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1. First pick goes to the Nationals 2. Undisputed champion team, Arizona Diamondbacks 3. Cleavland 4. Kolorado 5. Twins 6. Houston 7. Everybody's favorite, the Dodgers 8. You guessed it, Boston Red Sox 9. Astros 10. Nationals again 11. Kubs 12. Etc. 13. Etc. 14. Suck it, Yanks
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Gallant baseball team continues to play hard and win the game even if its not in their best interest. Goofus baseball team just says gently caress it, let's make a utility player play all nine positions in a single game for no loving reason. e: drat, didn't even realize Tigers had the worst record until now. Thought we were at least doing better than the Phillies. Whelp, let the great tank begin 
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Oct 1, 2017 23:47
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Armitage posted:
Using whips to get the players into shape? Sounds like the Mets all right. The beatings will continue until health improves 
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Oct 3, 2017 15:53
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Dan Warthen and Ray Ramirez are GONE 
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Verlander/Sale, a great post season match-up between two of the best AL central... oh, wait 
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Oct 3, 2017 17:57
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I guess I can look forward to another week of "gently caress the Yankees" posts, which is nice 
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Oct 4, 2017 04:00
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Dear Houston Astros, Is it cool having Jose Altuve on your team? It seems like it would be cool to have him on your team.
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Oct 6, 2017 01:58
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UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:If it happens again I’m on the fire Roberts bandwagon Sorry your team is stuck with a generational talent starting pitcher who made you win by a slightly smaller margin in your first game of the post season 
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Oct 7, 2017 23:13
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Just find it funny to kvetch that a starting pitcher wasn't pulled at the start of the seventh inning, facing the bottom of the lineup, when your team has a 5 run lead and the starter hasn't even reached 100 pitches  But yeah nah I'm salty too so there's that
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Oct 8, 2017 01:37
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Makes you wonder how many balls Altuve misses that a 2b of average height would have been able to reach.
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Oct 9, 2017 02:38
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I'm torn because on the one hand it's Hample. On the other hand, Bartmanning that ball would have hosed the Yankees, which I am strongly in favor of.
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Oct 9, 2017 04:01
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Rumor is that the Yankees are planning to hire Hample to coach their outfielders on how to best position themselves. big if true 
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Oct 9, 2017 19:47
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bawfuls posted:Turns out at least one Dodgers fan jumped in the pool last night before the cops got out there Kinda rude to have a pool there but not let anybody in it Hope the D-Backs don't bean him 
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Oct 11, 2017 00:28
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Pants making GBS threads is the new market inefficiency. Pretty soon pitchers are going to be suspended for testing positive for exlax.
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Oct 11, 2017 18:01
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Your Taint posted:It would have been better if Strasburg had poo poo himself. Verlander gorges himself on Taco Bell the night before every start, so there's still a chance we could see some post-season pants making GBS threads 
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Oct 12, 2017 02:37
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One more week of saying "gently caress the yankees"  America is counting on you Houston, godspeed.
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Oct 12, 2017 04:57
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This is what happens when America cheers for the Yankees. They turn away from God's light and stop using decent biblical names like Michael and Deborah. Don't support stupid baby names. gently caress the Yankess. Amen. 
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Oct 12, 2017 19:03
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Bryce Harper is a clown who couldn't get a clutch hit if it was put on a tee in front of him, there's my hot take
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Oct 13, 2017 06:14
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I don't really care who wins out of the Cubs and Dodgers, just so long as the winner soundly defeats the Yankees in case the Astros fail to do their one drat job.
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Oct 13, 2017 06:39
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TMMadman posted:I am sort of with you. I'm kind of torn about it, but at the same time how are you going to stop it? This is why I think we should have robo-umps, but calibrate them so they only make the obvious calls. Pitches more than two inches in or out of the zone get automatic ball/strike. Runners clearly tagged more than four inches off the bag are automatically out. Rather than use robo-umps to make every call, just have them make the calls which would be really egregious to have wrong. Let the meat-umps make the close calls and get rid of replay review.
