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On a scale of 1 - 10 how embarrassing is the opening ceremony gonna be for VGK?
This poll is closed.
1 (it's aight) 1 2.13%
2 2 4.26%
3 3 6.38%
4 2 4.26%
5 2 4.26%
6 2 4.26%
7 9 19.15%
8 4 8.51%
9 4 8.51%
10 (Mighty Ducks of Anaheim) 18 38.30%
Total: 47 votes
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Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




I tried to make educated and smart picks last year and I was so far off on every pick (except Colorado being bad) that you would assume Ive never watched a game of hockey in my life. So now Im going to make a bunch of wacky joke picks so if this actually happens Im sorry in advance to everyone!

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Atlantic

1. Tampa Bay
2. Boston
3. Ottawa
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4. Toronto (WC2)
5. Buffalo
6. Montreal
7. Detroit
8. Florida

Metropolitan

1. Pittsburgh
2. Columbus
3. Washington
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4. NY Rangers (WC1)
5. Carolina
6. NY Islanders
7. New Jersey
8. Philadelphia

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Central

1. Nashville
2. Minnesota
3. Winnipeg
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4. Dallas (WC1)
5. St.Louis (WC2)
6. Chicago
7. Colorado

Pacific

1. Edmonton
2. Anaheim
3. San Jose
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4. Calgary
5. LA
6. Arizona
7. Vancouver
8. Vegas

WCF: Winnipeg def. Edmonton
ECF: Toronto def. Tampa Bay
STANLEY CUP FINALS: Winnipeg def. Toronto

AWARDS
Are still dumb

TEAMS
Most Improved Team (Points), EAST: Tampa Bay
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), EAST: Montreal
Most Improved Team (Points), WEST: Winnipeg
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), WEST: Chicago
Most Goals Scored: Dallas
Least Goals Scored: Vegas
Most Goals Allowed: Chicago
Least Goals Allowed: Washington

OTHER STUFF
First team to lose to Vegas: Detroit
Player to represent Vegas at the ASG: MAF
Will a player give the NHL the finger and go to the Olympics anyway? Nope
Will Jagr ever play another NHL game?: Yes
Where will he sign next: Detroit

Most Improved Player, West: Fabbri (assuming he stops getting injured)
Most Improved Player, East: Athanasiou :lol: Detroit. I dunno, Vesey?
First Coach Fired: Hakstol
Least Embarrassing Canadian Team By Points: Edmonton

Making a bold prediction Crawford either has the worst year of his career or gets injured and Chicago lets in all the goals because that D minus Tofto is ugly.

Furnaceface fucked around with this message at 06:30 on Oct 2, 2017

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Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




The Flyers are going to finish last in the league. Chicago will miss the playoffs by 1 point then win the draft lottery. FAS will promptly melt down in a way we have never witnessed before.

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Shawn Cotureier posted:

This happened about 10 years ago (Chicago wasn't that close to the playoffs though)

:thejoke:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




heeheex2 posted:

No one's lookin great so far.

Oilers :argh:

Furnaceface
Oct 21, 2004




Furnaceface posted:

TEAMS
Most Improved Team (Points), EAST: Tampa Bay
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), EAST: Montreal
Most Improved Team (Points), WEST: Winnipeg
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), WEST: Chicago

:smug:

Just ignore this one though:

quote:

Least Embarrassing Canadian Team By Points: Edmonton

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