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Paladinus posted:It's pronounced torrr-tiyah.
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Beet Wagon posted:I give you... ALCHEMA Amazing. If only I had one of these in jail
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Do you like Coffee? Do you hate not being able to brew it like you were smoking a crack pipe? Then boy do I have the product for you; BRIPE! Now yours for the low, low, low, low price of $84.95! We'll even throw in a blowtorch for your https://www.briping.com/
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 Yeah, coffee, that's what I think of when I see this. That totally looks like coffee paraphernalia
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Foo Diddley posted:
What the tits? Why would this even be a thing?  No, Officer, actually I'm just a coffee enthusiast... So, as best I can gather, this is like a lovely single-serving french press without the press part. You use a reusable metal filter to make sure you're not just drinking straight up coffee grounds through your weird meth straw. They somehow managed to come up with a less efficient method than a french press 
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Foo Diddley posted:
It's for the sophisticated worldly crackhead/tweaker who only smokes it ironically.
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Oct 6, 2017 15:54
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That dude definitely spent six months living in a cave somewhere just to "get in tune with his aura" or something.
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I know when I'm looking to make a better coffee, I turn to a face I can trust - a sunburnt, shirtless man eyeing the spoon drawer a little too intensely.
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Foo Diddley posted:
The times have been difficult for revolver Ocelot I see
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A Spider Covets posted:The times have been difficult for revolver Ocelot I see This dude looks hilarious but at least no one gave him $120 friggin MILLION like the Juicero crazy hippie. He is seriously insane, watch some of his interviews. He believes fruits have magical chi power and auras that he can see, feel, and capture. How he walked away out of a pitch with a bunch of suits with a $120 million dollar check after bullshitting about fruits and their chi aura for an hour is unbelievable to me. Like I would be hesitant to give even $10 to a random crazy hippie for some invention he cooked up. Rad Russian fucked around with this message at 19:34 on Oct 6, 2017 |
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Rad Russian posted:This dude looks hilarious but at least no one gave him $120 friggin MILLION like the Juicero crazy hippie. He is seriously insane, watch some of his interviews. He believes fruits have magical chi power and auras that he can see, feel, and capture. How he walked away out of a pitch with a bunch of suits with a $120 million dollar check after bullshitting about fruits and their chi aura for an hour is unbelievable to me. Like I would be hesitant to give even $10 to a random crazy hippie for some invention he cooked up. He didn't walk away with a $120 million check after one pitch. He got several millions from several pitches to several investors
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Oct 6, 2017 19:40
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but really, Six crack rocks. More than enough to smoke up anything that moves.
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nerdz posted:He didn't walk away with a $120 million check after one pitch. He got several millions from several pitches to several investors Ahh ok. Still, that makes it worse somehow. There are dozens of investors who all said YES! and then it added up to $120 mil. Wasn't one crazy rich guy.
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Rad Russian posted:Ahh ok. Still, that makes it worse somehow. There are dozens of investors who all said YES! and then it added up to $120 mil. Wasn't one crazy rich guy. Yeah, that was my point. At none of these meetings someone said wait, this is dumb as gently caress
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Foo Diddley posted:
That looks like the most foul way to drink coffee short of having a hot coffee enema.
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here's a dead eyed man doing an infomercial about the bripe https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JwDs-1W-pjQ
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Beet Wagon posted:I give you... ALCHEMA Can you make pruno in the Alchema?
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Latin Pheonix posted:I cook twigs and insect grubs in a stone pot just like my neolithic ancestors did, get on my level, scrub. Look at fancy pants here, ‘cooking’.
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If you asked me what a bripe was and provided no context, my guess would've been something like a blumpkin.
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Oct 9, 2017 12:12
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We get it, you vape.
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I tried to photoshop the bripe into a shadier looking situation but honestly the shirtless longhair man looks like more of a crackhead than any of the pictures I found on google 
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Bushtukah
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bripe: the ingenious hand-and-mouth burning solution
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You know, it just occurred to me, wouldn't heating a naked copper pan to heat coffee cause some amount of the copper to leak into the drink itself? I'm pretty sure copper toxicity is a bad thing.
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Latin Pheonix posted:You know, it just occurred to me, wouldn't heating a naked copper pan to heat coffee cause some amount of the copper to leak into the drink itself? I'm pretty sure copper toxicity is a bad thing. The issue with copper pots/etc isn't heat; it's acid- and coffee is acidic, ~5 ph. Most copper cooking implements are lined w/ tin or steel; I don't know if this one is.
