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Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

Novum posted:

Hahaha whattt?

Concentration camps are a thing, some countries hide them worse.

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Memento
Aug 25, 2009




Clapping Larry

Nierbo posted:

Bisping trying to get awin by submission any way he can.

Oh that stupid motherfucker.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005


Nierbo posted:

Bisping trying to get awin by submission any way he can.

why did you leave out the part that said he was not actually arrested and the victim has been having nightmares

TheRationalRedditor
Jul 17, 2000

WHO ABUSED HIM. WHO ABUSED THE BOY.


Nierbo posted:

Bisping trying to get awin by submission any way he can.
Bisping is a noted heel and yet none of the claims of a "Antonio Georgakopoulos" who would ever pick a fight in a gym is remotely believable lol

vainman
Nov 2, 2012

I find your lack of faith... disturbing

Cody's going to win and donate his purse to leukemia research

Cyber Dog
Feb 22, 2008



im pretty sure no trained fighter ever would go for the "grab you by the throat with my hands and squeeze" move, because it doesn't work

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

There are no men like me. There's only me.

I'm pretty sure a TUF coach grabbed another coach exactly like that in a recent season.

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017


Wanderlei did it to Bisping

Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010


Cyber Dog posted:

im pretty sure no trained fighter ever would go for the "grab you by the throat with my hands and squeeze" move, because it doesn't work

Thats how you catch a snake homie.

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


TheKingslayer posted:

I'm pretty sure a TUF coach grabbed another coach exactly like that in a recent season.

Cody did it to TJ

spb
Nov 11, 2013


vainman posted:

Cody's going to win and donate his purse to leukemia research

He's going to donate his cum filled balls to Cruz.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013




how do the judges score a sixty nine? do they give priority to the one on top?

Cyber Dog
Feb 22, 2008



oh. i'm wrong!!

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.

In a little early but I submit: UFC Nov: A Hard Dick Pill To Swallow

Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010


Is TUF tonight?

e: ohhh, its not on cos of the world series

Nierbo fucked around with this message at Oct 25, 2017 around 15:40

TheKingslayer
Sep 3, 2008

There are no men like me. There's only me.

LobsterMobster posted:

Cody did it to TJ

I predict their fight, Cody KO (Chokeslam)

FishBowlRobot
Mar 21, 2006


If Cody wins maybe Team Alpha Male will finally stop bitching about TJ/Duane.

Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010


Unlikely that will ever happen.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

Nierbo posted:

Is TUF tonight?

e: ohhh, its not on cos of the world series

The World Series is excellent if you have puzzles to work on.

I already finished two.

Looten Plunder
Jul 11, 2006


Grimey Drawer

Both Donald Cerrone and the Dean of Mean appear in all 6 episodes of this cool looking show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMUiRYoc76A

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"


Fun Shoe

Looten Plunder posted:

Both Donald Cerrone and the Dean of Mean appear in all 6 episodes of this cool looking show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMUiRYoc76A

That actually looks ducking awesome. I hope Jardine and Cerrone get to do more than sneer.

Cerrone also wouldn’t need a costume or makeup. That helps.

Edit : Guys! Guys! Bisping was at the World Series and not jail! Hooray!

Captain Log fucked around with this message at Oct 26, 2017 around 06:04

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010
ASK ME ABOUT MY SELF-PUBLISHED WARHAMMER FANFICTION AND MY KNIFE COLLECTION


old.flv posted:

Wanderlei did it to Bisping

That was Jardine. And Rogan called it a surprise sex choke. He then sheepishly apologised for calling it a surprise sex choke.

BlindSite
Feb 8, 2009



Kinda suspicious the cops took a report and heard from witnesses and then just went home.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

Rap terrorist, terrorise, tear it up
Brought gas and the matches to flare it up
Militant Michael might go psycho
On any ally or rival
Born Black, that's dead on arrival
My job is to fight for survival
In spite of these #AllLivesMatter-ass white folk


Looten Plunder posted:

Both Donald Cerrone and the Dean of Mean appear in all 6 episodes of this cool looking show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMUiRYoc76A

more interested in Sam Waterston

JaySB
Nov 16, 2006





BJJ Scout did a Maia/Covington video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_fq-2nRkp8

Is there something I'm missing or should Maia win this fight pretty easily?

