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Hello, I'm town
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 02:11 |
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# ? Apr 26, 2024 04:20 |
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peramene posted:Jeabus Mahogany, I have seen you refuse to surrender in the face of adversity and put up with a tremendous amount of horseshit. I therefore ask you to be my defense counsel okay
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 02:12 |
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WHAT CONFIDENCE THIS INSPIRES!!!
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 02:29 |
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Please pick a Jury Foreman.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 03:02 |
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pick me. I will choose guilty. then we will all vote guilty so I get the epic boon
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 03:06 |
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Little Mac posted:Please pick a Jury Foreman. I will nominate 100YrsofAttitude.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 03:30 |
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I don't even know how this stupid system works. I assume it sucks.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 03:34 |
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100Yrs has been picked as Jury Foreman. Please make your selection of GUILTY or NOT GUILTY for peramene. You may do so in private via PM or in public. You must also choose today's Judge. The Jury may still deliberate in the meantime.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 03:34 |
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Mordiceius posted:I don't even know how this stupid system works. I assume it sucks. I'm going to be pretending this is just straight maf
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 03:46 |
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LADIES. GENTLEMEN. OTHER LADIES. OTHER GENTLEMEN. This day sees us all here to determine the veracity of our very souls in this, the noble court of law. The Gods have seen fit to decree that my honorable client, peramene, be the first to have their heart weighed upon the scales of justice. But I have vowed to defend my client's prestige, and I say WE NEED NO SCALES. My client's innocence is most surely self-evident. Lay your cases before me, and I, Defense Lawyer Jeabus Mahogany, shall knock them all down.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 03:52 |
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Anyway I'm off to bed now. G'night all
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 05:11 |
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Pinterest Mom posted:I'm going to be pretending this is just straight maf This, but also Phoenix Wright the poo poo out of it. I like pera so far. they have moxie.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 09:07 |
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Jeabus Mahogany posted:I will nominate 100YrsofAttitude. I appreciate the thought. As such I will nominate PinterestMom to be our impartial judge.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 11:07 |
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Jeabus Mahogany posted:The Gods have seen fit to decree ... Laïcité please.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 11:09 |
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As for my guess, and note it's a guess, I think peramene will be found Guilty. You seem like a blood-thirsty lot. I stress it's a guess, because as always I wish to remain purely objective in the following proceedings. It's just the rabble I think we oughta fear.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 11:12 |
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And lastly, how can you, pera, so quickly declare your innocence? I want proof that you're a law-abiding citizen that no one has to fear. To the others, pera seems to value hard-headed tenacity. Is fighting-like-a-caged-rat indicative of anything? Why would an innocent player not feel confident in putting their fate in the hands of the reliable state apparatus?
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 11:19 |
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how often do you beat your wife, para
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:14 |
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rip perameme
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 12:19 |
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ty 100Little Mac posted:Community Service (x1) - Convicted player switches affiliation. is it just me or is this incredibly broken
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 13:01 |
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whats stopping a scum to town from screaming the names of every scum member
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 13:04 |
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QuoProQuid posted:how often do you beat your wife, para My husband does the beating, he broke a loving riding crop across my back once. It was hot af tbh. also idk but were you trying to make the "do you still beat your wife" joke?? With respect to the Foreman, I've seen the nittiest and the grittiest of life and let me tell you: my record isn't spotless. I have done bad things to good people. But I have turned over a new leaf, I did my time, and now I intend to contribute to society in meaningful ways. But my past haunts me and our esteemed jury is quick to judge, especially upon the first day of proceedings - which means I need tenacious counsel. I'd like to enter a plea of not guilty and, if convicted anyway, request a lesser sentence, such that I might have time to prove myself.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 13:54 |
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GUILTY
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 13:57 |
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Pinterest Mom posted:Confirming that I am vanilla town
