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spb
Nov 11, 2013



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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

Right now Bovada is taking action on Conor being a character in GTA VI.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


Conor owns

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014



Did someone just put Conor's head on some GTA splash art because that's exactly what it looks like

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


conor drew that on ms paint, bitch

reeg
Jul 5, 2002

Here's the thing though, about cancer; I don't have it.

CommonShore posted:

Mein-E.Silva.

this is the battle of the broken dreams. which prospect is less completely ruined? tune in saturday!!

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD


Conor: dance for me boy
Tony: I am Goku. I am Naruto. I am every dream (looks directly into camera like hey check out this poo poo I'm saying). I will defeat you with bazookas, with rockets, with anti tank weapons, weapons I created. (Looks down the barrel again). Your chances are less than zero percent. (Does like a razor Ramone toothpick move despite not having a toothpick)

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


Work Friend Keven posted:

Conor: dance for me boy
Tony: I am Goku. I am Naruto. I am every dream (looks directly into camera like hey check out this poo poo I'm saying). I will defeat you with bazookas, with rockets, with anti tank weapons, weapons I created. (Looks down the barrel again). Your chances are less than zero percent. (Does like a razor Ramone toothpick move despite not having a toothpick)

lol cant fuckin wait

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich


CommonShore posted:

Winnipeg also getting Aldo-Lamas II, Perry-Ponz, and Mein-E.Silva.

the second two are both Extremely Sick matchups but I'm not excited for Aldo/Lamas. The guy who ruthlessly capitalizes on every mistake is not going to get an exciting fight out of the guy who never makes mistakes and fights exactly as hard as his opponent makes him.

reeg posted:

this is the battle of the broken dreams. which prospect is less completely ruined? tune in saturday!!

it just makes so much depressing sense

i can still taste him
Feb 16, 2003


Buglord

CommonShore posted:

Winnipeg also getting Aldo-Lamas II, Perry-Ponz, and Mein-E.Silva.

I'm going to go to this, as an apology for having to witness 161.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

He is I, and I am him


JT$ seems to have rolled over on the clomiphene bust for 1 year suspension instead of further protesting his innocence.

freud mayweather
Jan 29, 2009



Disgusting Coward posted:

Counterpoint: Bisping had to cheat to beat Rivera in a fistfight, and I'm fairly sure I saw GSP throw a jab once, so it's dans le sac mes amis.
to be fair bisping didn't have to cheat to beat rivera. he did it to defend his wife's honor and because it was very cool.

chaleski
Apr 25, 2014



Bisping fouls people, spits on cornermen, and calls people fags, but it's just some cheeky bantz m8

Byolante
Mar 23, 2008



chaleski posted:

Bisping fouls people, spits on cornermen, and calls people fags, but it's just some cheeky bantz m8

Being a professional brain trauma inducer is ok but saying a bad word isn't. Professional fighters are not role models and should not be expected to behave like them.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

Byolante posted:

Being a professional brain trauma inducer is ok but saying a bad word isn't. Professional fighters are not role models and should not be expected to behave like them.

While I agree, Bisping has done some extremely despicable stuff. Not criminal or creepy, but just downright awful. Most of it centered around his Rivera fight, so I wonder if something was going on with him then.

I don't mind him these days. He is well suited for the commentators desk. I know I'm always on about him, but I wish they would let Chael back on Fox (American TV network) because him with Bisping and Cruz was hysterical.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013




chaleski posted:

Bisping fouls people, spits on cornermen, and calls people fags, but it's just some cheeky bantz m8

If you say it in Spanish it's a spicy little meme

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

*~ayoo comin thru~*


Captain Log posted:

While I agree, Bisping has done some extremely despicable stuff. Not criminal or creepy, but just downright awful. Most of it centered around his Rivera fight, so I wonder if something was going on with him then.

I don't mind him these days. He is well suited for the commentators desk. I know I'm always on about him, but I wish they would let Chael back on Fox (American TV network) because him with Bisping and Cruz was hysterical.

Bisping is always a kinda quaint and entertaining poo poo talker up until the point where someone talks back to him and then he turns into a huge embarrassing baby.

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003



Iím like 90% sure Bisping killed the post fight interviews after the Rockhold which was an amazing display of talking poo poo, drinking, then calling him a fag when he thought it was over and the cameras were off. I donít remember that format surviving past that one.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013




Yep that's how it happened.

He immediately realised he shouldn't have said it after he did too.
He's also said it in the public sphere since then, on his podcast maybe.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


https://www.instagram.com/p/BaN73KpDmHZ/

haha

mewse
May 2, 2006




Some UFC shadow dept is producing these for fighters to post at each other

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


whyd they give him such a blurry pic to post?

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003




haha cool

This is conor's next tattoo

Kilometers Davis
Jul 9, 2007

They begin again


Byolante posted:

Being a professional brain trauma inducer is ok but saying a bad word isn't. Professional fighters are not role models and should not be expected to behave like them.

