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The Something Awful Forums > Main > BYOB: BYOB BYOB BOYB BBOY YOBB YBOB BBYO?? > if i ever saw a ghost irl i would punch it in the fucking face

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

fuckin WHAPOW ectoplasm all over the walls n poo poo

# ? Sep 27, 2017 20:07

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:18

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

mummies? i spray em with my hose and they turn into mush! don't even think about getting the jump on me when theres no toilet paper

# ? Sep 27, 2017 20:08

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

if you ever get your leg in the jaws of a werewolf just press your thumbs into his stupid eyes he'll let go looking worse off then he started, then you tell that bitch you vaccinated while giving him the double bird

# ? Sep 27, 2017 20:10

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

if i ever see a chair rattling in my house i just throw a baseball into that stupid ghost's forehead. cut that poo poo out Grandpa!

# ? Sep 27, 2017 20:12

Manifisto

i bet that cthulhu, like all bullies, is just a big pussy

I'll say bad things about his mom and while he's reeling from the verbal abuse I'll stomp on his tentacles and give him a purple nurple

(note: cthulhu has lots of nurples, it's one of his weaknesses)

ty nesamdoom!

# ? Sep 27, 2017 20:43

AverySpecialfriend: by Hand Knit

I wind up a haymaker and whiff directly through the ghost, slamming my face into the ground as my momentum carries me forward

# ? Sep 27, 2017 22:31

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

*dishes rattle and china cabinet doors open and close rapidly*

OH GREAT THANKS IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?" i shout as i shove the china cabinet over, breaking all dishes

*silence*

"that's what i thought u lil bitch"

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

# ? Sep 27, 2017 23:05

HotSoapyBeard: I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN

Black candles lit, we all huddle around the ouija board and exchange nervous glances. I can see fear in the faces of my fellow mediums in the flickering light and as we place our hands on the planchette it begins to slowly move. It feels as though lifetimes have passed, like we have somehow witnessed the rise and fall of civilisations both primitive and transcendent, continents eroding away through aeons of waves crashing against shorelines while we wait... until eventually... it spells out the words: H-E-Y-P-U-S-S-Y-L-E-T-S-T-A-K-E-T-H-I-S-O-U-T-S-I-D-E-I-F-Y-O-U-T-H-I-N-K-Y-O-U-R-E-A-T-O-U-G-H-G-U-Y-E-H

# ? Sep 28, 2017 00:38

Slush Garbo: FALSE SLACK
is
BETTER
than
NO SLACK

Announcer: Ghostpunchers...

Brost of the show: "A ghost come up to me so I punhc him WAPOW"

Announcer: DONT FLINCH. season one this fall on TLC

# ? Sep 28, 2017 00:42

AverySpecialfriend: by Hand Knit

Hugh Malone posted:

Ghostpunchers

Punchin makes me feel good

# ? Sep 28, 2017 00:48

DragQueenofAngmar: You shall not pass!

i fuckin WANT a chud to come crawling up out of my toilet, im ready to stomp and holler and beat some chud rear end

# ? Sep 28, 2017 02:43

Elusif

So much violence

# ? Sep 28, 2017 12:21

Business Gorillas

when the spirit world sends its people, they're not sending their best. they're sending ghosts that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. they're bringing escoplasm, they're bringing hauntings. they're poltergeists. and some, i assume, are good specters.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 13:35

google THIS

Business Gorillas posted:

when the spirit world sends its people, they're not sending their best. they're sending ghosts that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. they're bringing escoplasm, they're bringing hauntings. they're poltergeists. and some, i assume, are good specters.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 18:25

google THIS

Uncle Charlie: There's spirits of the deceased and then there's ghosts, you know?

(uncomfortable silence at the Thanksgiving table)

# ? Sep 28, 2017 18:28

DragQueenofAngmar: You shall not pass!

Business Gorillas posted:

when the spirit world sends its people, they're not sending their best. they're sending ghosts that have lots of problems, and they're bringing those problems with us. they're bringing escoplasm, they're bringing hauntings. they're poltergeists. and some, i assume, are good specters.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 19:16

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

I'm trying to combine the words pugilist and poltergeist and it's frustrating

poltergilist? pugilieist?

what seems like an obvious pairing is only providing unsatisfying results

# ? Sep 28, 2017 19:49

3dou: The best kind of sex is VHS.

Can you just go up and punch a ghost, or would your hand just go straight through them?
If so, can you order special ghost-punching gloves?

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:05

DragQueenofAngmar: You shall not pass!

Jedrick posted:

I'm trying to combine the words pugilist and poltergeist and it's frustrating

poltergilist? pugilieist?

what seems like an obvious pairing is only providing unsatisfying results

who even cares what u call it whats important is that u punch that jagoff right in the loving face, splatter that ectoplasm everywhere ahahahaha

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:06

mailorder bees: FLUFFERNUTTER

you cant just punch a ghost th ough youll go through it

thanks Manifisto!

