What's your Saturday night like?

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Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

Still at a bar everyone!

# ? Sep 24, 2017 04:02

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The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

Malthuras posted:

Who watches TV anymore?

Everyone.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 04:04

myDad: Jan 20, 2010; ce n'est pas ma m�re; College Slice

I'm getting tired, might hit the sack early

# ? Sep 24, 2017 04:05

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

myDad posted:

I'm getting tired, might hit the sack early

but its still saturday

# ? Sep 24, 2017 04:09

Nice Guy Patron: Jun 29, 2015

Over There posted:

Still at a bar everyone!

What are you drinking?

# ? Sep 24, 2017 04:11

Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

my dog died im sad posted:

What are you drinking?

I had 2 golden ales and 2 cranberry vodkas now I went to another bar now I'm drinking a brown ale

# ? Sep 24, 2017 04:23

ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you should take over the ship and be a pirate. Who the hell want to watch that soccer match?

On one hand, I don't know how to drive a ship and I'm pretty sure it's impossible to do by myself. On the other, we max out at like maybe 12 kts in ideal conditions, how hard could it be

# ? Sep 24, 2017 04:23

best bale: Jul 4, 2007; Lipstick Apathy

ReidRansom posted:

On one hand, I don't know how to drive a ship and I'm pretty sure it's impossible to do by myself. On the other, we max out at like maybe 12 kts in ideal conditions, how hard could it be

If the US Navy's inability to not run into other ships is any indication, very hard. Or they're just really bad at it. Only one way to find out!

# ? Sep 24, 2017 04:31

a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

ReidRansom posted:

On one hand, I don't know how to drive a ship and I'm pretty sure it's impossible to do by myself. On the other, we max out at like maybe 12 kts in ideal conditions, how hard could it be

you should watch the movie Alvin And The Chipmunks: ChipWrecked to find out

# ? Sep 24, 2017 04:37

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

ReidRansom posted:

On one hand, I don't know how to drive a ship and I'm pretty sure it's impossible to do by myself. On the other, we max out at like maybe 12 kts in ideal conditions, how hard could it be

I have no idea what any of that means. Good luck Pirate King ReidRansom!

# ? Sep 24, 2017 04:39

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fTotXDB90rM
Watch that on mute with this playing.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 04:51

mind the walrus: Sep 22, 2006

Chilling at work while browsing a dead gay forum

# ? Sep 24, 2017 04:52

ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

I have no idea what any of that means. Good luck Pirate King ReidRansom!

That means we're slower than even a fully laden cargo ship or oil tanker. I'd struggle to think of any ocean going vessel slower than we are, really. We'd need that luck and lots of it.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 04:55

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

ReidRansom posted:

That means we're slower than even a fully laden cargo ship or oil tanker. I'd struggle to think of any ocean going vessel slower than we are, really. We'd need that luck and lots of it.

you better be a pirate king next time I hear from you

# ? Sep 24, 2017 04:58

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

if not i will be so mad. just to mad for words.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:00

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you better be a pirate king next time I hear from you

You are funny, and also can be kinda snippy.
Do you want to be a mod?

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:00

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

I.C. posted:

You are funny, and also can be kinda snippy.
Do you want to be a mod?

gently caress no that sounds like work

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:01

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

gently caress no that sounds like work

Yeah, duh...I'm just messing with you. But I think you might be good at it. No?

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:04

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

I.C. posted:

Yeah, duh...I'm just messing with you. But I think you might be good at it. No?

no. I only post on the weekends when I am drunk

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:05

I.C.: Jun 10, 2008

I have no sway. Just saying....

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:05

ReidRansom: Oct 25, 2004

Mumpy Puffinz posted:

you better be a pirate king next time I hear from you

does butt pirate king count? just trying to suss out my career options here

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:06

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

ReidRansom posted:

does butt pirate king count? just trying to suss out my career options here

you best be flying your flag out of all the butts you can see!

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:10

Revins: Nov 2, 2007; tune the FM in to static and pretend that its the sea

I spent my saturday working on various assignments for school because I am horrible at time management!!

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:17

Shadow0: Jun 16, 2008; If to live in this style is to be eccentric, it must be confessed that there is something good in eccentricity.; Grimey Drawer

Pretty fun night so far. Met some real cool people.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:24

unpleasantly turgid: Jul 6, 2016; u lightweights couldn't even feed my shadow ;*

Wishing I were dead

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:32

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

unpleasantly turgid posted:

Wishing I were dead

stop telling the OP what to do

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:33

PantsandCola: Aug 17, 2013; you did good... you did good

jerkin it to video games

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:37

The Dennis System: Aug 4, 2014; Nothing in Jurassic World is natural, we have always filled gaps in the genome with the DNA of other animals. And if the genetic code was pure, many of them would look quite different. But you didn't ask for reality, you asked for more teeth.

PantsandCola posted:

jerkin it to video games

Wish they'd make Rumble Roses 3.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:40

Bluemillion: Aug 18, 2008; I got your dispensers
right here

I'm as drunk as you wanna be.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:44

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

Bluemillion posted:

I'm as drunk as you wanna be.

im prolly more drunk than that

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:45

ClamdestineBoyster: Aug 15, 2015; Can't post for 10 years!

ReidRansom posted:

On one hand, I don't know how to drive a ship and I'm pretty sure it's impossible to do by myself. On the other, we max out at like maybe 12 kts in ideal conditions, how hard could it be

Just like, Wikipedia that poo poo or something. :shrug:

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:45

Mumpy Puffinz: Aug 11, 2008; Nap Ghost

ClamdestineBoyster posted:

Just like, Wikipedia that poo poo or something.

you might have made a joke

the boat named humor has yet to be sunk

# ? Sep 24, 2017 05:53

Over There: Jun 28, 2013; by Azathoth

Hi! I'm drunk as poo poo! Almost home

# ? Sep 24, 2017 06:09

Agent Escalus: Oct 5, 2002; "I couldn't stop saying aloud how miscast Jim Carrey was!"

EDIT: nevermind

# ? Sep 24, 2017 06:19

kommisar: Jan 2, 2007

kinda drunk and just got home from an unseasonably warm outdoor wedding, might try to cum!

# ? Sep 24, 2017 06:20

i like that: May 22, 2016; by FactsAreUseless

Three Olives posted:

Meeting friends for drinks, we will likely run into a sadbrain that basically stalks us and wrote my partner a lengthy text message yesterday about how he is all alone and apologizing for blocking him on Facebook but felt he had to because I kept coming up.

And his Facebook isn't even some insufferable couple thing, just the occasional photo of us together or him tagging me because we are a couple and as such do stuff together but sadbrain has never had a boyfriend and as such is owed one by the universe and anyone else having one is just an unbearable affront to him.

Honestly he is really starting to bum me out in a really profound way, like at first his misery was kind of funny but now I'm kind of like if I were him maybe suicide wasn't the worst idea in the world. I am 100% not kidding, a friend of ours who he tried to romantically pursue called him a stalky weirdo and sadbrain who isn't even friends with us in the first place tried to get us to stop talking to our actual friend claiming that the stalky weirdo claim was a rude lie and he knew it because he had a notebook with detailed notes of their every interaction and none of it was stalky or weird and he can prove it with the notebook.

This.

# ? Sep 24, 2017 06:20