NHL 2017-18 Season Predictions: the worst timeline

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On a scale of 1 - 10 how embarrassing is the opening ceremony gonna be for VGK? This poll is closed.
1 (it's aight)	1	2.13%
2	2	4.26%
3	3	6.38%
4	2	4.26%
5	2	4.26%
6	2	4.26%
7	9	19.15%
8	4	8.51%
9	4	8.51%
10 (Mighty Ducks of Anaheim)	18	38.30%
Total:	47 votes

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Zodijackylite: Oct 18, 2005; hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Atlantic

1. Lightning
2. Bruins
3. Canadiens
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4. Senators
5. Maple Leafs
6. Sabres
7. Panthers
8. Red Wings

Metropolitan

1. Rangers
2. Penguins
3. Capitals
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4. Blue Jackets (WC)
5. Hurricanes (WC)
6. Flyers
7. Islanders
8. Devils

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Central

1. Predators
2. Stars
3. Wild
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4. Blackhawks (WC)
5. Blues
6. Jets
7. Avalanche

Pacific

1. Oilers
2. Flames
3. Ducks
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4. Sharks (WC)
5. Kings
6. Coyotes
7. Canucks
8. Knights

WCF: NAS def. EDM0
ECF: NYR def. PIT
STANLEY CUP FINALS: NYR def. NAS

AWARDS
Hart: McDavid
Richard: Laine
Art Ross: McDavid
Vezina: Talbot
Norris: McDonagh
Calder: Chytil
Selke: Bergeron
Lady Byng: Jagr
Jack Adams: AV

TEAMS
Most Improved Team (Points), EAST: Hurricanes (99, +12)
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), EAST: Capitals (99, -15)
Most Improved Team (Points), WEST: Avalanche (75, +27)
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), WEST: Blackhawks (92, -17)
Most Goals Scored: Rangers (268)
Least Goals Scored: Red Wings (185)
Most Goals Allowed: Golden Knights (255
Least Goals Allowed: Rangers (189)

OTHER STUFF
First team to lose to Vegas: Arizona
Player to represent Vegas at the ASG: Fleury
Will a player give the NHL the finger and go to the Olympics anyway? No
Will Jagr ever play another NHL game?: Yes
Where will he sign next: After Calgary? Probably his Czech team.

Most Improved Player, West: Ryan Strome
Most Improved Player, East: Pavel Zacha
First Coach Fired: Paul Maurice
Least Embarrassing Canadian Team By Points: Oilers (100)

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Zodijackylite: Oct 18, 2005; hello bonjour, en francais we call the bread man l'homme de pain, because pain means bread and we're going to see a lot of pain this year and every nyrfan is looking forward to it and hey tony, can you wait until after my postgame interview to get on your phone? i thought you quit twitter...

I got a few of them right, a few close, and a bunch very wrong.

Zodijackylite posted:

EASTERN CONFERENCE

Atlantic

1. Lightning (correct)
2. Bruins (correct)
3. Canadiens (6th place)
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4. Senators (7th place)
5. Maple Leafs (3rd place)
6. Sabres (8th place)
7. Panthers (4th place)
8. Red Wings (5th place)

Metropolitan

1. Rangers (8th place)
2. Penguins (correct)
3. Capitals (1st place)
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4. Blue Jackets (WC) (correct)
5. Hurricanes (WC) (nope)
6. Flyers (3rd place)
7. Islanders (correct)
8. Devils (5th place)

WESTERN CONFERENCE

Central

1. Predators (correct)
2. Stars (7th place)
3. Wild (correct)
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4. Blackhawks (WC) (nope)
5. Blues (correct)
6. Jets (2nd place)
7. Avalanche (4th place)

Pacific

1. Oilers (6th place)
2. Flames (5th place)
3. Ducks (2nd place)
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4. Sharks (WC) (3rd place)
5. Kings (4th place)
6. Coyotes (8th place)
7. Canucks (correct)
8. Knights (1st place)

WCF: NAS def. EDM
ECF: NYR def. PIT
STANLEY CUP FINALS: NYR def. NAS

AWARDS
Hart: McDavid (maybe)
Richard: Laine (close)
Art Ross: McDavid (correct)
Vezina: Talbot ()
Norris: McDonagh (nope)
Calder: Chytil (maybe next year)
Selke: Bergeron (probably)
Lady Byng: Jagr (probably not)
Jack Adams: AV ()

TEAMS
Most Improved Team (Points), EAST: Hurricanes (99, +12)
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), EAST: Capitals (99, -15)
Most Improved Team (Points), WEST: Avalanche (75, +27) (correct, but 20 points under)
Team With Biggest Fall (Points), WEST: Blackhawks (92, -17) (correct, but 16 points over)
Most Goals Scored: Rangers (268)
Least Goals Scored: Red Wings (185)
Most Goals Allowed: Golden Knights (255)
Least Goals Allowed: Rangers (189)

# ¿ Apr 14, 2018 17:04

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