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Irony, guys. Irony. I-RO-NY!
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# ? Oct 8, 2017 22:06 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:LIsten up, country music star Jean Valjean, you maniacal little motherfucker, you have a moral loving responsibility to sing the alphabet to the brave men and women who gave 1 minute of their time to watch a giant dumbass brazilian beat up walt disney
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# ? Oct 8, 2017 22:09 |
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Google Butt posted:If mm beats cody or tj will you drop your gimmick or double down His gimmick of being funny?
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# ? Oct 8, 2017 22:11 |
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If you talk poo poo about Paige VanZant one more time, I will absolutely quit this website. You have been warned.
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# ? Oct 8, 2017 22:14 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:Keven is probably the funniest poster on this web site currently such great heights
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# ? Oct 8, 2017 22:27 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:Keven is probably the funniest poster on this web site currently He is certainly in the top 5, but the funny does not translate to Twitter, where the real money is.
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# ? Oct 8, 2017 22:30 |
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Rigel posted:Its a bit. Kevin is playing a very amusing character, and his takes shouldn't always be taken seriously. Obviously. My point is that he latches onto a joke that was funny for a week and runs it into the ground. It gets real old having to slog through a bunch of white noise keven posts just because someone below 155 was brought up.
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# ? Oct 8, 2017 22:33 |
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Does Dana know that a guy, likely dealing with mind loving PTSD, is probably terrified of the very thought of Vegas at the moment. Oh wait - of course he doesn’t have the ability to think that. It’s Dana White.
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# ? Oct 8, 2017 22:34 |
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Tezcatlipoca posted:Obviously. My point is that he latches onto a joke that was funny for a week and runs it into the ground. It gets real old having to slog through a bunch of white noise keven posts just because someone below 155 was brought up. Well there's always the ignore button.
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# ? Oct 8, 2017 22:37 |
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kimbo305 posted:Well there's always the ignore button. Doesn't work when half the thread quotes him. Also, he is funny other times he just doesn't let go of poo poo.
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# ? Oct 8, 2017 22:39 |
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Tezcatlipoca posted:Also, he is funny other times he just doesn't let go of poo poo. Jon Jones is champ, and not just of the Fuckup Division
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# ? Oct 8, 2017 22:40 |
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That MM armbar is one of the coolest things I've seen a fighter ever do.
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# ? Oct 8, 2017 22:45 |
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I like DJ a lot and I hope he is open to some dope super fights now that the pressure of the record is off. He was asking for Cody before the Borg fight so I definitely hope he gets set up with the winner of TJ/Cody.
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# ? Oct 8, 2017 22:49 |
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Tezcatlipoca posted:Doesn't work when half the thread quotes him. Also, he is funny other times he just doesn't let go of poo poo. Vote 1 and move on troll
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# ? Oct 8, 2017 22:51 |
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Tezcatlipoca posted:Doesn't work when half the thread quotes him. Also, he is funny other times he just doesn't let go of poo poo. People getting obsessed by fighters as a gimmick is truly terrible
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# ? Oct 8, 2017 22:53 |
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Sure was fun watching MM pull some cool poo poo to submit yet another can. Can't wait for his 12th title defense against Bob Smith after he ducks Cody/TJ (again).
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# ? Oct 8, 2017 22:59 |
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You can argue he ducked TJ if you like but he specifically asked for Cody and was told no you're fighting Ray Borg before Cody got injured and the TJ situation came up.
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# ? Oct 8, 2017 23:02 |
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EmmyOk posted:You can argue he ducked TJ if you like but he specifically asked for Cody and was told no you're fighting Ray Borg before Cody got injured and the TJ situation came up. And the only reason not to believe this is if one did something weird like suddenly decide to trust Dana White.
