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Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


I don't think TJ is particularly powerful but Cruz has that tendency to land weird off balance punches that have nothing on them because his weight is shifting off to Mars, to the best of my recollection TJ is a much more traditional striker

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chaleski
Apr 25, 2014



Supposedly Jesse Taylor failed his drug test because of dick pills from a holistic doctor

It sounds like obvious bullshit but JT$ seems stupid enough to actually do that

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


tj's striking is a lot more diverse and effective than doms. if he headhunts cody like he did against dom tho he is gonna pay for it

mewse
May 2, 2006



chaleski posted:

Supposedly Jesse Taylor failed his drug test because of dick pills from a holistic doctor

It sounds like obvious bullshit but JT$ seems stupid enough to actually do that

Ok so you don't want to appeal, but you need to do something to rehabilitate your image with the fans. Tell everyone your dick doesn't work, that you are a limp dick guy who buys dick pills from shady doctors. Everyone will feel sympathy for you.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


there should be a usada clause restricting suspensions to 6 months for people with limited mental capacity like jesse taylor

mewse
May 2, 2006



I don't have limited mental capaci-haha I pissed my pants again

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD


USADA: hell when we sent a guy to your house to watch your dick pee the peepee was bad and now youíre in trouble
A fighter: wow I sure would be humiliated here if I said I use boner pills.

Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010


Why do people need supplements anyway when they can just get what they need from food? I make a delicious cialis pancake in the morning.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


god drat, the ufc is making some dumb rear end business decisions

*gets into month long argument on sherdog about whether its pronounced you sah dah or ooh sah dah*

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD


Folks letís have some real discussion: would actual viagra even trip a drug test. I donít think it would. It just messes with your blood pressure it doesnít do anything with test/ hormones or whatever.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


i have no idea, i dont need that crap at all. for having sex with girls. which i do and have done a lot

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD


I donít need it - but I do use it, because it gives me thicker, longer lasting boners that need less stimulation to maintain. Great for an epic sex sesh.

Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010


It would because its on the banned substances list. Its really only a performance enhancer in the bedroom though.

mewse
May 2, 2006



I have also definitely had sex before. Viagra and Sildenafil don't seem to be on the WADA prohibited list.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

I wonder if USADA ever gets tired of fighters dicking them around.

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


Work Friend Keven posted:

Folks letís have some real discussion: would actual viagra even trip a drug test. I donít think it would. It just messes with your blood pressure it doesnít do anything with test/ hormones or whatever.

i just checked the list and it's not banned but they have been funding studies where they give athletes hard dick pills, which is cool

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


it's weird that absolutely everybody could get their doctor to certify that they had medically hosed up nuts a couple of years ago but they can't get their rods serviced

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


these usada testers need to figure out a way to make sure that fighters cant actually get big ol boners without the pills.....wonder if there was some way they could do that?

Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010


Nierbo posted:

It would because its on the banned substances list. Its really only a performance enhancer in the bedroom though.

Ignore me. It aint on the banned list..... Interesting.

Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013


TJ also has the benefit of being able to watch five rounds of Cody beating the tar out of Cruz. And I guess the whole training together for a while thing. TJ will be better prepared but I'm fuckin excited for the fight either way

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

*~ayoo comin thru~*


All this talking about dicks has really got me thinking about something......



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Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010


Tito didn't need no dick pills.

mewse
May 2, 2006



Well, my boss thinks I'm gay again

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


then stop blowing him. haha just kidding

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?



Lipstick Apathy

Nierbo posted:



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Beeswax
Dec 29, 2005



Grimey Drawer

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Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

An ill wind blows no minds.





Lipstick Apathy

Triticum Guzzler posted:

there should be a usada clause restricting suspensions to 6 months for people with limited mental capacity like jesse taylor

I agree because if we had this then Palhares would still be in the UFC and fighting twice a year.


Nierbo posted:

Why do people need supplements anyway when they can just get what they need from food? I make a delicious cialis pancake in the morning.

I like steak and eggs. If I get flank steak I make carne USADA.

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014



Palhares shouldn't be allowed to blow out knees in the UFC, or anywhere

Opal
May 10, 2005

some by their splendor rival the colors of the painters, others the flame of burning sulphur or of fire quickened by oil.


Au contraire, he should be fighting everyone everywhere because he is instant entertainment whatever he does.

david carmichael
Oct 28, 2011


Tj is cool and fun to watch but hes a bang fighter so he is due for a life changing knockout loss

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD


People talk about TJ having finishing power but my memories of TJ are mostly him landing a million flush shots and headlocks to literally no effect so idk.

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich


Palhares shoukd be fighting but only somewhere absolutely reprehensible like rizin or bellator or Ramadan Kadyrov's private menagerie so we can pretend we don't condone a retarded man crippling people for our entertainment

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014



I don't like seeing people needlessly get career-altering injuries after a fight has already been stopped by a blatantly dirty fighter but whatever works for you

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

Fat Twitter Man posted:

Palhares shoukd be fighting but only somewhere absolutely reprehensible like rizin or bellator or Ramadan Kadyrov's private menagerie so we can pretend we don't condone a retarded man crippling people for our entertainment

Let him fight the insane dictatorís zoo animals, starting with a lion.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014




Pillbug

TJ Dillashaw has 5 KO/TKO Victories in 13 UFC Fights, or 38.4%.

Ronda Rousey had 3 KO/TKO Victories in 8 UFC fights, or 37.5%

So TJ Dillashaw has good enough striking to be on the cover of Ring magazine and beat Floyd Mayweather.

Grifter
Jul 24, 2003

I do this technique called a suplex. You probably haven't heard of it, it's pretty obscure.

Captain Log posted:

Let him fight the insane dictator’s zoo animals, starting with a lion.
hey man vitor has a name

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich


chaleski posted:

I don't like seeing people needlessly get career-altering injuries after a fight has already been stopped by a blatantly dirty fighter but whatever works for you

I don't like seeing homosexuals put in concentration camps either but if it happens in Chechnya it's fair game for people to watch pirate Russian streams and laugh with their irc buddies about it

Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

MURALI



TJ doesn't have huge power but we've seen him wear guys down to the point that the fight gets stopped which is all you need in the light divisions.

Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010


quote:

Michael Bisping is being sued for an alleged choking incident involving a civilian at a 24-Hour Fitness gym in California.
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The suit was filed by a certain Antonio Georgakopoulos, who claimed he was choked by Bisping when they ran into each other at a 24-Hour Fitness gym in Anaheim.
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According to the suit, Bisping went crazy on Antonio Georgakopoulos for "taking his weights" without asking during a workout.
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Antonio claims Bisping called him all sorts of names including a "little punk" and an "idiot" -- and then dropped the "you don't know who I am?" line.
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After the verbal tirade, Antonio claims Bisping grabbed him by the throat and began to squeeze -- cutting off oxygen. Antonio claims he was about to lose consciousness when another weight lifter intervened and broke it up.
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At that point, Bisping allegedly screamed out, "Let's take this outside."
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TMZís report adds that the Anaheim Police Department responded to the incident, and Bisping was arrested. As for Georgakopoulos, he is filing a lawsuit for assault, battery, and intentional infliction of emotional distress, among others.

Bisping trying to get awin by submission any way he can.

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Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll

Fat Twitter Man posted:

I don't like seeing homosexuals put in concentration camps either but if it happens in Chechnya it's fair game for people to watch pirate Russian streams and laugh with their irc buddies about it

Hahaha whattt?

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