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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Pennywise the Frown posted:

So.... no one's going to mention Dorothy dying immediately? Like this is just some small manner? Shame.

:smith:

She had to be cremated twice to make sure her vile presence would never torment the grounds ever again.

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Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Chicken Pot Pie guy still has this in the bag!

Chicken-pot-chicken-pot-chicken-pot-pie!

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Wasn't sure who I was rooting for but my money is on happycat now. He'll just chill and watch everyone else murder each other before the last guy suicides.

facebook jihad
Dec 18, 2007

by R. Guyovich

Pennywise the Frown posted:

So.... no one's going to mention Dorothy dying immediately? Like this is just some small manner? Shame.

:smith:

she deserved it

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel

facebook jihad posted:

she deserved it

Well, she is a killing machine but that's after years of hard work and putting up with failed dates, Blanche's delinquent sexual antics, Betty's ignorant nonsense, and Sophia's crude and harsh judgement. She was born to kill. That's all she knew. And she knew it well.

I watched The Golden Girls with my mom when I was very young

Yeah so my money is on Pennywise now. He looks too sad to do anything though. But I have to back my homie.

RatHat
Dec 31, 2007

A tiny behatted rat👒🐀!

limp_cheese posted:

Wasn't sure who I was rooting for but my money is on happycat now. He'll just chill and watch everyone else murder each other before the last guy suicides.

Happycat knew this round would fail so he just blazed up instead of doing anything.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
so if they dont get back to me today i think the best thing to do will be to start a season 5.5 with the characters that died replaced with subsequent submissions.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

Looking forward to see what becomes of the OP now that he is forced to play his own sick, twisted game

Also happy that the one thing Mr. Rogers did before dying was teach others to share

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

The Walrus posted:

so if they dont get back to me today i think the best thing to do will be to start a season 5.5 with the characters that died replaced with subsequent submissions.

Just in case everything is FUBAR and my characters' slots need to be refilled, I'll post their successors for 5.5.

Replacing Herbert Moon is a whitetail deer resting at the base of the cliff he cracked his skull on:



LORE: This half-sentient specimen of the local fauna has been upset by the countless deaths of combatants, and one finally tumbled down and disturbed it at its home at the base of a cliff! Curious, this deer is willing to represent the wildlife of the battlegrounds in this bloody battle royal, and perhaps find out why there have been so many loud and disruptive deaths in its home.

---

Replacing Wheelchair Man is Shemp:



LORE: Little did the other contestants know, Wheelchair Man was a sleeper agent on behalf of Shemp, sent into the hunger games to find out what happened to the Three Stooges who have mysteriously gone silent in the last games. Hideo Kojima had the answers, but unfortunately, bad news travels on wings. The death of Wheelchair Man with the simultaneously demise of Hideo Kojima confirmed Shemp's worst suspicions about the stooges. But luckily for him, there was a wrinkle in the system, and he has been given the chance to participate himself. The old saying rings true, "If you want a job done, do it yourself."

Unless, of course, you're a stooge!

StupidSexyVaultGuy
Jul 26, 2003



Go, my pink and blue-haired beauty! Burn them all!

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
My avatar will not lose

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy
okay, I'm lazy so let's just go with a restart. sorry everyone. let's get caught up with what's been going on.



THE REAPING





DAY ONE



EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Okay discard my post about future characters, then.

Is the OP's hand detached and its own stand-alone thing like a spider?

Hemingway To Go!
Nov 10, 2008

im stupider then dog shit, i dont give a shit, and i dont give a fuck, and i will never shut the fuck up, and i'll always Respect my enemys.
- ernest hemingway
I think the contestants remembered last round, they immediately went to kill baloo and Harley.

Wintermutant
Oct 2, 2009




Dinosaur Gum
Poor ol' Mama Tyrell; in both versions of this she just immediately falls off of something

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


Stalin's off to a good start.
"Reminder for all y'all: never accept gifts from ol' Brosef!"

limp_cheese
Sep 10, 2007


Nothing to see here. Move along.

Happycat settling in for the long game.

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
Dorothy is still my #1 bea.

Pennywise is #2.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy







Charlie, what are.. :aaa:

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves
Happy Cat v Smug Cat 2017!

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.


I am suddenly extremely disturbed glad there was a reset.

Jen X
Sep 29, 2014

To bring light to the darkness, whether that darkness be ignorance, injustice, apathy, or stagnation.
RIP D&D creators

Also jesus loving christ mr. chaplin, have some self-respect

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Oh my loving god I just realized what Wheelchair Man did beforehand (even better with the themesong https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wFKBN3MGUGI&t=97s):



He built a grotty sex shed like somebody slapping together a 30 second happy wheels level and immediately put it to good use :laffo: :hmbol: :laffo:

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003

I'm the SomethingAwful Goon tending to Spidey's wounds.

Gridlocked
Aug 2, 2014

MR. STUPID MORON
WITH AN UGLY FACE
AND A BIG BUTT
AND HIS BUTT SMELLS
AND HE LIKES TO KISS
HIS OWN BUTT
by Roger Hargreaves

Codependent Poster posted:

I'm the SomethingAwful Goon tending to Spidey's wounds.

Excuse me?

Caufman
May 7, 2007
Dr. Frankl, still looking out for his fellow prisoners :<3

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!


I know that love comes in all shapes and sizes but :barf:

ilmucche
Mar 16, 2016

Lahey's had a hell of a day. So drunk Dan Marino takes pity on him, then Dan cries himself to sleep. Then some rear end in a top hat sends Lahey water. Where's the liquor?

bman in 2288
Apr 21, 2010
The liquor is everywhere.

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy









Please note that the antifa punisher is stalking Stalin because he is such a fan, not because of any nefarious intent.

The Walrus fucked around with this message at 15:41 on Oct 20, 2017

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

And we have our first case of regicide. :(

Frankl is taking his calling seriously. That's the second time he's taken care of someone wounded.


Drawing porn as a trap clearly took inspiration from this
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOR3snVKW0E

Collateral Damage fucked around with this message at 15:53 on Oct 20, 2017

By popular demand
Jul 17, 2007

IT *BZZT* WASP ME--
IT WASP ME ALL *BZZT* ALONG!



"Just one more thing Dorothy... "
:chanpop:
"I was only tryin' to..."
:chanpop:
[runs] "I'm lucky to be alive!"

Mekchu
Apr 10, 2012

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
My boys Hank and Smug Cat (aka Player 1) doing work.

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
When the hell did Mishima and Trotsky know each other?

DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Mycroft Holmes posted:

When the hell did Mishima and Trotsky know each other?

They went to highschool together.

Bogus Adventure
Jan 11, 2017

More like "Bulges Adventure"
Chicken Pot Pie Guy knows what's up. He's high as hot air, the same thing that makes toast pop out of a toaster!

The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy









DoctorStrangelove
Jun 7, 2012

IT WOULD NOT BE DIFFICULT MEIN FUHRER!

Wow, never figured Mr. Rogers for a Nazi.

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
The ashes grew too cold :rip:

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The Walrus
Jul 9, 2002

by Fluffdaddy

DoctorStrangelove posted:

Wow, never figured Mr. Rogers for a Nazi.

spiderman on the other hand

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