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# ? Oct 8, 2017 23:05 |
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Still ducked TJ
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# ? Oct 8, 2017 23:11 |
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Who cares if he supposedly wanted to fight Cody when Cody was already booked against a good #1 contender and was filming tuf
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# ? Oct 8, 2017 23:15 |
Haha yeah he did now he's going to beat his rear end
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# ? Oct 8, 2017 23:16 |
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Work Friend Keven posted:idk man when Jon Jones beat every living fighter ever to have a name at 205 did you guys stop calling him whitey or did that keep happening I'm having a hard time remembering. jon jones needed to do steroids before crashing children's parties and beating up the birthday boy. not sure how that's impressive? he should have moved up to heavyweight and fought some actual competition at least
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# ? Oct 9, 2017 00:53 |
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I like how in his post fight Borg says it was cool to see all the little tricks DJ pulls, even though he was on the receiving end of them.
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# ? Oct 9, 2017 01:50 |
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Please do not make funny posts. Instead, speculate endlessly about WME financials, bemoan the perfidy of Dana White, and post long form parody song lyrics.
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# ? Oct 9, 2017 02:49 |
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# ? Oct 9, 2017 03:07 |
I'm the soundtrack to eyes wide shut & I keep hitting that one perfect sad piano note till eventually Tom Cruise (posters who say things like "Dana white... is a loving rear end in a top hat.") reach the end of their sexual journey and reunite with their wife (admit that fighters I don't like are both bad at fighting and probably have weird dicks.)
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# ? Oct 9, 2017 03:10 |
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Work Friend Keven posted:I'm the soundtrack to eyes wide shut & I keep hitting that one perfect sad piano note till eventually Tom Cruise (posters who say things like "Dana white... is a loving rear end in a top hat.") reach the end of their sexual journey and reunite with their wife (admit that fighters I don't like are both bad at fighting and probably have weird dicks.)
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# ? Oct 9, 2017 03:11 |
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this hosed me up more than Lee's staph tbh
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# ? Oct 9, 2017 03:17 |
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I feel like he's lucky he didn't injure his neck doing this
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# ? Oct 9, 2017 04:07 |
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Similar to how travis browne brokr his leg against bigfoot
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# ? Oct 9, 2017 04:09 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:Keven is probably the funniest poster on this web site currently His posts in the may mac thread were incredible EmmyOk posted:You can argue he ducked TJ if you like but he specifically asked for Cody and was told no you're fighting Ray Borg before Cody got injured and the TJ situation came up. Auron posted:Still ducked TJ
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# ? Oct 9, 2017 04:36 |
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Fat Twitter Man posted:Please do not make funny posts. Instead, speculate endlessly about WME financials, bemoan the perfidy of Dana White, and post long form parody song lyrics. Work Friend Keven posted:I'm the soundtrack to eyes wide shut & I keep hitting that one perfect sad piano note till eventually Tom Cruise (posters who say things like "Dana white... is a loving rear end in a top hat.") reach the end of their sexual journey and reunite with their wife (admit that fighters I don't like are both bad at fighting and probably have weird dicks.) I'm the part of Magnolia where Tom Cruise sits still and get's harangued for about a year except it's a bunch of goons dressed like Dana White.
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# ? Oct 9, 2017 05:03 |
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# ? Oct 9, 2017 06:13 |
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Well Rony Jason beat up a woman on video while she was on the floor if he wasnt released already hes gone now. loving scumbag. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiNUQXmldyY
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# ? Oct 9, 2017 06:18 |
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early stoppage
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# ? Oct 9, 2017 06:22 |
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Reports saying she is his sister
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# ? Oct 9, 2017 06:25 |
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Wait, do people still think MM dodged TJ? Didn't he say he'd fight him if UFC would guarantee that he could make weight and UFC said that he could fight Borg if he didn't? Why would anyone agree to that lovely deal?
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# ? Oct 9, 2017 07:33 |
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He did dodge TJ. You can dress it up how you want but when push comes to shove, he was offered a contract to fight TJ and he made noise until he got one to fight Borg, a massively easier fight. It's pointless to be worried about TJ missing weight when TJ has never missed weight and say you want to fight Ray Borg instead, who is noted for missing weight.
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# ? Oct 9, 2017 07:41 |
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Triticum Guzzler posted:History of UFC live musical performances: Didn't Affliction have Megadeth? Maybe the only area whete it looked down on the UFC from Olympian heights in
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# ? Oct 9, 2017 08:36 |
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Mighty Mouse is incredible, I like that Ray Borg was just as confused as anybody else how DJ was pulling all this stuff off.
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