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Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Real aorports have a separate line for the crew without any kind of shakedown or metal detector's, just a card scanner and you walk by so luckily we have the captain's id and can use that

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vanisher







Hmm we will need to try one of the other plans he didn't let us in

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
is our bionic eye capable of x-ray vision? perhaps we can find something embarrassing on his person and use that as a bargaining chip.

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

mags

I am a congenital optimist.
What level is our persuasion skill?

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Waitaminute we're only like a day old, we don't have to show our id or take off our shoes

punchymcpunch



Starman Super DX posted:

is our bionic eye capable of x-ray vision? perhaps we can find something embarrassing on his person and use that as a bargaining chip.

i did this in high school once to own someone

Volmarias

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...
Return the wallet to Captain Duck, ask if he can go open one of the exit doors on the side and sneak us back in in return for our good deed.

vanisher

Volmarias posted:

Return the wallet to Captain Duck, ask if he can go open one of the exit doors on the side and sneak us back in in return for our good deed.

being a pretty innocent duckling, we return the wallet



vanisher



you've saved me. I thought I was stuck here. I thought I had some extra cash, and I would have given you that as a reward, but i'm out. Is there anything I can do for you?

Olive!

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
a good deed is its own reward :)

Olive!

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
wait, no. help us get through

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.

vanisher posted:



you've saved me. I thought I was stuck here. I thought I had some extra cash, and I would have given you that as a reward, but i'm out. Is there anything I can do for you?

:( well now I feel bad because he's not even accusing us.

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

vanisher

Olive! posted:

wait, no. help us get through

Hmm okay hold onto my back i'll just sneak you in

Twenty Four


*Hold on tight!*

Volmarias

EMAIL... THE INTERNET... SEARCH ENGINES...
Hang on to Adventure!

punchymcpunch



mags

I am a congenital optimist.
climb onto their back and access their control panel to take over their body

punchymcpunch



hey buddy we may have blue arms but this isnt james cameron's avatar

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Oh dam there weren't any ducks OR crabs in avatar wtf

punchymcpunch



we may be piloting a duck to victory but our name aint emilio estevez in d2 the mighty ducks

Olive!

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...

Munchables posted:

Oh dam there weren't any ducks OR crabs in avatar wtf



e: drat, this would make a really good sig

Olive! fucked around with this message at 08:46 on Oct 13, 2017


Thanks to HotSoapyBeard for the sig image!

punchymcpunch



Olive! posted:

drat, this would make a really good sig

Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
I would take the yelling security duck as an avatar tbh.

Tell me more!
btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

Sprue

please send nudes :shittydog:
:petdog:

what have you created? *shakes head* an abomination...

Manifisto


Sprue posted:


what have you created? *shakes head* an abomination...

woah

Twenty Four


Sprue posted:


what have you created? *shakes head* an abomination...



I thought... cuter? But, woah!

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Olive! posted:



e: drat, this would make a really good sig

The long-awaited Durtle

vanisher

vanisher posted:

Hmm okay hold onto my back i'll just sneak you in

(we hop on up)



Hey check out your ticket, we're headed to the same place. Let's travel together little dude



Hmm this checks out, this little guy with you? Alright step on through the scanomatic.

vanisher



Hold up..

Barking Gecko

Mahoro says, "Naughty things are bad."
Competent airport security?
This could break my willing suspension of disbelief.

alnilam

Barking Gecko posted:

Competent airport security?
This could break my willing suspension of disbelief.

lol

vanisher



Hello sir, are you carrying any Ezood or Crabs with you today?

Munchables

Ask/tell me about legal cannibalism

Aw crepe

Olive!

It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
CHEESE IT

Manifisto


no, I think it must have been my artificial limbs that set the scanner off . . . I'm sorry, they do that sometimes, it's . . . it's not always easy living with a disability you know

vanisher



Oh, so sorry, I didn't see you back there. One moment i'll get you an accommodation badge to avoid this issue in the future.

We gained an accommodation badge


vanisher fucked around with this message at 01:09 on Oct 16, 2017

Manifisto


excellent, one step closer to world domination!

(I forget, did we actually manage to get the ezood through the checkpoint?)

alnilam

lol

Sprue

please send nudes :shittydog:
:petdog:
dang i wish that badge was an irl thing i want one so i can feel special and accomadated

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Starman Super DX

This title text is surprisingly sturdy.
Does it also reflect shooting stars?

I mean in case we meet a psychic crab that knows PK Starstorm.

If it's not a Tycho Badge then idk man

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btw ty Birdcon for the sweet spring sig

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