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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:You can now order M&Ms with your face on them gently caress yeah cannibalism in capitalism baby! 
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Sep 24, 2017 06:39
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you need to engage with the brand on a personal level
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Sep 24, 2017 06:39
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a hole-y ghost posted:I was thinking swastikas but yeah. I guess that's pretty good too They already make those though
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Sep 24, 2017 06:39
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i blame the wrigley corporation op
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Sep 24, 2017 06:39
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:gently caress yeah cannibalism in capitalism baby!
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:gently caress yeah cannibalism in capitalism baby! autocannibalism
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Sep 24, 2017 06:39
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its all 'identity politics' nowadays. words floating around everywhere describing whahtever the gently caress. alighting upon whatever the gently caress candy bar. they call u 'fat' or 'brave' and u cant unsee that poo poo. it follows u around all day and makes u a dick to ur girlfriend but u cant tell her bc of 'toxic masculinity'..
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Sep 24, 2017 06:40
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OXBALLS DOT COM posted:autocannibalism
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Sep 24, 2017 06:41
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I also dislike the trend of there being codes you gotta enter online now to get free poo poo when buying a candy or soda or whatever. Used to be you could open one up and heyyy this soda gave me a cap that gives me another free soda. That's good poo poo. Now it's like go to sodalovers.com and enter your code to see if you won anything and I'm already a lazy gently caress I drink soda for christ sakes you really think I'm gonna go through all that effort?
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Sep 24, 2017 06:41
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It's so an administrator of a popular web forum would get upset and post about it and remind a bunch of fat people that Snickers still exist so we all go out and buy more Snickers. You have played right into their marketing scheme!
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Sep 24, 2017 06:43
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can i use that joke for my open mic set?
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Sep 24, 2017 06:44
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i like to get the soda with my name on it so as the blood glucose levels homo sapiens is evolutionarily unadapted for rot my brain tissues i can look at the bottle and remember what my name is dr pepper
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Sep 24, 2017 06:46
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Sep 24, 2017 06:46
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It's just chocolate. Find a new bar.
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Sep 24, 2017 06:47
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My dead, gay snickers
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Sep 24, 2017 06:47
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SLICK GOKU BABY posted:It's so an administrator of a popular web forum would get upset and post about it and remind a bunch of fat people that Snickers still exist so we all go out and buy more Snickers. You have played right into their marketing scheme! those bildberger motherfuckers. i can see them now picking lobster tails from their moustaches. laughing at us, calling us unfair names in swiss german/real (secret) hebrew
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Sep 24, 2017 06:47
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i like that posted:It's just chocolate. Find a new bar. your username is my response
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Sep 24, 2017 06:48
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i like that posted:It's just chocolate. Find a new bar. At least they aren't like those goddamn Hershey's commercials where they explain chocolate to you like you've never heard of it before. Also Florida Georgia line pulled their song from the commercial where they're pushing a small child in a wheelbarrow over a bunch of rocks.
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Sep 24, 2017 06:50
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ClamdestineBoyster posted:At least they aren't like those goddamn Hershey's commercials where they explain chocolate to you like you've never heard of it before. Also Florida Georgia line pulled their song from the commercial where they're pushing a small child in a wheelbarrow over a bunch of rocks. hersheys smells like baby vomit. now this observation is common coin but it bears repeating. that chocolate smells like puke and theres no bones about it. someone should tell ms hershey to stop her babies puking in the chocolate vats and to stop having bastards out of wedlock in the first place.
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Sep 24, 2017 06:52
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Orkin Mang posted:hersheys smells like baby vomit. now this observation is common coin but it bears repeating. that chocolate smells like puke and theres no bones about it. someone should tell ms hershey to stop her babies puking in the chocolate vats and to stop having bastards out of wedlock in the first place. Yeah they're advertising all the bug poop and eggs in it now.
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Sep 24, 2017 07:22
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If you eat one of every word you can increase your knowledge and also your BMI because only fat nerds read.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uPDGar1V_oY
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Sep 24, 2017 10:28
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I Said No posted:Isn't Salacious Plump a star wars character I’m pretty sure Salacious Plump was a defense against the dark arts professor in the Harry Potter books. Total short eyes.
