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"Hush," said the animals, were their extremely realistic human hands. "There's no need to tell anyone about this, right?" |
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Oct 2, 2017 20:29
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Their perfectly drawn tear ducts and lifelike rodent teeth are all I see when I close my eyes |
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Oct 2, 2017 20:35
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The secret is that organized re-*Is mobbed by Bilby and friends. Never seen again*
Ride The Gravitron fucked around with this message at 00:05 on Oct 3, 2017 |
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Oct 2, 2017 20:37
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"Is it Easter?" Bilby asked. "Bilby," said Rat. "It's always been Easter." |
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Oct 2, 2017 20:38
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"he comes," sighed easter bilby "he comes," murmered the animals the flowers nodded and whispered their agreement: "h̙̦̣͕̯̫̮͂̅͗̓̕e̞͚̯͓̪̫͊̒̃͑ͅ ̜̺̭̓c̱̯̖̐̆̈̃ͧo̤͗͆ͤ̄͒m̬̩̖͍̠̹ͫ͐̚e̻̮̰s̥̰̫͚͉͒̌̀"
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Oct 2, 2017 21:00
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Your awake in the middle of the night. The creeping sensation of being watched rustling you from your sleep. Your eyes adjust to the darkness to see the refection of two black orb like eyes just above you. You know why he's here. It's already too late. "You know too much." The last words you hear. |
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Oct 2, 2017 21:07
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"Is this it, then?" she asked. "Is this how I go?" "It is," said Bilby. He almost sounded sorry. "I'm not ready yet," she said. "I'm not." Bilby nodded. "But it's time." "But I'm not ready." "But it's time." |
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Oct 2, 2017 21:10
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vanisher posted:Their perfectly drawn tear ducts and lifelike rodent teeth are all I see when I close my eyes and they will be the last thing you see with them open, too |
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Oct 2, 2017 21:42
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| That face melting scene from Indiana Jones but they're looking at an Easter egg | |
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Oct 2, 2017 22:55
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Payday 2 DLC gettin weirder and weirder |
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Oct 2, 2017 23:52
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dont tell anyone what we put in the eggs its our special shiny secret, just you and me, danny ---------------- |
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Oct 3, 2017 00:15
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| I gaze deeply into Easter Bilby's large, dark, uncapitalized eyes. | |
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Oct 3, 2017 01:31
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| "Please Easter Bilby! I don't want to do this! I just want treats!" I say as I slice open another feral cat during Australia's most gruesome Easter egg hunt. | |
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Oct 3, 2017 01:34
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The animals are creepy, but let's not overlook the disturbing fact that here, flowers can apparently grow out of thin air.
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Oct 3, 2017 08:17
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I was snooping, back when I was around 15, and I found this book. My parents room had other things in it I didn't understand, but... None of them struck me with the same feeling this book did. Something about it called to me, in both a yell and a whisper. Read me, it cried out, open my pages, invest yourself in my story. I was young, and I did what the book said. I like to say that I fell through the looking glass that day, but the world wasn't a wonderland. These days... I'm much better. Thanks to the reddit community "NoFap" I've managed to stay clean from Easter Bilby's Secret for nearly a year.
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Oct 3, 2017 09:24
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What happened next? Why, in Australia they say that the Bilby's small eyes grew three sizes that day. |
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Oct 3, 2017 12:31
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CHRISTMAS BiLBY'S SECRET
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Oct 3, 2017 15:12
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Macnult posted:CHRISTMAS BiLBY'S SECRET |
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Oct 3, 2017 19:41
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the BiLby's secret is held in the overwhelming quiet of unconsciousness, shrouded in the blackness of the void. would y ou like to know this secret?
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Oct 3, 2017 20:40
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possum: You, sir, should unmask. EASTER BiLBY: Indeed? possum: Indeed it's time. We have all laid aside disguise but you. EASTER BiLBY: I wear no mask. possum: (terrified, aside to quoll.) No mask? No mask!
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Oct 3, 2017 21:22
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Manifisto posted:possum: You, sir, should unmask. |
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Oct 3, 2017 22:06
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 Tasty.
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Oct 3, 2017 23:01
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Barking Gecko posted:
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Oct 3, 2017 23:30
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Barking Gecko posted:
lol this is really good |
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Oct 4, 2017 01:34
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Barking Gecko posted:
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Oct 4, 2017 01:35
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Manifisto posted:possum: You, sir, should unmask. |
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Oct 4, 2017 02:42
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vanisher posted:lol this is really good is it? I've never had one. (lol)
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Oct 4, 2017 02:43
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Twenty Four posted:is it? I've never had one. (lol) It's chocolate is dark, much like the secrets it holds |
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Oct 4, 2017 02:49
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has anyone else noticed that the red flowers on either side have eyes too?
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Oct 4, 2017 02:50
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St Bede the Venerable working furiously to tabulate the date of every easter for the next thousand years, muttering nervously to himself "we must be ready, we must be prepared" over and over again
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Oct 4, 2017 03:11
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when the moon is full and done after spring is by the sun when the moon is full and done that's when easter bilbys come when your parents fast asleep when your parents drunk from rum when your parents do not stir that's when easter bilbys come when the children want to tell what they see when not with mum when the children try to tell that's when easter bilbys come
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Oct 4, 2017 03:15
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Macnult posted:CHRISTMAS BiLBY'S SECRET lol |
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Oct 4, 2017 03:23
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Is the secret Jesus? I'm not sure I can handle that kind of a shock right now. |
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Oct 4, 2017 14:22
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FactsAreUseless posted:"Is this it, then?" she asked. "Is this how I go?"
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Oct 4, 2017 14:35
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The animals crowded around the cliff, looking at the ravine below. "I know," said muskrat. "I also know," said shrew. Vole was next in line. He remained silent. One by one the animals turned to face him. Could it be that he did not know?
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Oct 4, 2017 14:37
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"My body is not supposed to look like this," said shrew. Said the old beaver, "Young Squirrel, I am certain from the blood on your hands that you are the one who has committed this deed. I will alert the colony and they will deal with you." Squirrel looked at shrew, lying in a pile on the forest floor. "There is no undoing one's actions," said Easter Bilby to squirrel. "We all have choices to make. What matters next is what a man does." blaise rascal fucked around with this message at 14:48 on Oct 4, 2017
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Oct 4, 2017 14:45
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Easter BiLby's Secret: A Novel by Brian Jacques and Cormac McCarthy |
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Oct 4, 2017 14:52
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Just imagine ten seconds before that picture was taken, when they had normal eyes. Now imagine the ten seconds in between. |
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Oct 4, 2017 15:21
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blaise rascal posted:can't stop thinking about this post |
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