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Like Snickers bars just have words that were seemingly chosen at random by a machine that hates humanity, so they have gigantic idiot crap printed on them like "GRUMPY" or "SALACIOUS" or "PLUMP" or whatever and I do not understand where this trend came from or why, I just wish it would go away and also I'm on the toilet drinking Gatorade so if you have a problem with my borderline contentious commentary regarding the current state of the candy bar industry and the copy ad execs see trending then you can shove it grandma
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posting from the toilet is very unsanitary
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Sep 24, 2017 06:04
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Those are candy hashtags that all the kids these days are using.
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Sep 24, 2017 06:04
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Isn't Salacious Plump a star wars character
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It's good to stay hydrated lowtax
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Sep 24, 2017 06:05
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Who the gently caress uses candy hashtags, that's even too retarded for teens
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Sep 24, 2017 06:07
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Penguins get a firm pass. They have jokes on the back. They're not good jokes, but it's a good biscuit. Maybe the whole one word upon a candy bar has been encouraged by coke putting names on their cans?
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Also, Lowtax, I have a legit idea for a feature for the forums that could generate money if you want to hear it. Think of it as the candy bar that has the words, "WHO'S RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?" upon the wrapper.
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Sep 24, 2017 06:13
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100 Grand is still my favorite candy bar you can find anywhere and they don't gently caress around with any of this poo poo i don't think they have changed their packaging in my lifetime
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Also the only word that will instantly sell me a candy bar is the word, "GOLD". Those motherfuckers are heaven.
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It's because Snickers had a successful series of ads about "You're not yourself when you're hungry" and featured trendy celebrities and decided that should be what their whole marketing and brand is all about. Yeah it's lame.
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Sep 24, 2017 06:15
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I Said No posted:Isn't Salacious Plump a star wars character Maybe the porn version.
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Sep 24, 2017 06:16
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Next you'll tlel me Coca Colas have random names on them instead of Coca cola! MILLENIALLLSSSS
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after i stand up a candy bar appears in the bowl.sometimes its a 'double' or even a 'triple' or its melted everwhere and i cant grab it or its a limited edition 'red velvet'. i dont recall any messages on them. our candies bars should be free from politics/religion/harsh judgments/
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Orkin Mang posted:after i sit down on the toilet a snickers bar appears in the bowl.sometimes its a 'double' or even a 'triple' or its melted everwhere and i cant grab it or its a limited edition 'red velvet'. i dont recall any messages on them. our candies bars should be free from politics/religion/harsh judgments/ Same except it's a Nutrageous bar Once or twice a Zero bar
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Sep 24, 2017 06:19
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*shitposting*
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I wanna buy a snickers bar that says "POOPY TITS" on it e: or maybe "TITTY POOP". I dunno I haven't decided Scrotum Modem fucked around with this message at 06:26 on Sep 24, 2017 |
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Sep 24, 2017 06:23
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I saw one that said EDGY on it I will go back and try to get a pic if it's still there tomorrow
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Sep 24, 2017 06:24
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once a picnic bar said i 'reeked' and should 'shut the gently caress up' because 'theres alot of ppl waiting'. it may have been a iraq war vet w/ grisly burns, however
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You just need to be cheered up OP, with a candy bar that says GRUMBY on it
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Ah, is that the new nick name for Edgar??
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Orkin Mang posted:once a picnic bar said i 'reeked' and should 'shut the gently caress up' because 'theres alot of ppl waiting'. it may have been a iraq war vet w/ grisly burns, however Oh you know Enfield IRL?
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a hole-y ghost posted:Ah, is that the new nick name for Edgar?? i'm gonna start pronouncing it "ed-gy"
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Gatorade on the shitter is pro territory. Gotta replenish those electrolytes.
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:Oh you know Enfield IRL? this one was black but those may have been scabs. my eyes were pretty dry at the time from a binge i had been on for 4 days & nights
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Orkin Mang posted:this one was black but those may have been scabs. my eyes were pretty dry at the time from a binge i had been on for 4 days & nights What kind of binge
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:What kind of binge
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:What kind of binge hooch baby
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Sep 24, 2017 06:33
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They are going buck wild with their batch printing software they just now discovered.
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:They are going buck wild with their batch printing software they just now discovered. I hope one day to get my candy bars print on demand I guess M&Ms already have that though
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:I hope one day to get my candy bars print on demand What? M&Ms just have a typeset with one "m" in it and children stamp those things out one by one in sweatshops. 
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I guess putting words on the side of these candy bars engages those who view them a bit more. So instead of the question being, "Do I want a Snickers?" it's, "Which word would I want if I was gunna buy a Snickers?" You engage a tiny bit more with the product, so you might be more likely to buy it.
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You can now order M&Ms with your face on them
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:What? M&Ms just have a typeset with one "m" in it and children stamp those things out one by one in sweatshops. they only put one m on bc m&ms are so small you have to go crosseyed to see them. its all an optical illusion. thats just science
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:You can now order M&Ms with your face on them
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:You can now order M&Ms with your face on them i got a packet and my 'face' looks like a clitoris
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Mr.Tophat posted:I guess putting words on the side of these candy bars engages those who view them a bit more. So instead of the question being, "Do I want a Snickers?" it's, "Which word would I want if I was gunna buy a Snickers?" You engage a tiny bit more with the product, so you might be more likely to buy it. It just means that they're so well known that they can gently caress around with their logo and people will still know what it is and buy it. It's like doing victory laps but for marketers.
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Orkin Mang posted:they only put one m on bc m&ms are so small you have to go crosseyed to see them. its all an optical illusion. thats just science
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Orkin Mang posted:i got a packet and my 'face' looks like a clitoris Yeah the print quality is suprisingly good
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