

well now we know when a door is not a door

so much for our innocence

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:21

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

pull red cable and practice making a menacing clacking noise jic

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:41

3dou: The best kind of sex is VHS.

Olive Garden tonight! posted:

>take a jar

# ? Sep 28, 2017 21:56

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

> LOOK past door to see what is on the other side

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Sep 29, 2017 03:18

vanisher

mister magpie posted:

> LOOK past door to see what is on the other side

# ? Sep 29, 2017 03:57

Manifisto

oh now this looks promising (/dangerous)

restock limb . . . what? vault? is there a limb vault in there somewhere?

also let's investigate the red thingies, not clear what they are

# ? Sep 29, 2017 04:01

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

> ENTER the massively cool room

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Sep 29, 2017 07:31

Twenty Four

Totally go for more limbs! At least one more for 2 feet, maybe arms too?

# ? Sep 29, 2017 09:19

Munchables: Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

A Cyduck, if you will

# ? Sep 29, 2017 09:26

Starman Super DX: This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

Munchables posted:

A Cyduck, if you will

We can re-quack her. Make her quacker, quacker, and quacker.

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

# ? Sep 29, 2017 15:44

vanisher

A small metal cube covered in wires rolls up to us.

oh greetings mam, i'm sorry this area is supposed to be restricted. Is your shell feeling any better?

vanisher fucked around with this message at 16:33 on Sep 29, 2017

# ? Sep 29, 2017 16:30

alnilam

hi friend! It's feeling pretty good but i was hoping i could get another one to balance it out, to uh, better serve... duck... kind

# ? Sep 29, 2017 16:52

punchymcpunch

qu...ack?

# ? Sep 29, 2017 16:55

Beet Wagon

replace crab claw with Cubefriend. I always wanted a limb that could talk

# ? Sep 29, 2017 17:49

vanisher

alnilam posted:

hi friend! It's feeling pretty good but i was hoping i could get another one to balance it out, to uh, better serve... duck... kind

hmm... maybe I can help. One moment let me put something on!

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# ? Sep 29, 2017 17:58

punchymcpunch

we sort of glance around at the bland art on the walls and flick through some year old magazines on the waiting room table

# ? Sep 29, 2017 18:08

vanisher

It's a steel claw, reinforced for snipping extra tough surfaces! This should work, and I can better assist shelled customers in the future.

# ? Sep 29, 2017 18:47

vanisher

Beet Wagon posted:

replace crab claw with Cubefriend. I always wanted a limb that could talk

He put on his shell before we could do this thing

# ? Sep 29, 2017 18:48

vanisher

Alright, hope that helps you out! I've got to go back and man the ticket counter, please leave this area!

# ? Sep 29, 2017 18:57

mags: I am a congenital optimist.

that limb mounter sounds good. let's check that out.

paul_soccer12 posted:

everyone in the idf must die

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# ? Sep 29, 2017 19:14

Twenty Four

Off to the gates I guess?

# ? Sep 29, 2017 19:38

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 04:42

Olive!: It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

mister magpie posted:

that limb mounter sounds good. let's check that out.

this robocrab friend has been real nice and helpful and we should not ignore its request to leave the restricted area, they might get in trouble because of us

# ? Sep 29, 2017 21:12

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