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Oct 13, 2017 15:24
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It hurts that we lost Verlander, but having him absolutely annihilate the Yankees in the ALCS makes it worth it
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Oct 15, 2017 00:22
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Just watched the condensed houston/yankees game, really impressed that Houston left verlander in the game with his pitch count as high as it was and especially after that runner got on first. Good to see the Houston staff has that much trust in him. Go get your ring, JV, then come back to Detroit to retire 
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Oct 15, 2017 04:54
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I've never been super into the Astros but if they don't go on to the World Series I will be extremely distraught. gently caress the Yankees for ever and more, amen
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Oct 18, 2017 16:25
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Bip Roberts posted:The Yankees would be cool if they played in Queens, were the Mets, and all had debilitating injuries from the Mets medical staff. Hell, I'd settle for just the last part. After Judge is traded to the Tigers for cash considerations, of course.
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Oct 19, 2017 17:15
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Reminder that the Cubs blew a 3-1 deficit
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Oct 20, 2017 04:46
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UZR IS BULLSHIT posted:Man this morning I can’t stop thinking about the dark period at the end of the McCourt years, when Kershaw was coming into his own, and how it seemed then like the Dodgers were going to end up wasting his career. I’m so happy he gets to pitch Game 1 of the World Series for this team. I can't wait for post-season kersh to reemerge and flame out after 3 innings  Unless the Yankees get in then please throw perfect games Clayton
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Oct 20, 2017 18:29
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Explosionface posted:I still eagerly await the day we get our wish and Javy pitches/plays every position Sorry, feats like that are reserved for elite players like Andrew Romine
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Oct 20, 2017 19:55
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Hotdog In A Hallway posted:Dusty Baker + Mets medical staff is gonna result in some arms falling off mid pitch. Somebody dig up Joel Zumaya
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Oct 20, 2017 21:29
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Verlander trade completely worth it just to see him make the Yankees look like clowns in the ALCS.
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Oct 21, 2017 03:45
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You want baseball to be shorter? Make the game six innings. There, I said it 
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Oct 23, 2017 18:02
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What if instead of a clock for each pitch there was a clock for the entire plate appearance? Pitchers start with 2-4 minutes on the clock, get 10 extra seconds for each pitch thrown, and if time expires then it's an automatic walk.
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Oct 23, 2017 19:54
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What if you added a second diamond to the field and had teams playing offense and defense at the same time? That should cut time in half, right?
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Oct 23, 2017 20:11
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Pittsburgh Fentanyl Cloud posted:[Citation Needed] Keep in mind that MLB's problem is really about viewership rather than just the set number of people who care about baseball. I like baseball but don't watch very often just because its such a big time commitment to watch an entire game. If games were shorter it would be easier for me to justify sitting down to watch rather than thinking "I just got home from work, do I seriously want to be watching this game until literally 2 hours before I need to go to sleep?"
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Oct 23, 2017 21:43
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Inspector_666 posted:Also whomst amongst us can possibly dislike Puig? Rumor has it that Altuve does the same thing but he blends in with the little kids so well nobody notices. Any time you see an article about a really good little league player its actually Altuve.
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Oct 24, 2017 00:45
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If the Dodgers win we need to take up a campaign for Puig to get a WS ring tattooed on his face.
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Oct 24, 2017 22:43
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I thought post season Kershaw was supposed to be bad. Have I... Have I been tricked by small sample size?!
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Oct 25, 2017 14:57
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bewbies posted:god drat we have the most entertaining series matchup in years going on and all yall talk about is the fat kid Do the truffle shuffle after hitting a dong
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Oct 27, 2017 14:40
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IcePhoenix posted:http://m.mlb.com/cutfour/2017/10/27/259766948/introducing-the-cespedes-family-bbq-postseason-bat-flip-scale I love that not only is there a wikipedia article on bat flipping, but 60% of the article is just about Jose Bautista 
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Oct 27, 2017 21:50
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Benching is too good for Yuli, give him the chair imho
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Oct 28, 2017 13:39
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I love that the image preview starts right at "focusing on anger." how the hell did twitter become the global platform for communicating poo poo?
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Oct 28, 2017 15:07
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I hope somebody talks Yuli into apologizing to Darvish in Japanese but also convinces him that the words for "I humbly apologize" are "ching chong wing wong."
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Oct 28, 2017 15:30
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