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chaleski
Apr 25, 2014


Vitor is gonna blitz Uriah for two and a half minutes until he gasses like clockwork, then Uriah is gonna murder him with some spinning poo poo

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El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006
The Texican

1 Round Killer Vitor is no more.

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



The last person vitor blitzed was... weidman? Now he just moves around a bit before dying.

Bundt Cake
Aug 16, 2003
;(

i hope uriah wins. hes cool to watch

Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010


He fought and defeated anthony johnson who didnt even come close to making weight. That was pretty boss.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?


Nierbo posted:

He fought and defeated anthony johnson who didnt even come close to making weight. That was pretty boss.

My favorite part of that was the Embedded FIGHT WEEK VLOG WEEK where Dana White met with Vitor to tell him Johnson was gonna blow weight and Vitor could choose to continue his own hard weight cut for 20% of Rumble's purse or he could stop cutting now and agree to a catchweight. And Vitor pondered in silence for a good 15 seconds while chomping on a bag of ice with the same vigerous, vacant-eyed determination as my 6-month-old Aussie Shepherd with a bone.

Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010


I think dana even said "can I have some of that"

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2mcjR3TsK4s#t=122s

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

I don't promote fights, I pick fights. I'm better than Jon Jones. I'm better than Sean Combs. I am even better than John Holmes.



Fun Shoe

It's depressing enough to explain to another human why you are checking a GDT during an event.

The day I go to a fake buffalo wing restaurant, set up a tablet, and sit for four hours will be the day right after I jump off a cliff. I haven't drank in four years, so I'm not really anything but a chore for anyone at a sports bar, money-wise.

Also this card has the Inverse Card Value Property active. When the ICVP activates, all the extremely lovely sounding fights and fighters make the card the best of the year.

Trust me, I've made a chart.

Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010


Keep us posted.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

I don't promote fights, I pick fights. I'm better than Jon Jones. I'm better than Sean Combs. I am even better than John Holmes.



Fun Shoe

Nierbo posted:

Keep us posted.

Your personal updates will be sent via fax, once an hour.

Question - I'm new to the pacific time zone - does fight pass do a regional delay of any sort or should I set a Saturday alarm?

Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013

I got so much love I don't know where to put it

It would have taken longer to make that post than it would have to set the alarm.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

I don't promote fights, I pick fights. I'm better than Jon Jones. I'm better than Sean Combs. I am even better than John Holmes.



Fun Shoe

Gay Horney posted:

It would have taken longer to make that post than it would have to set the alarm.

You're a doll.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014



Got my tickets for UFC Winnipeg!

(checks MMA news)

First fight scratched!

Nog with a USADA violation.

threeagainstfour
Jun 27, 2005

"First lesson. Stick 'em with the pointy end."


That card low key became one of the best maincards in awhile out of nowhere.

RDA vs Lawler is ridiculous, but you also get Aldo vs Llamas and Mike Perry vs Ponzinibbio on the same night.

canoshiz
Nov 6, 2005

THANK GOD FOR THE SMOKE MACHINE!

Little Nog pissed hot for diuretics apparently

http://www.ufc.com/news/USADA-state...ogerio-Nogueira

vaginal facsimile
Nov 11, 2013



threeagainstfour posted:

That card low key became one of the best maincards in awhile out of nowhere.

RDA vs Lawler is ridiculous, but you also get Aldo vs Llamas and Mike Perry vs Ponzinibbio on the same night.

Cant wait to watch "Lex Luthor" vs "Cuban Missile Crisis"

CRISPYBABY
Dec 15, 2007

*~ayoo comin thru~*


Told you prairie cards were cursed.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?


CRISPYBABY posted:

Told you prairie cards were cursed.

You keep saying that but I only see a blessing in not having to watch lil nog fight in 2017 tbh

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006
The Texican

canoshiz posted:

Little Nog pissed hot for diuretics apparently

http://www.ufc.com/news/USADA-state...ogerio-Nogueira

Dude probably needs Turinabol just to get out of bed in the morning.

Mr. Nice!
Oct 13, 2005



Nog is 41. I think it's almost time to hang em up.

red19fire
May 26, 2010


My reaction was more 'Wait, they can test you while you're retired?'

I thought he had retired by now. Remember that he had to have a cortisone shot into his spine backstage so he could walk to the ring for this fight:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKjuoTxNtWc

Lone Goat
Apr 16, 2003

When life gives you lemons, suplex those lemons.

red19fire posted:

My reaction was more 'Wait, they can test you while you're retired?'

I thought he had retired by now. Remember that he had to have a cortisone shot into his spine backstage so he could walk to the ring for this fight:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKjuoTxNtWc

Wrong Nog

Memento
Aug 25, 2009




One time, red19fire thought my son Ronaldo was my son Rolando. Can you believe that?

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005



red19fire posted:

My reaction was more 'Wait, they can test you while you're retired?'

I thought he had retired by now. Remember that he had to have a cortisone shot into his spine backstage so he could walk to the ring for this fight:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EKjuoTxNtWc

lol

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


red19fire posted:

My reaction was more 'Wait, they can test you while you're retired?'

I thought he had retired by now. Remember that he had to have a cortisone shot into his spine backstage so he could walk to the ring for this fight:


they test you for a while after you retire, cos otherwise you could just announce a retirement every time you wanted to do a block of training

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016



If I was retiring and really for sure intended to retire, I would publicly announce "look guys, I am done. I'm never fighting again. USADA is going to test me in case I hypothetically un-retire which I understand, so I'm telling the world right now, I plan to take TRT, maybe some steroids and whatever else my doctor tells me to take. I promise you I competed clean, but I am going to fail the poo poo out of my next test, so I'll just make it easy on USADA and let them know the date of my next doctor's appointment, so they can just show up and watch me get injected with this stuff, I'll accept the 2 year suspension because I'm not coming back anyway, and we can just dispense with the stupid tests."

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'm Keven and I wouldn't do that. It'll KILL jobs.


...and I sure wouldn't do that.


Medium Nog tested positive for Justrightiol

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kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

He is I, and I am him


Mr. Nice! posted:

Nog is 41. I think it's almost time to hang em up.

If I worked at USADA, I would have found a way to spike his samples to keep him from fighting again

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