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blue squares
Sep 28, 2007



Soiled Meat

Healers have a really cool beach with those tall black rocks. But they have a guy who calls women "females" so they're in trouble. (and immediately talks about manipulation)

Heroes have promising coral under the water, it looks like. Should be easy to get fish.

Hustlers we didn't see anything about their beach surroundings.

I like that the game has become strategic and competitive but it does seem like people forming alliances within 30 minutes of hitting the beach is just really dumb because you have a great chance of attaching yourself to someone who is a liability.

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jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

i am the posting equivalent of a minstrel show

Soiled Meat

https://twitter.com/jeffprobst/stat...195003673038874

Probst himself commented on the short premiere

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

He will be injured, but in the World Series he will be raised from the DL. And the Indians were filled with grief.


Immunity Super Idol.

Interesting twist on it though.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003



SUPERIDOL

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007



Soiled Meat

gently caress this poo poo. Day one super idol


edit: nvm only the first tribal council

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


There's definitely not enough going on in the first episode of the season, so it's good that they invented a super idol that could specifically only be used now

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Expiring super idol is fine.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007



Soiled Meat

I hate this probation officer dude

Ghostpilot
Jun 21, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

It's my first time watching Survivor in around 5 Seasons or so. I'm curious how many quote / unquote traditions are still a thing.

And man, I'm really disliking Joe already.

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Ghostpilot posted:

It's my first time watching Survivor in around 5 Seasons or so. I'm curious how many quote / unquote traditions are still a thing.
The march through eliminated torches is gone. The auction is gone.

I saw him hiding beef jerky along with his idol.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


blue squares posted:

I hate this probation officer dude

Probation officers are douchebags, who knew.

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER


Hahahahaha holy loving overplay oh my god

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007



Soiled Meat

What in the world is Alan doing

TMMadman
Sep 9, 2003

He will be injured, but in the World Series he will be raised from the DL. And the Indians were filled with grief.


Why is he flipping out so early?

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



I'm a fan of the paranoid bullying so early into the game. There will be some incredible flame outs.

Ghostpilot
Jun 21, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

UltimoDragonQuest posted:

The march through eliminated torches is gone. The auction is gone.

I saw him hiding beef jerky along with his idol.

Bummer about the auction but I don't really miss the eliminated torches. Alan is playing way too hard, he's just begging to be voted out first.

xbilkis
Apr 11, 2005

god qb
me
jay hova


It feels like they skipped something to get to this point

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER


Lol what in the gently caress

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007



Soiled Meat

xbilkis posted:

It feels like they skipped something to get to this point

gonna have to rely on the livestream watchers to fill us in

jivjov
Sep 13, 2007

i am the posting equivalent of a minstrel show

Soiled Meat

I read somewhere that the walk of memories still happens, they just don't air it on TV anymore.

Ghostpilot
Jun 21, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

xbilkis posted:

It feels like they skipped something to get to this point

Oh, that's most definitely the case. But instead he's going to look like a complete basket case.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003



Alan playing the Agent Phil card pretty early.

J33uk
Oct 23, 2005


Uhhh if a male contestant was demanding a female one strip to prove they don't have an idol would someone step in? I mean I know nobody involves really gives a poo poo because this guy is basically suiciding his game by being paranoid as poo poo but strip searching seems kinda hosed.

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


Is that an idol in your pants or are you just happy to see me?

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Aww. I wanted the cargo net jump of (potential) doom.

Ghostpilot
Jun 21, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

I'll be surprised if someone doesn't come out of here with some sort of injury.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007



Soiled Meat

what does "tie votes are back in" mean

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



blue squares posted:

what does "tie votes are back in" mean
I'm sure he meant "re-votes are back."

e: Joe sucks at everything.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007



Soiled Meat

lol the last pick one is by far the easiest

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

A Little Known FACT: Burger King's Bacon King is superior to the Baconator.


I wonder why the straight one was the last chosen? LOL

UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



The blue maze was a trap. It's super long.

Yellow arguably looks hard but the time wasted on a failed run is almost nothing.

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER


Hahahahaha super mom barfin

Ghostpilot
Jun 21, 2007

"As a rule, I never touch anything more sophisticated and delicate than myself."

And now that idol is going to come up and Alan's going to absolutely lose his mind.

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007



Soiled Meat

thanks, editors

sportsgenius86
Jun 17, 2008

THE STREAK IS OVER


Haha puke lady is gonna get nerd idol isn't she?

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007



Soiled Meat

this is a good episode imo.


maybe I'm just jonesing for survivor after the long summer wait but I like it.


Alan Ball's biggest accomplishment so far is finding a game he is worse at than football

blue squares fucked around with this message at Sep 28, 2017 around 00:43

Max
Nov 30, 2002



“UltimoDragonQuest”" post="“476835618” posted:

The blue maze was a trap. It’s super long.

Yellow arguably looks hard but the time wasted on a failed run is almost nothing.

Yeah I really don't know why that wasn't the first one chosen.

Codependent Poster
Oct 20, 2003



lol so long Ashley

blue squares
Sep 28, 2007



Soiled Meat

lol if she walks into camp wearing it aww she didnt

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UltimoDragonQuest
Oct 5, 2011



Secretly chosen?
You should get credit for saving somebody.

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