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I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


whats not to like about luke rockhold? his fights are nice and he can probably fight for the title again in the future. he came back from being utterly annihilated body + soul by bisping so hes probably got a strong character in there somewhere too. +handsome

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Ratios and Tendency
Apr 23, 2010

MURALI


He's a whiny dick.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013

No need to apologise when I am right, like usual.



Triticum Guzzler posted:

luke rockhold is really good at fighting, so i guess i give a gently caress?

Please don't break canon by saying you like fights in the UFC thread

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage



Luke Rockhold is awkward high school nerd who is now a cocky jock but still awkward when trying to be cocky jock man

CommonShore
Jun 6, 2014



Auron posted:

Luke Rockhold is awkward high school nerd who is now a cocky jock but still awkward when trying to be cocky jock man

I'd say that he seems more like a dweeb who became a jock and now models his behaviour after the jocks that he saw in 80s party movies.

Digital Jedi
May 28, 2007

Wow....that feels good



Fallen Rib

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/st...948469449146372

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002


^^^ lot of guys who seem to have been displaced from their natural habitat of their high school locker, write your senator and ask them to take climate change seriously

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016



https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/st...713720180977665

Triticum Guzzler
Jun 16, 2002



he might have it written into his contract, but let's be real, he's not getting them

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'm Keven and I wouldn't do that. It'll KILL jobs.


...and I sure wouldn't do that.


Luke Rock Hold sucks for the following reasons: has the name of a college QB who never makes it in the NFL.

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'm Keven and I wouldn't do that. It'll KILL jobs.


...and I sure wouldn't do that.


Congrats to Mighty Mouse on finally getting ppv points, something you only actually get when your card passes a threshold of buys that Mighty Mouse never has.

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003
you will remember my name (it's Otis)

Ratios and Tendency posted:

He's a whiny dick.

Sure but his fights are always good and he's ended almost every fight he's won

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


Work Friend Keven posted:

Luke Rock Hold sucks for the following reasons: has the name of a college QB who never makes it in the NFL.

i like his name: rockhold , meaning man who holds rocks. standing around holding a handful of rocks and pebbles all day was probably a really prestigious trade to work in back in medieval times so you know hes descended from good stock

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005



Auron posted:

Luke Rockhold is awkward high school nerd who is now a cocky jock but still awkward when trying to be cocky jock man

lol you havin flash backs?

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003
you will remember my name (it's Otis)

Skip My Posts posted:

lol you havin flash backs?

lol he shouldn't have said that

Gonna get dunked on dude

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'm Keven and I wouldn't do that. It'll KILL jobs.


...and I sure wouldn't do that.


Nerds are actually cool now so even if I had been a nerd - which I wasn't, I was a well known member of the jock community - it would actually be good to be one.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.


Triticum Guzzler posted:

he might have it written into his contract, but let's be real, he's not getting them

lol don't points kick in AFTER 200k buys?

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003
you will remember my name (it's Otis)

Work Friend Keven posted:

Nerds are actually cool now so even if I had been a nerd - which I wasn't, I was a well known member of the jock community - it would actually be good to be one.

I'm not saying I wasn't cool before, because I was, and am, but I am now a cool nerd. As well as a jock. Which I have always been, and will continue being. A cool dude, I am

Like Luke Rockhold

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

By looking far out into the 209 we are also looking far back into time, back toward the horizon of the universe, back toward the epoch of the Stockton Slap.


one of luke rockholds most prized possessions is his award winning bong he made in high school ceramics class

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013




I liked the embedded where Rockhold showed off the bong he made in ceramics class as a teenager.

Efb lol

I am Otis
Sep 22, 2003
you will remember my name (it's Otis)

I'd imagine he holds it close to his other accomplishments, such as his chiseled physique and intimidating confidence. Not to mention he could beat your dad up

edit: and his massive fighting skill. forgot to mention that he's very good at fighting people

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'm Keven and I wouldn't do that. It'll KILL jobs.


...and I sure wouldn't do that.


I mean, he's not that good. He's worse than mike "the count" bisping, for instance.

1st AD
Dec 3, 2004

Brazilian Jiu-Jitsu: sometimes passing just isn't an option.


Work Friend Keven posted:

I mean, he's not that good. He's worse than mike "the count" bisping, for instance.

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016



It's possible that dana tossed dj some pathetic version of ppv points to soothe his pride. Like, "ok champ, we'll give you 2 cents per buy after 100k buys, deal?"

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005



Work Friend Keven posted:

I mean, he's not that good. He's worse than mike "the count" bisping, for instance.

they beat each other once, so they are the same good mathematically

LobsterMobster
Oct 29, 2009

"I was being quiet and trying to be a good boy but he dialed the right combination to open the throw-down vault and it was on."

"Walter Foxx is ten times brighter than your bulb at the bottom of the tree merry xmas"


Skip My Posts posted:

they beat each other once, so they are the same good mathematically

Bisping won quicker and more recently, so he's actually better

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005



LobsterMobster posted:

Bisping won quicker and more recently, so he's actually better

i cant argue with the stats

Bundt Cake
Aug 16, 2003
;(

neither one beat the highest form of vitor so deep down i think both are b-grade champs

mewse
May 2, 2006



Rigel posted:

It's possible that dana tossed dj some pathetic version of ppv points to soothe his pride. Like, "ok champ, we'll give you 2 cents per buy after 100k buys, deal?"

This theory hinges on the champ who streams videogames having self pride

I.N.R.I
May 26, 2011


mewse posted:

This theory hinges on the champ who streams videogames having self pride

im sure he does other stuff besides streaming videogames probably.

woozy pawsies
Nov 26, 2007


I liked the episode of Million dollar match maker with Luke Rockhold because he wasn't supposed to have sex on the first date but then he had sex on the first date.

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013

No need to apologise when I am right, like usual.



Work Friend Keven posted:

I mean, he's not that good. He's worse than mike "the count" bisping, for instance.

Every fighter on earth is worse than Count "Mike" The Bisping, to be fair.

El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006
The Texican

(Sees Undisputed UFC champion and possible GOAT streaming video games)

"What a geek! Get some self pride you manlet!"

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'm Keven and I wouldn't do that. It'll KILL jobs.


...and I sure wouldn't do that.


(Sees famed coward and midget from freak show division streaming video games) (actually doesn't see it because he's not popular enough to be featured) (continues watching great streaming content from true pros and entertainers)

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005



Work Friend Keven posted:

(Sees famed coward and midget from freak show division streaming video games) (actually doesn't see it because he's not popular enough to be featured) (continues watching great streaming content from true pros and entertainers)

lol

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005



video games ftw

mewse
May 2, 2006



Tall handsome fighter, full of self pride: I think I'll run for government, perhaps commit real estate fraud

Small man, ugly face: I'm going to stream video games

Rigel
Nov 11, 2016



https://twitter.com/CatZingano/stat...022985487654912

Trast
Oct 20, 2010

Three games, thousands of playthroughs. 90% of the players don't know I exist. Still a redhead saving the galaxy with a [Right Hook].



Jon Jones should take up video game streaming. He's going to have a lot of time on his hands soon.

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Rigel
Nov 11, 2016



I'm glad UFC 216 is not in California.

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/st...037734233399296

edit: lol

https://twitter.com/arielhelwani/st...038809493454848

Rigel fucked around with this message at Oct 5, 2017 around 20:35

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