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El Roncho
Oct 15, 2006

I'm not necessarily proud of this but I'm gonna leave it here anyways.
Irony, guys. Irony. I-RO-NY!

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Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Triticum Guzzler posted:

LIsten up, country music star Jean Valjean, you maniacal little motherfucker, you have a moral loving responsibility to sing the alphabet to the brave men and women who gave 1 minute of their time to watch a giant dumbass brazilian beat up walt disney

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

Google Butt posted:

If mm beats cody or tj will you drop your gimmick or double down

His gimmick of being funny?

Michael Transactions
Nov 11, 2013

If you talk poo poo about Paige VanZant one more time, I will absolutely quit this website. You have been warned.

old.flv
Jan 28, 2017

A good lad who likes his Anna's.

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Keven is probably the funniest poster on this web site currently

such great heights

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Keven is probably the funniest poster on this web site currently

He is certainly in the top 5, but the funny does not translate to Twitter, where the real money is.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

Rigel posted:

Its a bit. Kevin is playing a very amusing character, and his takes shouldn't always be taken seriously.

Obviously. My point is that he latches onto a joke that was funny for a week and runs it into the ground. It gets real old having to slog through a bunch of white noise keven posts just because someone below 155 was brought up.

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Does Dana know that a guy, likely dealing with mind loving PTSD, is probably terrified of the very thought of Vegas at the moment.

Oh wait - of course he doesn’t have the ability to think that. It’s Dana White.

kimbo305
Jun 9, 2007

actually, yeah, I am a little mad

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Obviously. My point is that he latches onto a joke that was funny for a week and runs it into the ground. It gets real old having to slog through a bunch of white noise keven posts just because someone below 155 was brought up.

Well there's always the ignore button.

Tezcatlipoca
Sep 18, 2009

kimbo305 posted:

Well there's always the ignore button.

Doesn't work when half the thread quotes him. Also, he is funny other times he just doesn't let go of poo poo.

Chris James 2
Aug 9, 2012


Tezcatlipoca posted:

Also, he is funny other times he just doesn't let go of poo poo.

Jon Jones is champ, and not just of the Fuckup Division

Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll
That MM armbar is one of the coolest things I've seen a fighter ever do.

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

I like DJ a lot and I hope he is open to some dope super fights now that the pressure of the record is off. He was asking for Cody before the Borg fight so I definitely hope he gets set up with the winner of TJ/Cody.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Doesn't work when half the thread quotes him. Also, he is funny other times he just doesn't let go of poo poo.

Vote 1 and move on troll

willie_dee
Jun 21, 2010
I obtain sexual gratification from observing people being inflicted with violent head injuries

Tezcatlipoca posted:

Doesn't work when half the thread quotes him. Also, he is funny other times he just doesn't let go of poo poo.

People getting obsessed by fighters as a gimmick is truly terrible

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

Sure was fun watching MM pull some cool poo poo to submit yet another can. Can't wait for his 12th title defense against Bob Smith after he ducks Cody/TJ (again).

EmmyOk
Aug 11, 2013

You can argue he ducked TJ if you like but he specifically asked for Cody and was told no you're fighting Ray Borg before Cody got injured and the TJ situation came up.

Snowman_McK
Jan 31, 2010

EmmyOk posted:

You can argue he ducked TJ if you like but he specifically asked for Cody and was told no you're fighting Ray Borg before Cody got injured and the TJ situation came up.

And the only reason not to believe this is if one did something weird like suddenly decide to trust Dana White.

Auron
Jan 10, 2002
<img alt="" border="0" src="https://fi.somethingawful.com/customtitles/title-auron.jpg"/><br/>Drunken Robot Rage

Still ducked TJ

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Who cares if he supposedly wanted to fight Cody when Cody was already booked against a good #1 contender and was filming tuf

Google Butt
Oct 4, 2005

Xenology is an unnatural mixture of science fiction and formal logic. At its core is a flawed assumption...

that an alien race would be psychologically human.

Haha yeah he did now he's going to beat his rear end

Vitamin Boss
Oct 23, 2006
Burn it to the ground

Work Friend Keven posted:

idk man when Jon Jones beat every living fighter ever to have a name at 205 did you guys stop calling him whitey or did that keep happening I'm having a hard time remembering.

jon jones needed to do steroids before crashing children's parties and beating up the birthday boy. not sure how that's impressive? he should have moved up to heavyweight and fought some actual competition at least

The Dave
Sep 9, 2003

I like how in his post fight Borg says it was cool to see all the little tricks DJ pulls, even though he was on the receiving end of them.

