The Third Annual Imp Zone Try Outs Thread [Mod Approved]

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Plutonis: Mar 25, 2011

Major, are you aware of what Jared Fogle has been jailed for

# ? Oct 2, 2017 22:28

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# ? Oct 2, 2017 22:30

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Plutonis posted:

Major, are you aware of what Jared Fogle has been jailed for

He took eating fresh too far.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 22:31

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BUMP! 10 spots remain!

# ? Oct 2, 2017 22:31

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Major Isoor posted:

Oh wow, it's been a year already? I think I'll try my hand at a ~~fake ad~~ testimonial, to try and inspire new recruits (Since hey, if I got in last year it can't be that hard, right? Give it a shot!)

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Hi, I�m ~~Jared Fogle,~~ Major Isoor,
In 2016 I weighed over 425 pounds. I knew I needed to make better choices about my posting habits and the forums I view. So I walked into my local Imp Zone and made a plan:
Make more healthy Imp Zone posts, and cut-down on viewing fatty threads in Games.

And hey, one year and a lot of posting later, I lost 245 pounds and I�ve kept it off - it�s changed my life forever!
I�ve been doing Imp Zone ads for the last 17 minutes and I hope I can keep doing them for another 17!

Incredible

# ? Oct 2, 2017 22:32

NeurosisHead: Jul 22, 2007; NONONONONONONONONO

what if no one gets in

# ? Oct 2, 2017 22:33

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NeurosisHead posted:

what if no one gets in

everyone has always wondered this, and it ends up always working out, 10 spots remain, feel like giving it a go?

# ? Oct 2, 2017 22:34

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# ? Oct 2, 2017 22:36

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# ? Oct 2, 2017 22:39

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# ? Oct 2, 2017 22:40

Skeezy: Jul 3, 2007

Chalets the Baka posted:

# ? Oct 2, 2017 22:41

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# ? Oct 2, 2017 22:42

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# ? Oct 2, 2017 22:43

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# ? Oct 2, 2017 22:44

Snazzy Frocks: Mar 31, 2003; Scratchmo

Liquid Drink posted:

you are absolutely disqualified already

what the gently caress? i thought only permabanned poster big baby goku had this authority

# ? Oct 2, 2017 22:45

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Bump! 10 spots remain!

# ? Oct 2, 2017 22:46

Skeezy: Jul 3, 2007

Pass me a brew boys we still have 10 spots open.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 22:50

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# ? Oct 2, 2017 22:52

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# ? Oct 2, 2017 22:54

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# ? Oct 2, 2017 22:56

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# ? Oct 2, 2017 23:00

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# ? Oct 2, 2017 23:02

Skeezy: Jul 3, 2007

Bump!!

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Snazzy Frocks posted:

what the gently caress? i thought only permabanned poster big baby goku had this authority

You are disqualified. Sorry kid but thems the breaks

# ? Oct 2, 2017 23:19

Major Isoor: Mar 23, 2011

Plutonis posted:

Major, are you aware of what Jared Fogle has been jailed for

Yeah I know, he's pretty bad - but I just couldn't resist ~~stealing~~ re-purposing his well-known commercial testimonial (and pants-pic) despite his crimes, haha

(EDIT: I was also thinking about editing my av's face over the top of Jared's, but thought that might be taking things a little too far, haha

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Chomp8645 posted:

He took eating fresh too far.

hahaha amazing!

Major Isoor fucked around with this message at 23:24 on Oct 2, 2017

# ? Oct 2, 2017 23:20

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Ten slots still remain.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 23:31

HORMELCHILI: Jan 13, 2010

Bump!

# ? Oct 2, 2017 23:40

Skeezy: Jul 3, 2007

10.

# ? Oct 2, 2017 23:51

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Major Isoor posted:

Yeah I know, he's pretty bad - but I just couldn't resist ~~stealing~~ re-purposing his well-known commercial testimonial (and pants-pic) despite his crimes, haha

(EDIT: I was also thinking about editing my av's face over the top of Jared's, but thought that might be taking things a little too far, haha )

hahaha amazing!

Lmfao

# ? Oct 2, 2017 23:55

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# ? Oct 2, 2017 23:59

Skeezy: Jul 3, 2007

Liquid Drink posted:

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# ? Oct 3, 2017 00:01

Plutonis: Mar 25, 2011

Major Isoor posted:

Yeah I know, he's pretty bad - but I just couldn't resist ~~stealing~~ re-purposing his well-known commercial testimonial (and pants-pic) despite his crimes, haha

(EDIT: I was also thinking about editing my av's face over the top of Jared's, but thought that might be taking things a little too far, haha )

hahaha amazing!

*entire theater gets up and claps*

# ? Oct 3, 2017 00:01

Major Isoor: Mar 23, 2011

Liquid Drink posted:

Lmfao

Just looked up his Wikipedia article and geez, I didn't realize he was quite that bad! 15 years and a huge fine, geez...
(But still, I consider his sell-out Subway campaign to be mildly humorous - I just wish that for once, someone on TV doesn't turn out to be a pedophile!)

# ? Oct 3, 2017 00:02

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Major Isoor posted:

Just looked up his Wikipedia article and geez, I didn't realize he was quite that bad! 15 years and a huge fine, geez...
(But still, I consider his sell-out Subway campaign to be mildly humorous - I just wish that for once, someone on TV doesn't turn out to be a pedophile!)

Me too Isoor, but with Hollywood running the show nowadays it's getting a lot harder to find someone in a movie or TV who isn't attracted to children. It's a terrible situation.

# ? Oct 3, 2017 00:05