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mewse
May 2, 2006



Fat Twitter Man posted:

that was a good thread

I don't know why but I imagined that link was to cortxbomb the powder mage making hype vids about how he loves black pussy

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mewse
May 2, 2006




When you cut it there it's just Sage going "my turn" and moving to grab MM's crotch

mewse
May 2, 2006



Was it the Great Nick that said nobody wants to take Condit punches?

mewse
May 2, 2006



FishBowlRobot posted:

He said nobody wants to take Robbie Lawler punches cuz that's not good for your head. Carlos doesn't throw punches, just "spinnin poo poo."

Oh right I was wondering why I didn't remember him saying Conduit

mewse
May 2, 2006



Rigel posted:

It's possible that dana tossed dj some pathetic version of ppv points to soothe his pride. Like, "ok champ, we'll give you 2 cents per buy after 100k buys, deal?"

This theory hinges on the champ who streams videogames having self pride

mewse
May 2, 2006



Tall handsome fighter, full of self pride: I think I'll run for government, perhaps commit real estate fraud

Small man, ugly face: I'm going to stream video games

mewse
May 2, 2006



Trast posted:

So can someone who is familiar with weight cutting explain how a nearly drained human being drops that much weight in less than an hour?

Possibly colonic

mewse
May 2, 2006



GSP's best moments have been because of his awkwardness rather than in spite of it.

mewse
May 2, 2006




Good compilation, thanks

mewse
May 2, 2006



great big cardboard tube posted:

did we start out on DJs side and then start ironically making fun of him and then forget it was all irony or has MMMDMMJ (My Main Man Demetrius Mighty Mouse Johnson) been a dork and total loser this whole time?

He's fine and an excellent fighter it's just fun watching Dana poo poo on people

mewse
May 2, 2006



All MMA news should be delivered by a raging semi-coherent Mark Hunt

mewse
May 2, 2006



Paying trainers + sparring partners + whatever other supports (nutritionist?) can get expensive at his level

mewse
May 2, 2006



Cejudo winning by striking at UFC215 bums me out that he's been injured. A gold medal wrestler learning to strike might not beat mighty mouse, but he's going to have some entertaining scraps.

e: oh wait he just singed his toesies. Carry on, thread

mewse fucked around with this message at Oct 12, 2017 around 14:40

mewse
May 2, 2006



Dad bod GSP is gonna shock the world

mewse
May 2, 2006



Balthesar posted:

I just heard TJ Grant on the radio advertising for a local cleaning company and it made me sad.

Hi I'm TJ Grant for Cleaners Emporium. You might remember me from my promising UFC career that was tragically cut short. Anyway, you'd have to be BRAIN DAMAGED to miss out on these deals!

mewse
May 2, 2006



CommonShore posted:

Winnipeg also getting Aldo-Lamas II, Perry-Ponz, and Mein-E.Silva.

Nice!

mewse
May 2, 2006




Some UFC shadow dept is producing these for fighters to post at each other

mewse
May 2, 2006



Acinonyx posted:

On the scale of stupid and racist poo poo Bisping has done, where does throwing a water bottle at the nearest black guy after a white guy insulted him on TUF rate? That was where I started thinking maybe he was a dumb POS. I'm sad that he's probably going to grind out a decision against GSP. If we lived in the best time line, GSP would heel hook that chav into retirement.

If it's a grinding type fight I think it goes to GSP and bisping's best chance is a striking battle

mewse
May 2, 2006



YOLOsubmarine posted:

I think Bisping has a much better chance in a fight that tests cardio than an old, overweight, hasnít fought in years, GSP.

I could see that. I was thinking a grindy fight like a wrestlefucking which is basically GSP's forte

mewse
May 2, 2006



Skip My Posts posted:

Iím always aware of the closest non-white dude

*whispers "race war" with inappropriate gravitas*

mewse
May 2, 2006




The Pee Man Cometh

mewse
May 2, 2006



Google Butt posted:

nothing will happen but something should absolutely happen

I honestly can't imagine the athletic commission reacting favourably to blatant lying on that disclosure form

mewse
May 2, 2006



The UFC maybe should have taken out Joe Rogan's eyeballs and had him commentate blind, to be fair to Kevin

mewse
May 2, 2006



red19fire posted:

Doesn't Dana cancel contracts for pettier reasons than '3 drug pops in as many years'? Maybe Jones has a better contract than the average $10k win/show journeyman but come on, Dana's done better people much dirtier.

Yes the UFC has huge leeway to end contracts at their discretion which means Dana is lying by omission when he says "legally" they have to keep Jones

Captain Log posted:

Fight physicals are basically WWII army physicals.

Are you dead? Maybe? Whatever here is some Tylenol, praise Jesus.

I've seen a lot of physicals for amateur boxers and it is hilarious how huge the variation is. Some docs do a blood pressure test and ask them if they've ever had head trauma. Others are much more comprehensive, do a baseline by getting them to stand and tilt their head in certain directions (can compare if potential concussion), etc. There's potential legislation in my province right now that would have all amateur sports being forced to adopt concussion protocols

mewse
May 2, 2006




God that was nerve-wracking waiting for Palhares to destroy his leg

mewse
May 2, 2006



mewse
May 2, 2006



chaleski posted:

Supposedly Jesse Taylor failed his drug test because of dick pills from a holistic doctor

It sounds like obvious bullshit but JT$ seems stupid enough to actually do that

Ok so you don't want to appeal, but you need to do something to rehabilitate your image with the fans. Tell everyone your dick doesn't work, that you are a limp dick guy who buys dick pills from shady doctors. Everyone will feel sympathy for you.

mewse
May 2, 2006



I don't have limited mental capaci-haha I pissed my pants again

mewse
May 2, 2006



I have also definitely had sex before. Viagra and Sildenafil don't seem to be on the WADA prohibited list.

mewse
May 2, 2006



Well, my boss thinks I'm gay again

mewse
May 2, 2006



evobatman posted:

Bigg Rigg couldn't even be bothered to not look Bigg for his UFC promo pic.

Yeah, uh, well, I'd like to see you.. uh. cut a bunch of weight, and then have to have your picture taken. I challenge all of you to do this, so you understand how Johny Hendricks feels.

mewse
May 2, 2006



We have a secret weapon this time -- our guy knows what a beating feels like.

mewse
May 2, 2006



Captain Log posted:

There are people on these forums that would be four to one favourites against Punk. Even some people I've never loving seen.

I can't make weight sorry

mewse
May 2, 2006



I loved Volkmann because he had a kermit the frog voice and he was suspended from his high school job twice AND questioned by the secret service regarding his Obama remarks

mewse
May 2, 2006



Nice car Bisping!! *bottoms out in his own driveway*

mewse
May 2, 2006



Captain Log posted:

Glad I'm not the only guy who noticed he drives like a dumbass.

I had to go back and watch it again and it's even funnier the 2nd time

mewse
May 2, 2006



Nierbo posted:

*pulls into the spot way too far to the left and the rear end hanging out the back*
"Like a glove"

"It looked fine" said the man with the eye patch

mewse
May 2, 2006



At this point it seems like Faber is too alpha and that is preventing him from keeping head coaches

mewse
May 2, 2006



Noctone posted:

Sometimes I feel like this thread has a weird penchant for ardently arguing why [guy who is a champion] is Actually Not All That Good and Would Totally Get Owned by [guy who is not a champion]

I think the opposite when we have champion bias for Joanna going into the Rose fight etc.

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mewse
May 2, 2006



NObodyNOWHERE posted:

UFC 217: One-Eyed Monster vs. The One-Eyed Monster

Yep

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