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Lloyd Boner
Oct 11, 2009

Yes officer, my name is Victoria Sonnen...berg

It's not at all incomprehensible. Talking mad poo poo and backing it up is exactly how you get popular.

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Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD


155 isn't actually that small. Like its walking around at 170ish which is fairly big if you're average height. 125 is a special joke weight class for actual freaks that shouldn't exist. Might as well watch that legless wrestler fight huskies in the 95 lb division. Might as well watch cyborg.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013




Lloyd Boner posted:

It's not at all incomprehensible. Talking mad poo poo and backing it up is exactly how you get popular.

Many have done both of these things and can't compare to his popularity. The amazing bit is just how successful he has been with it, not that the poo poo talk etc is how he got popular

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009


Work Friend Keven posted:

155 isn't actually that small. Like its walking around at 170ish which is fairly big if you're average height. 125 is a special joke weight class for actual freaks that shouldn't exist. Might as well watch that legless wrestler fight huskies in the 95 lb division. Might as well watch cyborg.

Why do you keep watching?

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


Personally It's joe Rogan that keeps me watching

Soothing Vapors
Mar 26, 2006

Associate Justice Lena "Kegels" Dunham: An uncool thought to have: 'is that guy walking in the dark behind me a rapist? Never mind, he's Asian.

Work Friend Keven posted:

Might as well watch that legless wrestler fight huskies in the 95 lb division.

I mean, this sounds amazing

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD


WHy do I keep watching despite there being 1 division out of 10+ that I don't like? Which has like 14 total fighters in it? Gosh, good question.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


The mouse trap is offering a big fight against a competitive opponent

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

Work Friend Keven posted:

155 isn't actually that small. Like its walking around at 170ish which is fairly big if you're average height. 125 is a special joke weight class for actual freaks that shouldn't exist . Might as well watch that legless wrestler fight huskies in the 95 lb division. Might as well watch cyborg.

GATTACA! GATTACA!

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012


Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


Haha yeah gently caress you Jason Aldean, you lil bitch. gently caress Garth brooks too

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].



gently caress Dana White for turning a tragedy into some sort of cross he can climb up on for publicity.

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage



Trast posted:

gently caress Dana White for turning a tragedy into some sort of cross he can climb up on for publicity.

Lol

EugeneJ
Feb 5, 2012


America is now billionaires fighting over tragedies as marketing opportunities

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009


Work Friend Keven posted:

WHy do I keep watching despite there being 1 division out of 10+ that I don't like? Which has like 14 total fighters in it? Gosh, good question.

Why are you watching his fights? Why do you feel the need to kick every dead horse you come across?

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Nap Ghost

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Why are you watching his fights? Why do you feel the need to kick every dead horse you come across?

My friend, you are being trolled hard.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012

plz remember that it was ~ME~ who told you that everything you like is actually really not good, because I knew all along.



You missed the part where he shittalked him for doing SNL https://www.reviewjournal.com/sport...vegas-ceremony/

quote:

He said he was told Aldean has been bothered by disparaging comments about the fact he just ran off the stage without saying anything.

White said the notion is preposterous and said he was told by several concertgoers the fact Aldean ran offstage saved lives because it alerted people the situation was real and not part of the show.

Still, he believes Aldean did the late-night NBC show to help silence any critics.

“You know why he did ‘SNL?’ Because he’s all bummed out about the people talking (expletive) and what these guys do ‘SNL’ for is as a platform that when you (expletive) up or you make a mistake, you go on there,” White said. “So it was more important to him to go on ‘SNL’ and improve your image than to come to Las Vegas in front of your fans and the people who helped save lives that night at the concert?

“That (expletive) goes and does ‘Saturday Night Live.’ It makes me sick.”

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


LIsten up, country music star Jean Valjean, you maniacal little motherfucker, you have a moral loving responsibility to sing the alphabet to the brave men and women who gave 1 minute of their time to watch a giant dumbass brazilian beat up walt disney

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


what kind of entertainer wouldnt drop a show watched by 69 million retards when given the opportunity to sing in front of [looking down at notes] undefeated welterweight contender darren till. don't ever come back to gdansk bitch.