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:19

DragQueenofAngmar: You shall not pass!

mailorder bees! posted:

you cant just punch a ghost th ough youll go through it

this is often true, but it actually depends on how hard u believe in punching a ghost. ghosts are never punched by those who dont believe they can punch ghosts

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:21

Kthulhu5000: by R. Guyovich

I appease the spirits by leaving empty liquor and soft drink bottles around. I figure ghosts, being spirits, can only use the spirits of spirits, and it gives me an excuse to be a lazy slob.

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# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:28

wearing a lampshade

"get out, get out" jeez you sound like my MOM. How about you get new material, you dumb ghost?

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:29

DragQueenofAngmar: You shall not pass!

albany academy posted:

"get out, get out" jeez you sound like my MOM. How about you get new material, you dumb ghost?

there is a spooky reveal in ur future. also a sad one

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:32

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Me with a ouija board: GHOST IF YOU CAN HEAR ME I WILL PAY YOU TO KICK MY rear end

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:40

Jedrick: There he goes. One of God's own prototypes. Some kind of high-powered mutant never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.
Smoke weed every day.

A movie that's like The Raid, but it's punch-cops stranded in a haunted mansion.

# ? Sep 28, 2017 20:57

wearing a lampshade

I grab the ghost by the neck and perform a flawless tombstone pile-driver and as it continues to float in front of me with a confused look on its face i ask "get it? It's called a tombstone pile-driver. You know, because you probably have a tombstone, because you're dead?"

# ? Sep 28, 2017 21:13

ghost emoji: oooOooOOOooh

I shoot the ghost and it comes back as a double ghost

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# ? Sep 28, 2017 21:20

DragQueenofAngmar: You shall not pass!

ghost emoji posted:

I shoot the ghost and it comes back as a double ghost

I think ur a god danged ghost spy in this thread. or are u a self-hating ghost

# ? Sep 28, 2017 21:23

wearing a lampshade

I start puffing my chest out and really getting in this ghost's face yelling "WHAT? WHAT? WHO'DYOU THINK YOUR FRICKIN HAUNTING BRO?" but i get too far into its face and end up standing in it and the next several minutes is spent trying to get back to facing each other but we both keep accidentally moving in the same directions

# ? Sep 28, 2017 21:26

PHIZ KALIFA: #mood

a ghost youtube prank channel where incorporeal ghosts trick people into taking a swing & the mortals slip and fall in the process

crimes

# ? Sep 28, 2017 21:28

DragQueenofAngmar: You shall not pass!

PHIZ KALIFA posted:

a ghost youtube prank channel where incorporeal ghosts trick people into taking a swing & the mortals slip and fall in the process

in a few years when those 3D holographic projections of people are looking real good this would be a fantastic japanese tv show imo

# ? Sep 28, 2017 21:32

HotSoapyBeard: I'm a really cool nice dad
HAIKOOLIGAN

mailorder bees! posted:

you cant just punch a ghost th ough youll go through it

I am a ghost so I can

# ? Sep 29, 2017 00:39

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Getting scared to death is just one of my many falsettos. Ghosts never expect to be strangled by other ghosts.

# ? Sep 29, 2017 01:19

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

Hey ghost, you got something on your sheet
*uppercuts ghost when it looks down to identify the stain that WASN'T EVEN THERE I JUST MADE IT UP*

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

# ? Sep 29, 2017 03:21

Twenty Four

The new progressive thinking ghostbuster, offering constructive therapy sessions for ghosts.

# ? Sep 29, 2017 07:23

Pot Smoke Phoenix: Smoke 'em if you gottem!

Ghost standing in front of a mirror (after being punched in the face): I see PRIDE! I see POWER! I see a BAD MOTHA who don't take punches from NO ONE!

https://i.imgur.com/QKTkerO.mp4
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# ? Sep 29, 2017 13:46

alnilam

Meeksha posted:

*dishes rattle and china cabinet doors open and close rapidly*

OH GREAT THANKS IS THIS WHAT YOU WANTED?" i shout as i shove the china cabinet over, breaking all dishes

*silence*

"that's what i thought u lil bitch"

google THIS posted:

Uncle Charlie: There's spirits of the deceased and then there's ghosts, you know?

(uncomfortable silence at the Thanksgiving table)

# ? Sep 29, 2017 15:29

Meeksha: i did it all for the nookie
Ask me how!
-freb dust

~the sound of weeping can be heard throughout the graveyard~

ghostly apparition more like ghostly appa-rently-you-haven't-noticed-nobody-cares-arittion.

you call yourself a revenant, but you are really just a reveCAN'T. go home to mommy *points down towards hell*

~the sound of weeping can be heard throughout the graveyard louder than ever before~

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come on and slam and welcome to the jam

Thank you Heather Papps for the summer sig!

# ? Sep 29, 2017 16:17

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# ? Apr 24, 2024 20:18

Putty: HOOKED ON THE BROTHERS

Meeksha posted:

~the sound of weeping can be heard throughout the graveyard~

ghostly apparition more like ghostly appa-rently-you-haven't-noticed-nobody-cares-arittion.

you call yourself a revenant, but you are really just a reveCAN'T. go home to mommy *points down towards hell*

~the sound of weeping can be heard throughout the graveyard louder than ever before~

lol

# ? Sep 29, 2017 16:20

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