NHL October N/V: Get well soon Patrick Eaves

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stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

I haven't looked at the posts in this thread but has anyone mentioned how much of a goddamn brain dead idiot ken holland is yet because holy poo poo

# ¿ Oct 2, 2017 19:02

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 19:10

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Heres the habs lineups off of memory

Lol lol lol
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Lol lol shaw
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Lol not markov
Extra: lol

Price
Lol

# ¿ Oct 3, 2017 01:00

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

St. Dogbert posted:

I'm pretty excited to see Jagr suit up for the Flames. Hoping he can do for Bennett what he did for Huberdeau and Barkov in Florida.

Gaudreau - Monahan - Ferland
Tkachuk - Backlund - Frolik
Versteeg - Bennett - Jagr

Pretty happy with that top nine. All we have to do is make some room for Jankowski on the fourth line - there was talk of a Brouwer trade yesterday, so we'll see if that pans out.

why would the best player from his draft class play on the 4th line

# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 14:43

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Wilford Cutlery posted:

Fax machine. Didn't get their offer by deadline.

Let's not forget David Toews and Keith Seabrook!

And Moe Robinson and Selmar Odelein!!!

Edit how did you scrubs forget valeri bure

stab fucked around with this message at 23:19 on Oct 4, 2017

# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 23:16

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Anybody LOL yet that Bergevin just traded Andreas Martinsen for something called a Kyle Baun to Chicago?

In other news, Ghetto-blaster will be on Colorado's first line to start the season.

loving fire Bergevin.

# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 23:21

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

T-Bone posted:

I mean in theory:

The late 80's flames jersey loving OWNED

# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 23:22

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Sharks Eat Bear posted:

is marc bergevin the worst gm in the league? seems like the only thing keeping the roster he's put together from being worst-in-the-league level bad is price

I hate everything he's done to gently caress up the Habs and I'm probably the first guy on the fire bergevin train but the answer is Ken Holland

# ¿ Oct 5, 2017 01:18

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Jamwad Hilder posted:

Ken Dryden is basically the only athlete I can think of who isn't a complete idiot or a criminal.

Theres that mathematics genius who played in the NFL i think for the ravens maybe?

# ¿ Oct 6, 2017 19:48

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

ehnus posted:

John Urschel?

Hes the one who did that commercial about headphones right?

Edit: yeah thanks fam

Editx2lol jfc of course hes canadian

# ¿ Oct 6, 2017 20:57

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Mike_V posted:

Doesn't Nashville have a huge advantage of no state income tax for players? Or is that the Florida teams

Goddamn do i ever want this poo poo addressed in the next cba

gently caress you radulov

# ¿ Oct 7, 2017 17:39

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Krime posted:

Just curious. What can the CBA do about it?

Make something similar to escrow that calculates the effective tax rate of each city and reimburses or takes away based off the city the player plays in?

Edit: basically tax Communism

# ¿ Oct 7, 2017 20:46

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Schlesische posted:

It's a factor for bigger ticket guys, but from the Club side not necessarily the player side. Stamkos took a significantly smaller contract in Tampa that was worth somewhere around what it was in Toronto assuming he pays his taxes.

In which both teams have the same salary cap. There lies my issue.

# ¿ Oct 7, 2017 22:18

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Is bergevin fired yet jfc

# ¿ Oct 8, 2017 03:46

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

loving FIRE BERGEVIN JESUS loving CHRIST

# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 02:38

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Stretch Marx posted:

It looks like the Habs could use some veteran d. Please take one (1) Stanley Cup winner Ron Hainsey to help you on your troubles. Please.

No thanks we had him already

Not only that, but they drafted him in the first round and completely hosed up his development to the point where he was almost out of the league until another team took him off the trash heap and made him into an nhl player

I dont know why but i could swear i can copy paste that post for every habs pick in the last 15 years in someway

Hmmm i wonder what the problem is...

# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 05:47

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Mind_Taker posted:

Alzner really should give half of his salary to Matt Niskanen and the other half to Braden Holtby for carrying him the last few years in Washington. He's looked brutal so far in Montreal.

Ahh the komisarek syndrome

Except komi was awesome

# ¿ Oct 9, 2017 14:18

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Ginette Reno posted:

I don't know how normal it is but my hotel at Pittsburgh this year for game 5 of the SCF was cheap as gently caress. It was only 100$ a day for a stay at the Westin which was right downtown. Between that and the ticket itself only being like 250$ it was pretty cheap all in all for a Cup finals game.

And it helps that that was the best game I've personally been to . If you can afford to go to a finals game and get the chance definitely do it. The atmosphere at them is fuckin' awesome.

