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TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.


Triticum Guzzler posted:

[in the patented Jon Jones fake apology voice] I just want to apologise to my fans, that's not who I am. I have plenty of my own bongs but I got caught up in the moment, I'm sorry he wasn't good enough to stop me from stealing it.
rofl

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Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage



GSP is going to beat Bisping soundly, Iím feeling it now. I wasnít sure before GSPís hog pics, but really feeling it now.

Maybe heíll go full chub for Whittaker

Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010


Oh he'll go full chub, dont you worry.

NObodyNOWHERE
Apr 24, 2007

Now we are all sons of bitches.


Hell Gem

UFC 217: One-Eyed Monster vs. The One-Eyed Monster

kensei
Dec 27, 2007

He has come home, where he belongs. The Ancient Mariner returns to lead his first team to glory, forever and ever. Amen!



NObodyNOWHERE posted:

UFC 217: One-Eyed Monster vs. The One-Eyed Monster

Oh my god

Eat This Glob
Jan 14, 2008

God is dead. God remains dead. And we have killed him. Who will wipe this blood off us? What festivals of atonement, what sacred games shall we need to invent?



Lipstick Apathy

NObodyNOWHERE posted:

UFC 217: One-Eyed Monster vs. The One-Eyed Monster

lol

mewse
May 2, 2006



NObodyNOWHERE posted:

UFC 217: One-Eyed Monster vs. The One-Eyed Monster

Yep

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].



NObodyNOWHERE posted:

UFC 217: One-Eyed Monster vs. The One-Eyed Monster

Magnificent.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

He is I, and I am him


Triticum Guzzler posted:

[in the patented Jon Jones fake apology voice] I just want to apologise to my fans, that's not who I am. I have plenty of my own bongs but I got caught up in the moment, I'm sorry he wasn't good enough to stop me from stealing it.

[nasal DC lecturing voice] Jon Jones needs to understand that when he messes up, he hurts his fans, he hurts his legacy, and he hurts his family. I don't know if I want to fight him again.

Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010


If I were dc I wouldn't fight Jones again either.

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014



NObodyNOWHERE posted:

UFC 217: One-Eyed Monster vs. The One-Eyed Monster

Yeah

mewse
May 2, 2006



We need a full condensed timeline of how many times Jones/DC were scheduled to fight and it fell through

Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010


Make sure not to forget to add in the time DC threw a water bottle at jones. That counts as a 1st round DKO.

Bundt Cake
Aug 16, 2003
;(

Marching Powder posted:

bisping is a way better technical striker than anyone whittaker has made look stupid except maybe for uriah hall who has his own set of problems. i said it when the fight might happen but if they fought i see it going to a close split decision.

i like whittaker in the fight because they both basically use hands 80%+(made up number) of the time, and whittakers showed a lot more diverse and sophisticated stuff IMO

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Nap Ghost

Bisping is going to embarrass GSP. It is not going to be close. It might be Yair Rodriguez/BJ Penn bad.

2 fat 4 my lambo
Oct 9, 2003

WEED POOP

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Jon Jones trains for his toughest challenge yet, the "you stole my bong bro" guy on the nation's toughest driveway

i'm not roidin away, bitch. lost my phallus, niggy

Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010


WOMEN'S STRAWWEIGHT TITLE FIGHT
-530 Jedrzejczyk vs Namajunas +415

Couple of bucks on Rose if you think she'll get the upset isn't a bad investment.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


Say Goodnight

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

Watching MMA has taught me that apparently most men walk around with half a boner.

Iíve apparently done my gender wrong, all these years.

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

*~ayoo comin thru~*


That's GSP's problem. He's using half measures, when he should be going all the way.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009
Probation
Can't post for 3 days!


CRISPYBABY posted:

That's GSP's problem. He's using half measures, when he should be going all the way.

He always gets up for fight night.

mewse
May 2, 2006



Where is November thread

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006





Uncle Dana just poo poo all over his new least favorite nephew
https://www.mmamania.com/2017/11/1/...rol-himself-mma

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich


JaySB posted:

Uncle Dana just poo poo all over his new least favorite nephew
https://www.mmamania.com/2017/11/1/...rol-himself-mma

he's right and there's nothing newsworthy about this unless we want to play armchair psychologist.

Ditch
Jul 29, 2003

Backdrop Hunger

Embedded 3: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=KC6tnRIxdhk

note: hogg-free zone

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


Fat Twitter Man posted:

he's right and there's nothing newsworthy about this unless we want to play armchair psychologist.

sounds like theyre about to announce an 8 year ban or something

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

Fat Twitter Man posted:

he's right and there's nothing newsworthy about this unless we want to play armchair psychologist.