Gay Horney
Feb 9, 2013


I miss wandy

Mr. Carlisle
Jul 14, 2007



Looten Plunder posted:

Both Donald Cerrone and the Dean of Mean appear in all 6 episodes of this cool looking show.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mMUiRYoc76A

Didn't know this existed until now so thanks for posting it. Looking forward to November 22nd - been looking for a good western show since Deadwood. Westworld is good, but it's half sci-fi.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!

Pillbug

http://se.ufc.com/event/UFC-217?f1=...-henrique-costa

Bigg Rigg couldn't even be bothered to not look Bigg for his UFC promo pic.

mewse
May 2, 2006



evobatman posted:

Bigg Rigg couldn't even be bothered to not look Bigg for his UFC promo pic.

Yeah, uh, well, I'd like to see you.. uh. cut a bunch of weight, and then have to have your picture taken. I challenge all of you to do this, so you understand how Johny Hendricks feels.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014




Pillbug

Hendricks is not getting a tune-up fight. Oof.

spb
Nov 11, 2013


JaySB posted:

BJJ Scout did a Maia/Covington video
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V_fq-2nRkp8

Is there something I'm missing or should Maia win this fight pretty easily?

Yeah accept Maia is 40 years old.

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014




Pillbug

The promo shots and staredowns of JJ (glamour glamour) and Rose (psychopathic staredowns) are starting to give me a Rocky III feeling about this match. Rose's kryptonite is people who will wrestle her, and JJ isn't going to do that. That means we're looking at an aggressive kickboxing match with Rose threatening submissions here and there.

Rose by TKO or submission might be a live underdog bet. If available, Rose TKO (cuts) might have particularly good value as a long shot bet, and it's worth a fiver.

evobatman
Jul 30, 2006

it means nothing, but says everything!

Pillbug

mewse posted:

Yeah, uh, well, I'd like to see you.. uh. cut a bunch of weight, and then have to have your picture taken. I challenge all of you to do this, so you understand how Johny Hendricks feels.

I understand how he feels, because I just ate and I'm feeling pretty full.

Decades
Apr 12, 2007

1969 in the sunshine


College Slice

Duffy vs Vick is a rad fight

Wise Learned Man
Apr 22, 2008

An ill wind blows no minds.





Lipstick Apathy

CommonShore posted:

Rose's kryptonite is people who will wrestle her

Karolina didn't wrestle Rose.

2 fat 4 my lambo
Oct 9, 2003

WEED POOP

CommonShore posted:

The promo shots and staredowns of JJ (glamour glamour) and Rose (psychopathic staredowns) are starting to give me a Rocky III feeling about this match. Rose's kryptonite is people who will wrestle her, and JJ isn't going to do that. That means we're looking at an aggressive kickboxing match with Rose threatening submissions here and there.

Rose by TKO or submission might be a live underdog bet. If available, Rose TKO (cuts) might have particularly good value as a long shot bet, and it's worth a fiver.

do it

Nierbo
Dec 4, 2010


Hendricks is close to being the next Rashad.

Southpaugh
May 26, 2007

Smokey Bacon



JJ is gonna cut rose into dog meat. I like rose, but shes got nothing for JJ.

Bluedeanie
Jul 20, 2008

It's no longer a blue world, Max. Where could we go?



Rose absolutely can submit Joanna imo but she has very little realistic chance of getting it in that position so I would not bet any money on her, if I were a betting man

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CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014




Pillbug

Wise Learned Man posted:

Karolina didn't wrestle Rose.

And it went to split decision - not a blowout.

(I haven't watched the fight)


I don't have an account with any betting entity, and I don't intend to start one. If I could walk into somewhere and place a cash bet I would have already.

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