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game mechanic telling me they don't work on Atari systems anymore despite me having no trouble taping the severed wires every time they're knocked loose
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- Olive!
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It's not a ghost, but probably a 'living corpse'. The 'living dead' with a hell of a lot of bloodlust...
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*sliding out on my back from under a jacked-up Dreamcast, overalls stained with oil*
hmmm... yup, looks like a busted disc-read laser. I got it on back order, might set you back a couple hundo
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Sep 28, 2017 22:52
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- vanisher
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Hi... Yes this is Steve, you dropped your game off this afternoon? We did a complete play through and we couldnt recreate the issue. Y... Yes I know you couldn't get the blob out of the level 4 sewers. You have to use the blue jelly bean to float over the spikes... Okay... No my manager isnt available
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Sep 28, 2017 23:07
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- kalel
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*secretly replaces cartridge's functioning internal battery with a battery that's worn out*
Hey there, I went in and fixed that invalid memory bug you had, just gave the thing a good wipe and re-image. Don't worry, I grabbed your saves and reloaded them after the fact. Threw in a free outer shell polish, no charge. But, hey, listen, it says here that you've had the unit for only a few weeks, but that battery's worn to hell. Let me guess, eBay? Ha ha, yeah, you gotta be careful when picking up pre-owns. If you want I can replace the battery - normally that's $300 but I'll knock off 50, cause you seem like an alright guy and I know it's an inconvenience. No, thank you!
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Sep 28, 2017 23:52
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- I Was The Fury
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Always stop to smell the flowers, just in case they're weeds
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*comes into 6'x4' "office" that you have been sitting in alone for half an hour, removes oil stained gloves to reveal oil stained hands"
"Oooooookay so what you've got is a PS2 with a burnt out cartridge reader and overheating Blu-ray player. Now I can get it running again for you but it's going to require recalibrating the controller port and emptying the Ethernet jack of outdated packets. Now we've currently got a special going on so I can do all of this for you for a cool $980, and I'll even throw in a free FamiCom cartridge that has 72 games on it. You might have to jiggle the cartridge a bit to get it to work but once you've got it going you've got no less that 4 copies of wheel of Fortune on that cart to enjoy.
Alternatively I can rip apart some of the PS2s in the junkyard and find replacement parts, but it won't come with a warranty. That will only run you $960 so the savings might be worth it, but I'm not giving you the GamesPak D-Luxx if you go with that option. So what'll it be?"
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Sep 28, 2017 23:58
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- Dads Dip Cup
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Videogame Mechanic A : *calling his buddies over* "hey guys c'mere for a sec"
Videogame Mechanic A : "OK so could you explain the problem one more time?"
Me : "well every time I turn the console on it just does this" *freezes in place during alternating poses attempting to simulate a flashing screen*
Videogame Mechanic B : *snickering* did you try blowing out the cartridge
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Sep 29, 2017 00:09
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- szkud
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yeah, I think we've got some cartridge protectors up there on the top shelf
*jumps four feet up and mid-arc jumps another four feet. grabs box and lands uninjured
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Sep 29, 2017 00:41
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- kalel
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yeah, I think we've got some cartridge protectors up there on the top shelf
*jumps four feet up and mid-arc jumps another four feet. grabs box and lands uninjured
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Sep 29, 2017 12:27
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- Macnult
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Being a videogame mechanic doesn't just mean you know what the turbo button does, it means you can make a better turbo button that's even less understandable
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