This forum enjoys that.


I.N.R.I posted:

sounds like theyre about to announce an 8 year ban or something

If they are viewing his case as unique, is there any precedent for him getting Wanderlei Silva'd into oblivion? (Banned for life)

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


well, usada have given lifetime bans. lance armstrong is the most famous case, there were politics involved in that though. they probably wont do that to jon jones but id be surprised if he got anything less than 4 years. theyve given 8 years out a few times to repeat offenders in olympic sports

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich


If we're speculating I think Jones couldn't keep the partying in check because he'd internalized his good Christian boy bullshit to the degree he didn't really see himself as a fun loving party animal.

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


Captain Log posted:

This forum enjoys that.


If they are viewing his case as unique, is there any precedent for him getting Wanderlei Silva'd into oblivion? (Banned for life)

https://www.usada.org/testing/results/sanctions/ heres a running list of all the sanctions usada give

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

Personally, I think he should just embrace the heel thing but loving Christ does he have an impulse control problem. Or he is surrounded by the stupidest people in North America.

: Looks at Mal...Malki...whatever the gently caress his manager is named :

mewse
May 2, 2006



I.N.R.I posted:

https://www.usada.org/testing/results/sanctions/ heres a running list of all the sanctions usada give

Very interesting the top result is an all clear for clen because of tainted Mexican meat

Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013


https://instagram.com/p/Ba9k6utg32f/
I'd watch masvidal fight Bisping why not at this point

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006





Oooooooo he said the F word

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD


Congrats to Jon Jones on the upcoming reversal of his suspension & never partying ever again.

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005

"First lesson. Stick 'em with the pointy end."



https://twitter.com/SevereMMA/status/925837235664113665

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
ASK ME ABOUT MY SELF-PUBLISHED WARHAMMER FANFICTION AND MY KNIFE COLLECTION


Rigel posted:

Honestly though, with his long history with the UFC, he probably deserves a couple paydays before he has to face the monsters of MW again.

He's had ten years of being a thoroughly mediocre, extremely well paid fighter.

Bundt Cake posted:

robert whittaker looks like he will beat up mike bisping

At this point, there's very few people at Middleweight I'd actually favour over Whittaker. He's loving quick and has excellent finishing instincts. He can also close distance really fast.

Marching Powder posted:

bisping's meteoric rise began with usada testing. either that or anderson got old, rockhold's standup is so simplistic it could be exploited by david branch, and hendo got even older while bisping stayed exactly the same. whichever.

It's the second thing. As evidenced by Bisping managing to almost lose to Henderson the exact same way he did the first time. Twice. Except that Hendo hits a bit less hard in his late 40s than he did in his mid 30s

Noctone posted:

Sometimes I feel like this thread has a weird penchant for ardently arguing why [guy who is a champion] is Actually Not All That Good and Would Totally Get Owned by [guy who is not a champion]

There was a time when Tim Sylvia champion and Junior Dos Santos was not. Yet, I doubt there was ever a time when Sylvia could have reliably beat Junior Dos Santos

Marching Powder posted:

bisping is a way better technical striker than anyone whittaker has made look stupid except maybe for uriah hall who has his own set of problems. i said it when the fight might happen but if they fought i see it going to a close split decision.

Bisping is a technical striker in the sense that he knows what a jab is.

mewse
May 2, 2006




Fuuuucksake even Joanna hitting pads is terrifying

e: LOL we are supposed to believe GSP comes home after a hard day of training and climbs in the hot tub by himself?

mewse fucked around with this message at Nov 1, 2017 around 22:49

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless


Snowman_McK posted:

He's had ten years of being a thoroughly mediocre, extremely well paid fighter.


At this point, there's very few people at Middleweight I'd actually favour over Whittaker. He's loving quick and has excellent finishing instincts. He can also close distance really fast.


It's the second thing. As evidenced by Bisping managing to almost lose to Henderson the exact same way he did the first time. Twice. Except that Hendo hits a bit less hard in his late 40s than he did in his mid 30s


There was a time when Tim Sylvia champion and Junior Dos Santos was not. Yet, I doubt there was ever a time when Sylvia could have reliably beat Junior Dos Santos


Bisping is a technical striker in the sense that he knows what a jab is.

:iamafag:

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Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013


GSP is gonna get the poo poo beat out of him.

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