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Sep 24, 2017 11:43
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Mr.Tophat posted:Penguins get a firm pass. They have jokes on the back. They're not good jokes, but it's a good biscuit. Yeah but the whole point is that the joke are awful, always have been. Wanna hear another penguin related joke? Tim-Tams. they are a joke.
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I get that kind of poo poo too but on the small milk cartons. I get they're intended for consumption in school lunches, so they're specifically targeted at kids, but the idiocy printed on them is just astounding. Like, one ofthe words is 'boss' but spelled out 'baws'. Because you're a boss if you drink milk, a veritable milk boss I guess, but you're even edgier because you're baws. Oh, and some crap about how friends are cool or some nonsense like that. And of course a classic: cow juice. The whole package just screams: 'kids accoring to a board of experts in a corporate hellhole'. Very good. 5 golden manbabies goonsir. I'm not being facetious, I'm just tryng to bring old back.
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Sep 24, 2017 12:57
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Candy is just a ploy from big pharma to give everyone diabetes so they can treat but not cure it
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Sep 24, 2017 13:00
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It makes me angry because it says 'WHO are you' but then the answers are just random words that aren't even people. It should be WHAT. This is why our kids are dumb.  Ginette Reno posted:I also dislike the trend of there being codes you gotta enter online now to get free poo poo when buying a candy or soda or whatever. Used to be you could open one up and heyyy this soda gave me a cap that gives me another free soda. That's good poo poo. This too. And like wtf, after that is there some entirely separate step you need to take to prove you won a free coke? Why can't we just go back to handing the cashier a bottle cap like in Fallout?
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Sep 24, 2017 13:09
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Zoe posted:It makes me angry because it says 'WHO are you' but then the answers are just random words that aren't even people. It should be WHAT. This is why our kids are dumb. The word is an adjective that describes you. You are the avatar of deadgay.
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Sep 24, 2017 13:14
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Trump.mp4 posted:Candy is just a ploy from big pharma to give everyone diabetes do they can treat but not cure it
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Sep 24, 2017 13:22
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I saw one the other day that wasn't even a cool or positive phrase, I can't remember what it was, but was totally like 'angry' or 'depressed' or something. I just remember it standing out and thinking who the gently caress wants the sad sack candy bar
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Sep 24, 2017 13:31
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Big Beef City posted:I saw one the other day that wasn't even a cool or positive phrase, I can't remember what it was, but was totally like 'angry' or 'depressed' or something. I just remember it standing out and thinking who the gently caress wants the sad sack candy bar Is emo still a thing?
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Sep 24, 2017 13:35
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Ginette Reno posted:I also dislike the trend of there being codes you gotta enter online now to get free poo poo when buying a candy or soda or whatever. Used to be you could open one up and heyyy this soda gave me a cap that gives me another free soda. That's good poo poo. i didn't win though
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Ginette Reno posted:I also dislike the trend of there being codes you gotta enter online now to get free poo poo when buying a candy or soda or whatever. Used to be you could open one up and heyyy this soda gave me a cap that gives me another free soda. That's good poo poo. its so they can get your email/home address and sell it to advertisers
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Sep 24, 2017 14:06
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Robo Reagan posted:its so they can get your email/home address and sell it to advertisers
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Sep 24, 2017 14:07
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#gently caress your god drat other #BRANDS I am a #Snickers man for life #dope #snickersfam #teamsnickers
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Sep 24, 2017 14:29
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Koyaanisgoatse posted:i'm gonna start pronouncing it "ed-gy" It's prononced "Ed Gein"
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Sep 24, 2017 14:49
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Whooping Crabs posted:It's prononced "Ed Gein" goddammit I scrolled through the whole thread hoping no one made this joke yet and it was the last goddamned reply
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Sep 24, 2017 15:02
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VikingSkull posted:goddammit I scrolled through the whole thread hoping no one made this joke yet and it was the last goddamned reply It's not even a good joke!
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Nigmaetcetera posted:I’m pretty sure Salacious Plump was a defense against the dark arts professor in the Harry Potter books. Total short eyes. You're thinking of Salacious Crumb. It's the laughing creature by Jabba. Pound_Coin posted:Yeah but the whole point is that the joke are awful, always have been. Firmly agree and a sensible chuckle was had. I need some form of biscuit to complete the experience now.
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