Yeah the bell centre cup finals would behahahahahaaaha sorry i couldnt say that with a straight face

:smith:

# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 19:36

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

According to Sportsnet the Habs are trying to trade Mark Streit

Ya good luck with that

# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 22:42

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

MononcQc posted:

maybe they shouldn't have signed him

yellowcar posted:

it's almost as if bergevin is bad at his job

# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 23:39

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Good soup! posted:

comedy option - trade AMac for Streit

True comedy option would be battle of the dumbass gm's

Streit for AA

# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 00:06

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

How do i gently bring down Hab fans who are telling me Schlemko will settle the d and make the habs win and that we should be falling for Dahlin?

# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 16:43

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

In absolutely shocking news, Mark Streit is on waivers

Fire bergevin

# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 17:43

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

corn on the cop posted:

Sven Andrighetto looks good. Wonder who he was drafted by

Sup

Rumour mill has the habs sending chucky and the juulsen to colorado for duchene

loving laffo

Shoot me

# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 21:07

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

MononcQc posted:

I don't know if I'm psychologically ready to another series of bad years circa 2000s where Habs were forever hovering around the 8th spot with leading goal scorer Brian Savage at 21 goals, but it sure seems like Habs are headed that way again.

Better get ready I guess.

With 18 of them scored in October

# ¿ Oct 12, 2017 21:14

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

CBJSprague24 posted:

Scott Arniel, Lindy Ruff, and like six Rangers just walked past me in a hotel holding a happy hour I'm attending.

RAS- anybody else you'd like me to trip?

Spike chris kreiders drink and remove a kidney

# ¿ Oct 13, 2017 01:23

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Mark streit cleared waivers

Shocking i know

Galchenyuk not practicing, out sick, no points in 4 games

Img.everythingisfine

# ¿ Oct 13, 2017 17:27

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

sedative posted:

https://twitter.com/renlavoietva/status/918952530440318976

So long, Mark. You were really good until you dislocated your pelvis or whatever that hideous injury was. Enjoy the Olympics.

Thanks for costing us 750k on our salary cap by retiring you douche

Actually if he reported would it count against the cap?

# ¿ Oct 13, 2017 23:13

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Aphrodite posted:

Oh I didn't know he was super old too.

You didnt know bergevins master plan for our anemic powerplay and replacement for Markov was a 39 year old 9th dman?

Bergevin dumb

# ¿ Oct 14, 2017 00:24

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

JawKnee posted:

PK is a good dude

loving FIRE BERGEVIN

# ¿ Oct 14, 2017 04:55

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Anybody got a catchy rhyming thing for Rasmus Dahlin in french?

# ¿ Oct 15, 2017 03:02

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

fits posted:

https://twitter.com/FriedgeHNIC/status/919594619079454721

Fire

Bergevin

# ¿ Oct 15, 2017 17:57

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Speaking of Bergevin

Been to 4 Islander games this year already

HAS wants: John Tavares

HAS will get: Cal Clutterbuck

# ¿ Oct 16, 2017 12:18

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Rotten Cookies posted:

Islanders are 0-for-20 on the powerplay, letting up 3 shorties. They let in 4 in 20 (ayy) while on the PK, but also scoring some shorties.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DtRNg5uSKQ0

Don't worry you'll get Galchenyuk and a 2nd for Clutterbuck

# ¿ Oct 16, 2017 15:31

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Ginette Reno posted:

The only way you lose retread status in the NHL as a coach is if you're an rear end in a top hat. If you're a nice guy and people like to deal with you, you'll keep getting jobs.

Or if you speak French, doesnt matter if youre a dick, you'll get hired over and over

# ¿ Oct 17, 2017 04:01

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

OH MY loving GOD MOLSON FIRE BERGEVIN SO GODDAMN HARD FIRE THAT DUMB gently caress INTO THE SUN

# ¿ Oct 18, 2017 04:58

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

grack posted:

Didn't threaten to gently caress the ref's dog, 6/10

I'd guess that whatever they call it, the Situation Room asking for a review takes precedence.

Yeah if I were to go full meltdown I'd probably go a little more in depth than that.

Cuban missile crisis maybe?

Things are bad when even Price looks like poo poo.

# ¿ Oct 18, 2017 05:09

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Is Bergevin fired yet?

No?

Okay I'll check in later in the Fallin for Dahlin sweepstakes

# ¿ Oct 21, 2017 13:34

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Martytoof posted:

I didn't tune into the scheduled west coast shitfest. I know the D is bad but is Carey turning back into a pumpkin? Highlights sure don't show him on top of his game.

Admittedly he's probably frustrated and that's not helping.

It's a complete shitshow

# ¿ Oct 21, 2017 14:46

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Spelling Mitsake posted:

Except Phil. Everyone likes Phil.

Cancer doesn't like Phil

# ¿ Oct 25, 2017 15:51

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# ¿ Apr 27, 2024 19:10

stab: Feb 12, 2003; To you from failing hands we throw the torch, be yours to hold it high

Hey Habs,

Please use this as inspiration please

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MLCLMEYp9s0

# ¿ Oct 27, 2017 01:41

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