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 14:20 |
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Diqnol posted:GUILTY
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 14:24 |
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Yeah, I was trying to make a "Do you still beat your wife" joke, but I hosed it up because I am dumb and not actually funny.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 14:28 |
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guilty with a lesser sentence sounds good to me. I'm always in favor of the allowing the accused the opportunity to defend themselves, especially this early in the game.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 14:32 |
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a lesser sentence isn't in the cards here
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 14:37 |
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though, tbh, it might be better to kill someone else and have me use the cop on them instead? I assume I'll be protected by the doc tonight if that happens, so we can have the investigation results without needing the flip
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 14:38 |
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100YrsofAttitude posted:And lastly, how can you, pera, so quickly declare your innocence? I want proof that you're a law-abiding citizen that no one has to fear. The onus is on the accuser to present the first evidence. Until that happens, I see no reason for my client to address this statement. peramene posted:With respect to the Foreman, I've seen the nittiest and the grittiest of life and let me tell you: my record isn't spotless. I have done bad things to good people. But I have turned over a new leaf, I did my time, and now I intend to contribute to society in meaningful ways. But my past haunts me and our esteemed jury is quick to judge, especially upon the first day of proceedings - which means I need tenacious counsel. The fact that she has done so regardless is evidence that her soul bears no tarnish! Diqnol posted:GUILTY Please provide evidence to support your claim.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 14:43 |
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wait, do we vote?? NOW???
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 14:55 |
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Tired Moritz posted:wait, do we vote?? NOW??? As far as I can tell, voting is just standard mafia voting with plurality.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 15:12 |
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Let's test it. ##vote Diqnol
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 15:13 |
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Growing increasingly uncomfortable with the half-jokey drive against the defendant, especially as people start voting. Also, what is stopping the town from systematically declaring people guilty and having the judge order a search on them?
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 15:37 |
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b-minus1 posted:guilty with a lesser sentence sounds good to me. I'm always in favor of the allowing the accused the opportunity to defend themselves, especially this early in the game. There's a pragmatic side to this that appeals to me BUT Pinterest Mom posted:a lesser sentence isn't in the cards here I don't think we really get anywhere without having some sort of leads. If we want information we'll have to generate something.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 15:39 |
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QuoProQuid posted:Growing increasingly uncomfortable with the half-jokey drive against the defendant, especially as people start voting. Time? Jeabus Mahogany posted:As far as I can tell, voting is just standard mafia voting with plurality. I feel a bit dumb then, does that mean we vote guilty/not guilty PLUS other people we find scummy?
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 15:40 |
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100YrsofAttitude posted:I feel a bit dumb then, does that mean we vote guilty/not guilty PLUS other people we find scummy? No, we vote for someone as normal. If Pera is dunked, she's found guilty and I get to take one of these actions. quote:5. The Judge renders his verdict. If the Defendant is ruled GUILTY by the Jury, the Judge must use one of his [SENTENCE] actions. [SENTENCE] actions include: If someone other than Pera is dunked, Pera is death proof for a day, and I get to take one of these actions on the player who gets the most votes. quote:If the Defendant is ruled NOT GUILTY by the Jury (due to another player receiving the most votes), the Judge must use one of his [INDICTMENT] actions. [INDICTMENT] actions include:
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 15:46 |
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QuoProQuid posted:Also, what is stopping the town from systematically declaring people guilty and having the judge order a search on them? I think nothing, and that it's the correct play. In the absence of a result fingering someone as scum, put up a townie player as defendant, have someone else be the plurality vote, and have the judge investigate them
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 15:47 |
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INNOCENT
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 16:19 |
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Jeabus Mahogany posted:Let's test it. ##vote Diqnol Excuse me sir I believe you're voting for me when in fact your client is the guilty one and if you don't come around on this you can kiss those manager coupons for Applebees goodbye!
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 16:22 |
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Diqnol posted:Excuse me sir I believe you're voting for me when in fact your client is the guilty one Please provide evidence to support your statement.
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# ? Sep 27, 2017 16:32 |