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Here's the new idea I've come up with: A hand that comes out of your computer monitor and pulls you into the computer. Once you're inside the computer, you can learn about install wizards. FAQ Q. What else can you do inside the computer? A. Anything - from checking out 3D pinball to "surfing" the web [literally riding a stream of binary code on a surfboard]. The only limit is your imagination. Q. Does it hurt to be pulled into the computer? A. It is a singularly excruciating pain. |
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That's a pretty good idea. Have you considered making it even more painful?
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Sep 29, 2017 17:12
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Handcomes out of your computer monitor and pulls you in and despite the excruciating pain you're all excited to get to surf the web and play 3D pinball, but very disappointed to find that you've only been pulled into the monitor and the most exciting thing you can do is degaussing |
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Sep 29, 2017 17:14
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Sep 29, 2017 17:34
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Take me on... *screaming, shrieking, just hideous sounds* Take on me! *begging for death* |
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Sep 29, 2017 17:50
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Q. What is an install wizard? A. That's what the hand is for. To pull you inside the monitor, where you can learn about install wizards. Q. But how can I decide if I want to let the hand pull me inside the monitor, if I don't know what an install wizard is? A. You don't decide. The hand decides. Q. Will it be worth it? A. Install wizards are not nearly as interesting as they sound. ---------------- |
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Sep 29, 2017 18:06
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ed-hUoeHcz0&t=22s |
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Sep 29, 2017 18:08
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I like it, OP, this is a nice twist on the old way of doing things where a boot would sneak up behind you and kick you into the computer.
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Sep 29, 2017 18:21
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Q. Do I have to hold my breath inside the computer? A. The install wizard will 'cast' a 'cyberspell' allowing you to breathe in binary. Please be polite to the install wizard - they are your only means of survival and escape |
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Sep 29, 2017 18:30
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Q. Where does it grab? A. Gets you by the cheek like Aunt Peggy. Fredflonston fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Sep 29, 2017 |
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Sep 29, 2017 19:01
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*IT tech helping you fix your printers* "hmm, I'll need to remote in to fix it." *hand pulls him inside, inhuman screaming that begins from his mouth gradually transfers to speakers* "Kay you should be good to go" |
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Sep 29, 2017 19:15
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Hand that comes out of your computer monitor and pulls you off inside.
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Sep 29, 2017 19:41
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So can I 3D interact with this "porn" I have been told is on the internet?
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Sep 29, 2017 19:42
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Here's my idea of what the hand might look like as it was coming out of the computer to grab you.  I know what you're thinking: that looks like Shrek's hand. I agree. I made it look that way to make it more popular. ---------------- |
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Sep 29, 2017 19:57
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is it cool if i just let the hand jack me off? my arms are tired from all this jackin
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Sep 29, 2017 20:10
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i think a good feature would be, after being pulled iin by the hand, a robotic female voice should say you are now entering the Cyber Dimension"
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Sep 29, 2017 20:11
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cda posted:I like it, OP, this is a nice twist on the old way of doing things where a boot would sneak up behind you and kick you into the computer. ---------------- |
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Sep 29, 2017 20:12
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Do you go to install wizard school to learn about install wizards because if so then it should be an owl that comes out like the popular book and film franchise legend of the guardians
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Sep 29, 2017 20:23
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FactsAreUseless posted:Take me on... The sun always shines on tv was the better song. |
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Sep 29, 2017 22:30
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Screenwriter: ...And then the protagonist gets pulled into an amazing new world inside the computer. Film Executive: Mmm, nah, that's been done before. I'm not feeling it. Screenwriter: ...And it hurts like a motherfucker. Executive: 
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Sep 29, 2017 22:32
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Screaming, reminiscent of being murdered, echoes through the small home. In the kitchen, worried parents hold each others hands while looking at each other. "I'm just going to make sure..." the father says. He raps softly on his sons closed door. "Oh my god, I'm just in the computer leave me alone!!" |
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Sep 29, 2017 22:47
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"You got sucked in by the big green Shrek hand too huh? Me too. Soon as I put in my login name, 'InstallWizard.' yeah I know, I'm not an actual wizard, just somebody who's really good at installing software... I get it all the time kid. But you know what? If I'd have known that username was what got me into this mess in the first place... aw heck who am I kidding, outside of the initial godawful, unbearable, mind shattering pain of being sucked through a CRT monitor screen, this is a dream come true." |
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Sep 29, 2017 22:53
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*me, interviewing the genius inventor of the hand coming out of the computer* Sir, sir? Do you often find yourself inspired by 80's employee training videos??"
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Sep 29, 2017 23:35
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Mine just strokes and scratches my chin for me. Is that normal?
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Sep 30, 2017 01:23
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Like, I don't think you're supposed to have personal and intimate relationships with your hand hardwares.
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Sep 30, 2017 01:24
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i knit a sweater for my computer hand and the computer hand is my best friend and if I want my best friend to wear a sweater then goddamnit they're gonna wear one
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Sep 30, 2017 05:25
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Hm, still nothing? Have you tried getting pulled into the computer by the hand and coming out again? |
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Sep 30, 2017 05:26
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"oh help! help me! this hand is pulling me into the computer!" - inventor of the computer hand, 1974
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Sep 30, 2017 05:27
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Q. What if the hand has clutched me by the neck and is causing great discomfort? A. The hand is trying to direct your attention to the install wizard tutorial. Please make sure to pay close attention as the hand worked very hard on this. |
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Sep 30, 2017 05:31
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WindmillSlayer posted:"oh help! help me! this hand is pulling me into the computer!" - inventor of the computer hand, 1974 He was a pioneer of getting pulled into the computer by a hand, and we will never forget him. |
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Sep 30, 2017 12:36
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| Young Steve Jobs reading about ENIAC: Nice, but there's no way for a hand to pull you into this thing so you can gain computer powers. I'm going to change all that. | |
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Sep 30, 2017 12:41
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| If I can suggest an improvement, maybe the hand could have six fingers: five for pulling you into the computer and a dedicated finger for stabbing you while it does it (note: extra long nail on stabbing finger?) | |
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Sep 30, 2017 12:44
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The YosPos mods are absolute bastards for moving my computer thread here |
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Sep 30, 2017 15:01
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*the hand beckons alluringly but I abruptly turn my monitor off* ah ah ah - you should know by now, no glove, no pulling me into the matrix in an excruciatingly painful way!
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Sep 30, 2017 16:41
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yeah actually they will posted:The YosPos mods are absolute bastards for moving my computer thread here i think it means they recognized that the thread was too high quality for them
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Sep 30, 2017 19:35
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Hand that comes out of BYOB and pulls you inside. |
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Sep 30, 2017 19:46
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google THIS posted:Hand that comes out of BYOB and pulls you inside. this would be a good banner ad |
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Sep 30, 2017 21:40
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yeah actually they will posted:The YosPos mods are absolute bastards for moving my computer thread here "I'm sorry that happened to you. Come here..." *places hand upon yours reassuringly* - a computer |
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Sep 30, 2017 21:58
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Therapist: "So tell me more about this dream of yours..." Hand: "I am inside a computer and then I pull people inside with me, causing them great pain." Therapist: "What is your motivation for pulling people inside the computer'" Hand: "It's the Installation Wizard. He is making me do this." Therapist: "Mhmm, I see." *continues drawing a duck smoking a pipe on their notepad* "Well, that's all of our time. See you next week."
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Sep 30, 2017 22:10
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yeah actually they will posted:The YosPos mods are absolute bastards for moving my computer thread here lol I was so sure this that was meant for YOSPOS that i actually checked to see if you'd posted it there too |
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