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EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.



That's more like it.

Now, after all the poo poo the surviving goons have been through, wouldn't you agree that they have at least earned a little something special?

Or a plausible celebration party?




Don't loving watch me sleep :mad:

Codependent probably would've share it with somebody, buuuuuut...

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Supersonic Shine
Oct 13, 2012
My only weakness was that I didn’t have enough hands to wield my entire collection.

ZDar Fan
Oct 15, 2012

I knew I should have gotten that flu shot sooner

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
God drat this is a long-running one.





Status of the remaining goons to save some screen space:

EorayMel: 3 kills
Pennywise the Frown: 3 Kills
Codependent Poster: 3 kills
Rollersnake: 4 Kills
Leos Klein: 2 Kills
Zippy the Bummer: 2 Kills
Jose: 4 Kills


Thats 7 goons left alive, and somehow I am one of them. :toot:

Collateral Damage
Jun 13, 2009

I always knew I'd die from doing something monumentally stupid.

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
Zippy god dammit

gently caress me up Grindcore

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jeffery
Jan 1, 2013
lol this thing is sayin it needs more processing power lol

jeffery
Jan 1, 2013
it can't handle like 12 people and 2or 3 bots chatting lol

Crash_N_Burn
Apr 19, 2014

I have no idea what the gently caress this is and the OP doesn't explain it but I want in on it because it looks pretty cool.

jeffery
Jan 1, 2013
whomever still browses gbs is important to the admin of the internet. literally hand selected

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.


Mods: SLAIN

jeffery
Jan 1, 2013

CynCyanide
Mar 21, 2005

dance, water, dance!

EorayMel posted:



Mods: SLAIN

:aaaaa:
Impossible!

anakha
Sep 16, 2009


I'm just sad I didn't get to actually use my bespoke gun.

e:

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO posted:

drat, doubtful guest met a bad end.

Quote me if u died in this game and want the death on your rapsheet.

anakha fucked around with this message at 17:30 on Jun 29, 2018

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:siren: we are coming down to the wire :siren:







How the gently caress am I still in this :magical:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
:frogsiren: The next update will be the ending. Stay tuned momentarily to see how Goon Fight ends :frogsiren:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.
Ah screw it, here is the ending:




:frogsiren: Look here :frogsiren:





Here is a pastebin documenting the winner's journey through Goon Fight: https://pastebin.com/ZWSGwSZS

Thank you very much for everybody who participated :tipshat:

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jeffery
Jan 1, 2013

EorayMel posted:

Ah screw it, here is the ending:


:frogsiren: Look here :frogsiren:


Here is a pastebin documenting the winner's journey through Goon Fight:

Thank you very much for everybody who participated :tipshat:

GRINDCORE MEGGIDO
Feb 28, 1985


Pennywise!

Pennywise the Frown
May 10, 2010

Upset Trowel
what? how the gently caress?

I just wanted to be friends with everyone. I didn't want to kill. That's been put behind me. Ancient history. But you guys made me do it. You made me kill again. YOU CAN'T JUST TURN IT OFF!!!

Over There
Jun 28, 2013

by Azathoth
This poo poo was loving rigged from the start

Doubtful Guest
Jun 23, 2008

Meanwhile, Conradin made himself another piece of toazzzzzzt.
Some days you win, some days you get sodomised to death in a prison shower.

Congrats Pennywise!

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
When it came down to the last five or so I had a feeling it would be either me or Pennywise. I'm shocked I made it so far.

Congrats Pennywise!

Caufman
May 7, 2007

Pennywise the Frown posted:

what? how the gently caress?

I just wanted to be friends with everyone. I didn't want to kill. That's been put behind me. Ancient history. But you guys made me do it. You made me kill again. YOU CAN'T JUST TURN IT OFF!!!

Hah. You blame others the same way you kill others: until there's no one left but yourself.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
What was that one game with the bird's-eye view of an open arena? We should do that one again

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

Zippy the Bummer posted:

What was that one game with the bird's-eye view of an open arena? We should do that one again

That one was Ultimate Arena on steam, which I also was the host of for at least two rounds. Honestly, I think this version is a lot better for the read. Ultimate Arena can only have 2 fighters involved doing poo poo at once, and the event feed is worse than the HG sim, making it harder to do screenshot updates for it.

As for the fate of the thread and/or the SA Hunger Games, well, I don't really know. I can -probably- do a (non)canon goon fight showmatch with the same prison events/setting, just cleaned up a lot. Or we can ship this to the goldmine and somebody can start a fresh third thread.
I guess I can also ask which season/specific event/series of events was everybody's favorite from these insane fights, I know I still crack up at Elmo and Andrew Legion's love affair in the costco :unsmith:

I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
I mean someone still aught to do a winner's bracket round to cap it off. I kinda figured someone would after I did the hell round for the first deaths.
I dunno if making a new thread would help either, if the interest's not there, then it's not there. Perhaps it can come back again later if SA's still around. :shrug:

EorayMel
May 30, 2015

WE GET IT. YOU LOVE GUN JESUS. Toujours des fusils Bullpup Français.

I Said No posted:

I mean someone still aught to do a winner's bracket round to cap it off. I kinda figured someone would after I did the hell round for the first deaths.

this is the winner's round in the thread, is it not? : https://forums.somethingawful.com/showthread.php?threadid=3835347&userid=0&perpage=40&pagenumber=58#post482964000

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I Said No
May 21, 2007

jesus dude ur gonna kill someone with that av
Nah a lot of those weren't actually season champions, and several champions were missing.

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