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i didnt read the last one cos it was so long i was intimidated

but since this is a new #1 issue i bet its gonna be a good jumping on point!


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find the airport's Sandpaper Room where every surface is sandpaper of different grades and sort of roll around til the shell is abraded away

easy cmon everyone you just gotta think like a newborn duck

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does the wallet contain enough money to buy a ticket with?

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we need to find a group of ducks and sit next to em and slowly over the course of a night their speech will become understandable to us

citation: The 13th Warrior (1999)

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Starman Super DX posted:

one inch punch maneuver but like with our feet

punch... with feet? this is...

this is incredible

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let us become a cyborg

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does the claw have to go in our butt? oh well i suppose you know best vanisher

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do we have any unallocated xp? i press start

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ok i think the pictures on the mugs means if we drink from them we can speak the language of that creature

so lets drink from the tree mug

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well its open so we gotta drink it or itll go flat

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Z6UEkHuI8fA&t=19s

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i ask the shopkeep if he has any spare cardboard boxes in the back so we can use it later for the stealth level like solid snake

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wow free bags

nice!

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you gotta pay for bags where i live and they wont give you one unless you request it

so one time i went on holiday and i bought some stuff in a supermarket and said "and could i have a bag please" and the lady at the checkout laughed at me and i felt like a total rube and everyone pointed at me and laughed cos i didnt know the big city ways

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GET door

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qu...ack?

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we sort of glance around at the bland art on the walls and flick through some year old magazines on the waiting room table

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yeh lets go full cyber gimme all dat chrome

nanowhip in the finger

neon pink cybereyelashes

adjustable carbon mohawk

titanium bill

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cuNsN1MJUNI&t=102s

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glass armour was p boss in morrowind

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:( wheres his house

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Manifisto posted:

hmmm I am liking the byob colors but the glass claws seem . . . risky

if we're going to insist on glass I think we should diversify, one glass one steel or something

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hkx4IcLFYB0&t=71s

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maybe if we give this dude his ID he'll be so grateful he gives us enough xp to level up


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lets wear the paper bag as a disguise and solid snake past them when they glance away

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Starman Super DX posted:

is our bionic eye capable of x-ray vision? perhaps we can find something embarrassing on his person and use that as a bargaining chip.

i did this in high school once to own someone

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hey buddy we may have blue arms but this isnt james cameron's avatar

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we may be piloting a duck to victory but our name aint emilio estevez in d2 the mighty ducks

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Olive! posted:

drat, this would make a really good sig

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yeh lets queue in one of the last two, i think Q-A are just for chillin, C and K are if ur down for some service

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oh whoops i didnt read the ticket lol

im not ready to say goodbye to our friend yet

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Manifisto posted:

these animations are so great

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i check to see if its a gingerbread house cos im not gonna make that mistake a third time

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ive played deus ex human revolution so im gonna say right now: we gotta make sure noone is standing next to the wall before we punch through it or we'll go into a cutscene where we snap the persons neck

its really messed up

we're going for a nonlethal playthrough, right?

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Y

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everybody in the sixth world is morally compromised, chummer, even street sam ducks

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Volmarias posted:

Can we just roll down to get a sweet continuous rolling animation?

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alexa please compute a like idk... trajectory? so we can just stop rolling right at the bottom and we're okay and unhurt and also play our falling down the stairs playlist

thanks alexa

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