Fat Twitter Man
Jan 24, 2007

by R. Guyovich
Please do not make funny posts. Instead, speculate endlessly about WME financials, bemoan the perfidy of Dana White, and post long form parody song lyrics.

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless

Work Friend Keven
Oct 24, 2015

I'M A BIG STUPID IDIOT WHO GETS TRIGGERED FROM THE WORDS SPORTS BALL AND HAS SHIT OPINIONS ABOUT CARD GAMES. ALSO I SAID I WAS GOING TO QUIT HEARTHSTONE OUT OF SPITE OF A TAIWANESE WINNING THE CHAMPIONSHIP SO REPORT ME IF YOU SEE ME POST IN A HS THREAD
I'm the soundtrack to eyes wide shut & I keep hitting that one perfect sad piano note till eventually Tom Cruise (posters who say things like "Dana white... is a loving rear end in a top hat.") reach the end of their sexual journey and reunite with their wife (admit that fighters I don't like are both bad at fighting and probably have weird dicks.)

Marching Powder
Mar 8, 2008



stop the fucking fight, cornerman, your dude is fucking done and is about to be killed.

Work Friend Keven posted:

I'm the soundtrack to eyes wide shut & I keep hitting that one perfect sad piano note till eventually Tom Cruise (posters who say things like "Dana white... is a loving rear end in a top hat.") reach the end of their sexual journey and reunite with their wife (admit that fighters I don't like are both bad at fighting and probably have weird dicks.)


Alaois
Feb 7, 2012


this hosed me up more than Lee's staph tbh

empty whippet box
Jun 9, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

I feel like he's lucky he didn't injure his neck doing this

Novum
May 26, 2012

That's how we roll
Similar to how travis browne brokr his leg against bigfoot

tesilential
Nov 22, 2004

by Fluffdaddy

Triticum Guzzler posted:

Keven is probably the funniest poster on this web site currently

His posts in the may mac thread were incredible

EmmyOk posted:

You can argue he ducked TJ if you like but he specifically asked for Cody and was told no you're fighting Ray Borg before Cody got injured and the TJ situation came up.

Auron posted:

Still ducked TJ

Captain Log
Oct 2, 2006

Captain Log posted:

"I AINT DYING! Choo choo motherfucker!"
:toot::birddrugs::toot:

Fat Twitter Man posted:

Please do not make funny posts. Instead, speculate endlessly about WME financials, bemoan the perfidy of Dana White, and post long form parody song lyrics.

Work Friend Keven posted:

I'm the soundtrack to eyes wide shut & I keep hitting that one perfect sad piano note till eventually Tom Cruise (posters who say things like "Dana white... is a loving rear end in a top hat.") reach the end of their sexual journey and reunite with their wife (admit that fighters I don't like are both bad at fighting and probably have weird dicks.)

I'm the part of Magnolia where Tom Cruise sits still and get's harangued for about a year except it's a bunch of goons dressed like Dana White.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Well Rony Jason beat up a woman on video while she was on the floor if he wasnt released already hes gone now. loving scumbag.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XiNUQXmldyY

Skip My Posts
Aug 15, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
early stoppage

Lid
Feb 18, 2005

And the mercy seat is awaiting,
And I think my head is burning,
And in a way I'm yearning,
To be done with all this measuring of proof.
An eye for an eye
And a tooth for a tooth,
And anyway I told the truth,
And I'm not afraid to die.
Reports saying she is his sister

crepeface
Nov 5, 2004

r*p*f*c*
Wait, do people still think MM dodged TJ? Didn't he say he'd fight him if UFC would guarantee that he could make weight and UFC said that he could fight Borg if he didn't? Why would anyone agree to that lovely deal?

Josuke Higashikata
Mar 7, 2013


He did dodge TJ. You can dress it up how you want but when push comes to shove, he was offered a contract to fight TJ and he made noise until he got one to fight Borg, a massively easier fight.

It's pointless to be worried about TJ missing weight when TJ has never missed weight and say you want to fight Ray Borg instead, who is noted for missing weight.

Neurosis
Jun 10, 2003
Fallen Rib

Triticum Guzzler posted:

History of UFC live musical performances:

Dark Ages: Vanilla Ice (died of consumption in debtor's prison after being unable to settle his pool heater stealing debts)

Early Reformation: Sinead O'Connor (insane), Aaron Staind (whereabouts unknown)

Modern Day: The Jump Around Guy (did not jump around)

Didn't Affliction have Megadeth? Maybe the only area whete it looked down on the UFC from Olympian heights in

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Jerusalem
May 20, 2004

Would you be my new best friends?


Mighty Mouse is incredible, I like that Ray Borg was just as confused as anybody else how DJ was pulling all this stuff off.

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