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

I get that Dana White is pissed, I think its because he was lied to as to why they "couldn't" do the show.

I can't think of a much safer event than to do a live event, an arena filled with absolute hard lads, all ready to stand and bang.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


History of UFC live musical performances:

Dark Ages: Vanilla Ice (died of consumption in debtor's prison after being unable to settle his pool heater stealing debts)

Early Reformation: Sinead O'Connor (insane), Aaron Staind (whereabouts unknown)

Modern Day: The Jump Around Guy (did not jump around)

Dr. Abysmal
Feb 17, 2010

We're all doomed

Thank god that a guy that is truly committed to the first responders, Everlast, was willing to step in on short notice to do the song.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


Dana also said if he would have been there it wouldn't have gone down like that

Fozzy The Bear
Sep 27, 2009


willie_dee posted:

I get that Dana White is pissed, I think its because he was lied to as to why they "couldn't" do the show.

I can't think of a much safer event than to do a live event, an arena filled with absolute hard lads, all ready to stand and bang.

The Lord of Lies angry someone else is using his gimmick.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Wow....that feels good





Fallen Rib

Watched the card this morning

that suplex armbar was amazing

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].



Country music has crossed Dana White. Watch him cancel the entire genre of music to prove a point.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Rap terrorist, terrorise, tear it up
Brought gas and the matches to flare it up
Militant Michael might go psycho
On any ally or rival
Born Black, that's dead on arrival
My job is to fight for survival
In spite of these #AllLivesMatter-ass white folk


On Aldean's return to Vegas Dana White attempts to shoot him with his gun bibles while shouting How Could You as the guns flitter away in the wind and tears, an echo of "the buyrate" disappearing in the distance

Noctone
Oct 25, 2005

XO til we overdose..


Trast posted:

Country music has crossed Dana White. Watch him cancel the entire genre of music to prove a point.

One can only hope

MazelTovCocktail
Jun 23, 2012

Gritty's gonna cut you.


Noctone posted:

One can only hope

Amen

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

He is I, and I am him



I thought it was loser takes winner's name, not the other way around.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wIevk32Q8mQ

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008

duckin 4 cover lol. u don't get to see the good fight b*tch



the only way mighty mouse can stop keven from posting seriously and making at least one person legitimately angry is if he keeps beating his tiny opposition in increasingly pro-wrestling ways. also if the ufc wants to digitally draw a nappy, rattle, and bonnet onto the competitors for the end of round slowmo replays that may also help.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013




For some reason I just had the idea of Max Holloway vs Justin Gaethje and I felt the need to let others imagine this insanely sick fight that should happen someday.

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD


Marching Powder posted:

the only way mighty mouse can stop keven from posting seriously and making at least one person legitimately angry is if he keeps beating his tiny opposition in increasingly pro-wrestling ways. also if the ufc wants to digitally draw a nappy, rattle, and bonnet onto the competitors for the end of round slowmo replays that may also help.

He really needs to go to 135 where hes not in his little ghetto division with nobody to fight except, uh, rank seven, sorry three, contender Mark Realname

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016



Tezcatlipoca posted:

Why are you watching his fights? Why do you feel the need to kick every dead horse you come across?

Its a bit. Kevin is playing a very amusing character, and his takes shouldn't always be taken seriously.

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Clapping Larry

Rigel posted:

Kevin is playing a very amusing character

[Citation Needed]

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


Memento posted:

[Citation Needed]

Keven is probably the funniest poster on this web site currently

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

By looking far out into the 209 we are also looking far back into time, back toward the horizon of the universe, back toward the epoch of the Stockton Slap.


Work Friend Keven posted:

He really needs to go to 135 where hes not in his little ghetto division with nobody to fight except, uh, rank seven, sorry three, contender Mark Realname

If mm beats cody or tj will you drop your gimmick or double down

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD


idk man when Jon Jones beat every living fighter ever to have a name at 205 did you guys stop calling him whitey or did that keep happening I'm having a hard time remembering.

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chaleski
Apr 25, 2014



I never stopped calling him whitey

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