Thatís an odd way to excuse something that plenty of fighters have no issue with. The ďnot a role modelĒ approach is another way of taking the IM POLITICALLY INCORRECT stance. Just, like, donít be lovely dudes. Itís not hard and assuming everyone in the fight game canít help but be dicks yelling slurs is a waste of a good platform that could reach the folks who think that garbage is okay and normal.

words

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD


They are lovely dudes through, but we respect them anyways because strength is beauty.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



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Wait you're telling me that cage fighters might be dumb jocks?

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003



Byolante posted:

Being a professional brain trauma inducer is ok but saying a bad word isn't. Professional fighters are not role models and should not be expected to behave like them.

Professional brain trauma inducer? I bet you felt proud when you decided to say that instead of something not retarded.

I would let jon jones drive the kids I don't have to school. He could also help them find the good drugs as well.

spb
Nov 11, 2013



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DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

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Bundt Cake posted:

^^^dad mark coleman was still pretty good


With short arms

GSP is listed at 4 inches shorter than Liddell with the same reach

Disgusting Coward
Feb 17, 2014


Yo for the record I don't care that Bisping says fag and spits on people I just think he's got prior form for losing to old guys who know how to throw A Punch. Lost to Hendo twice, lost to Wanderlei, had to cheat against Rivera and Belcher. GSP is now an Old Guy who knows how to throw A Punch and also a masterful cheater in his own right so Bisping is gonna be scrapin' his bloomin' eyeballs offa the ol' pavement before the end of the bout cor blimey love a duck God save the Queen what what.

woozy pawsies
Nov 26, 2007


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Disgusting Coward posted:

Yo for the record I don't care that Bisping says fag and spits on people I just think he's got prior form for losing to old guys who know how to throw A Punch. Lost to Hendo twice, lost to Wanderlei, had to cheat against Rivera and Belcher. GSP is now an Old Guy who knows how to throw A Punch and also a masterful cheater in his own right so Bisping is gonna be scrapin' his bloomin' eyeballs offa the ol' pavement before the end of the bout cor blimey love a duck God save the Queen what what.

Duly noted.

Fozzy The Bear
Sep 27, 2009


Disgusting Coward posted:

Yo for the record I don't care that Bisping says fag and spits on people I just think he's got prior form for losing to old guys who know how to throw A Punch. Lost to Hendo twice, lost to Wanderlei, had to cheat against Rivera and Belcher. GSP is now an Old Guy who knows how to throw A Punch and also a masterful cheater in his own right so Bisping is gonna be scrapin' his bloomin' eyeballs offa the ol' pavement before the end of the bout cor blimey love a duck God save the Queen what what.

Too long, didn't read

MysteryNad
Dec 5, 2003

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I can lock up my guard
It's the only way to fight
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DeimosRising
Oct 17, 2005

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Yeah like height in the NBA the numbers are obviously part hype, that's why I said "listed at". He's always looked like a gangly armed weirdo to me though, which helps a lot with his particular style of jabs and doubles from maximum distance.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


Disgusting Coward posted:

Yo for the record I don't care that Bisping says fag and spits on people I just think he's got prior form for losing to old guys who know how to throw A Punch. Lost to Hendo twice, lost to Wanderlei, had to cheat against Rivera and Belcher. GSP is now an Old Guy who knows how to throw A Punch and also a masterful cheater in his own right so Bisping is gonna be scrapin' his bloomin' eyeballs offa the ol' pavement before the end of the bout cor blimey love a duck God save the Queen what what.

he's improved a lot over the course of his career and is a smart fighter

YOLOsubmarine
Oct 19, 2004

When asked which Pokemon he evolved into, Kamara pauses.

"Motherfucking, what's that big dragon shit? That orange motherfucker. Charizard."


Bisping is going to beat GSP up, and maybe finish him.

Le Saboteur
Dec 5, 2007

pink wasn't even a thing why is t#RXT REVOLUTION~!
and i'm so fucking excited for #SCOOPS#SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS #SCOOPS#SCOOPS

he knows..


GSP and Bisping just faced off at centre ice before a game between the Maple Leafs and Canadiens so it seems the UFC is really promoting this hard in Canada.

CHaKKaWaKka
Aug 6, 2001

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freud mayweather posted:

to be fair bisping didn't have to cheat to beat rivera. he did it to defend his wife's honor and because it was very cool.

He was losing until he cheated, so you're probably wrong.

Byolante posted:

Being a professional brain trauma inducer is ok but saying a bad word isn't. Professional fighters are not role models and should not be expected to behave like them.

This defence is fundamentally stupid (yes, there are standards for people even if they hit people for a living) but it doesn't even apply to Bisping, who has possibly the thinnest skin of any UFC fighter.

Skip My Posts posted:

he's improved a lot over the course of his career and is a smart fighter

His career has been 720 years of mediocrity and included getting decisively outboxed by Matt Hamill, so it wouldn't be hard to improve.

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