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It also depends on whether or not there's any kind of coating on the copper. I mean, since this thing looks like it's made in the closet next to a meth lab I assume there isn't, but I know it's generally frowned upon to smoke things out of copper pipes, so I assume that applies to drinking coffee you cook with a blowtorch out of them also. also lmao at googling "don't smoke a copper pipe" and one of the search suggestions is "Can you smoke crack out of a copper pipe" like dude I think you have bigger issues.
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Watching that Ottawa morning show interview - nothing about that contraption looks remotely convenient or easy-to-use. Needs a pocket blowtorch (no sissy Bic lighter). Requires fussing around with measuring coffee/water ratio. Requires careful attention to the thermometer. Be careful to not touch any of the copper, it has excellent heat transfer properties - also don't toss into your backpack after your mid-morning coffee break after use. Just eat the beans whole like an animal if you're that desperate for a quick caffeine fix.
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I feel like just being seen with one of these things would be reasonable grounds for a cop to search you. Who the gently caress will look at that thing and NOT think it's for crack?
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[quote="Golli" post=""477276877"] Just eat the beans whole like an animal if you're that desperate for a quick caffeine fix. [/quote] Preferably dipped in dark chocolate.
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Hav posted:Preferably dipped in dark chocolate. Agreed. Those things are delicious.
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Foo Diddley posted:You know what else you can make broth with? A plain old fuckin' pot and stove like you probably already have. I mean, you boil some poo poo for a while. It ain't hard No you see the delicious marrow isn't extracted in a uniform manner unless a steel boat propeller randomly fires off in your soup lake and therefore
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I propose all food and drink be prepared in a pipe. Meat and potato pipe or the mepotipe! Savory ramen pipes. Rapipe Yummy Cocoa pipe. Yucope Distilled vinegar pipe. Divipe Trash compactor pipe. Tracope Heroin on the lung express pipe. Heluexipe Monitize this people!! Mothpepe
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Just use a coffee machine you god drat animals!
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Jobbo_Fett posted:Just use a coffee machine you god drat animals! Does it have a pipe?
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Coffee has got to be way the gently caress up there on the list of "things people take way too seriously and buy lovely gadgets for" lol. I need to go digging.
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Beet Wagon posted:Coffee has got to be way the gently caress up there on the list of "things people take way too seriously and buy lovely gadgets for" lol. I need to go digging. Like any drug, it attracts paraphenalia. And weirdos.
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Beet Wagon posted:Coffee has got to be way the gently caress up there on the list of "things people take way too seriously and buy lovely gadgets for" lol. I need to go digging. I don't have any basis by which to evaluate the actual methodology, but I really appreciate the gung-ho attitude of this guy, who has cleverly titled his Kickstarter "A Condensed Vacuum Coffee or Tea Extracting Device." It seems so strange when put up against things like the Bripe that have this huge hipster marketing push. EDIT: and you can drink it out of your OmegaCup, which doesn't look like an ugly, impossible-to-clean turd of a glass: 
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Ignoranus posted:I don't have any basis by which to evaluate the actual methodology, but I really appreciate the gung-ho attitude of this guy, who has cleverly titled his Kickstarter "A Condensed Vacuum Coffee or Tea Extracting Device." It seems so strange when put up against things like the Bripe that have this huge hipster marketing push. quote:Because of the surfaces smallness of the front drinking chamber, sloshing is being reduced therein clearly - in special while standing or other inconvenient situations for drinking, or when having a shaky hand, this helps to drink more easily and safely. Makes sense Also: quote:Delight is with omegaCup not longer meager between hot and cold - omegaCup uses an entirely natural effect, by that you can earlier, longer and fully enjoy the taste of your hot beverages. Foo Diddley fucked around with this message at 04:05 on Oct 14, 2017 |
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Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present to you the ultimate innovation in food science. They said it was impossible. They called him a madman. They said he was spitting in the face of a benevolent God. But Mark Murray wasn't going to let any of that stop him from creating THE HAMDOG. Apparently this poo poo is old news in the rest of the world, but it's the first I've ever heard of it and it's loving incredible, and it's coming to a truckstop near you, soon. I'd go so far as to say it's a goddamn gamechanger. Check this poo poo out: https://www.kickstarter.com/projects/hamdog/worlds-first-hamdog-restaurant-new-york-city-usa?ref=category_popular quote:It all started late one November night in 2004. Creator Mark Murray had just walked out of a downtown Nashville bar, to grab a bite to eat. On the sidewalk was a hotdog van, and across the road, a hamburger cart. Mark was faced with the dilemma of choosing either a hamburger, or a hotdog. Hungry and unsure, he grabbed one of each. As he was then being driven home, he started eating both his burger and hotdog at once, taking one bite at a time out of each. He then turned to the driver saying "These taste good together, be easier to eat it if they just joined em together!" What came next.... This poo poo is blowing my mind right now.
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