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You know it's nearly the end of the year when The Apprentice swings back around again to sort out your Wednesdays (not Thursdays this time) 'til Christmas. Given I forgot the show started Wednesday, and it's also kinda poo poo, the OP is lazy. Sue me I guess.  The number of red ties here is an interesting statement Firstly enjoy the wonder that is Apprentice Bingo. I'd suggest a card per episode this year, because OH BOY do these candidates look ready to stamp. Also if you've been here since the start, the candidates are basically all younger than you now, so enjoy that headache. Here's what we need to deal with:  Andrew Brady, 26 For: Seems to realise he's a weirdo creep ? Likely candidate for topless hair-styling if you have that bingo square Against: He's a weirdo creep Red tie  Anisa Topan, 36 For: Already has a business in fashion Against: Her self description sounds like every 16yo's first CV I got bored of her video at the half way point  Bushra Shaikh, 34 For: Business owner (in fashion again) Good at selling (perhaps) Against: Generic GOOD AT SALES person  Charles Burns, 24 For: Looks really punchable Business experience Against: Looks really punchable He sounds as irritating as his face is  Danny Grant, 32 For: Business experience Does not look boring Against: A lot of you will find him irritating. Fast.  Elizabeth McKenna, 39 For: Business owner, as per usual, on this show about wanting to start a business . . . Against: Oh gee lady, you want to tone down that whole thing Every cliche about SAY WHAT I THINK Mid 90s curtains as attire  Elliot Van Emden, 31 For: Seems accomplished Against: Tory boy  Harrison Jones, 27 For: Looks normal in like, that one photo right there otherwise ... Against:   Red tie Most likely to axe murder the other contestants Actually that's maybe a for  Jade English, 25 For: Seems quietly confident Against: Manages a reasonable facsimile of Karen Brady's dead eyes at all times  James White, 26 For: Guaranteed to be the best salesman ever Against: Vapid idiot Red tie  Jeff Wan, 28 For: A more unique personality for sure 'Hip hop dancer' so expect some fun tasks pratting around Against: Accent changes 3 times in his 53 second video Like wtf dude  Joanna Jarjue, 23 For: Some actual personality (??) The only nice person to look at this year Against: Thinks she can sing  Michaela Wain, 33 For: Well, she won't bore you Against: Has the look of someone trying to dress poorly in a 'before' role and I think this is her best efforts Seemingly wears those glasses to hide her nose They don't hide her nose They look bad themselves  Ross Fretten, 29 For: Likely to make issues happen Against: Someone saying they're seen "as a bit of a creep" because they are "ruthless in pursuing what I want" does not parse well dude, holy poo poo  Sajan Shah, 24 For: Another one with good alliteration this year Owns a company Watchable Against: Is a cliche factory, but who isn't  Sarah Jayne Clark, 25 For: Seems pretty reasonable Against: Most likely to check "PM ignores subteam leader" box  Sarah Lynn, 35 Compares herself to Thatcher, so can't be arsed  Siobhan Smith, 34 For: Super active, likely good tasker Business owner Against: Needs to see someone about her eyebrows Elizabeth or Elliot to leave week 1. Oh, and there's You're Fired on BBC2 after the show, which was watched by 5 people last year. Finale will be around Christmas.  If you're going to iPlayer this, you need an account now. Register before the show starts
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lol @ the guy with the same name as Mr Burns
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Oct 4, 2017 09:04
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I feel the sudden urge to tell you all how comfortable I am with my achievements in life.
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Oct 4, 2017 12:22
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he was good in the Kingsman.
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Oct 4, 2017 15:39
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Every series that doesn't have that guy from a few years ago who looked like Frank Sidebottom is a disappointment, but holy poo poo look at Charles Burns.
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Oct 4, 2017 17:11
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Since when does iplayer need an account!
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Oct 4, 2017 21:01
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I totally forgot this was on and only found out about it because I couldn't find anything to watch on Netflix! Can't wait to see which one of these greasy boys goes out first 👀
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Oct 4, 2017 21:06
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Nettle Soup posted:Since when does iplayer need an account! Stage 1 of clamping down on license dodgers.
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Oct 4, 2017 21:06
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LOVELY TOM!!!!
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Oct 4, 2017 21:08
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Full cast on a food task is always fun.
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Oct 4, 2017 21:09
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Team Trojan  it is a condom brand
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Oct 4, 2017 21:11
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"Try British Beef, surely unique in Britain"
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Oct 4, 2017 21:13
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"Send the fit girls to sell to Canary Wharf wankers" Gold.
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Oct 4, 2017 21:16
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"We're gonnnna uuse you as our sole supplier on... Buffalo" Yeah, for... One purchase.  "We want the cheapest chicken you can give us" Nooo...
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Oct 4, 2017 21:17
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Awoiight lahv giss ya cheapest muck what ya scraped off the floor ehwot
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Oct 4, 2017 21:18
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They literally confused that butcher into the discount "Will you sell it to us cheaper if we buy it from you" ?
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Oct 4, 2017 21:19
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Now starts the "Wandering into a pub and trying to shuffle obviously hand-made, fell-off-the-back-a-truck burgers...." Using the cheapest grade of chicken, no less!
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Oct 4, 2017 21:25
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"There's no value in selling food at lunch time, do it at 3pm"
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Oct 4, 2017 21:26
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Unsaid truth: Turkey burgers are poo poo
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Oct 4, 2017 21:26
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Boys team have massively hosed it.
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Oct 4, 2017 21:29
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I'm behind, the title haven't even come up, and I already hate these cunts.
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Oct 4, 2017 21:30
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Good Apprentice, this. Deliberately miss the lunchtime trade because...
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Oct 4, 2017 21:30
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"You don't need to worry about costing when you're manufacturing"
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Oct 4, 2017 21:30
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Nettle Soup posted:"We're gonnnna uuse you as our sole supplier on... Buffalo" Yeah that poor butcher! Proper mugged. Lots of SMASH ITs so far. DON'T CROSS OUT ORGANIC
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Oct 4, 2017 21:30
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Was that shop called Intestino?
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Oct 4, 2017 21:31
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Them burgers be full of meat.
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Oct 4, 2017 21:31
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"The lowest amount I want you to sell is one"
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Oct 4, 2017 21:31
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I'm not sure I'd buy meat from a random gaggle of people with a coolbox and a camera crew.
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Oct 4, 2017 21:33
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Someone is going to try to save their skin by saying they came up with the idea to sell a salad sandwich.
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Oct 4, 2017 21:33
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I'd love to buy random uncooked burger pattys off the street from hysterical, desperate people, labelled only "beef".
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Oct 4, 2017 21:35
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Khablam posted:I'd love to buy random uncooked burger pattys off the street from hysterical, desperate people, labelled only "beef".
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Oct 4, 2017 21:37
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"Graphene.. You.... Layer it up and it's, um, a strong material..... ?"
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Oct 4, 2017 21:38
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I hope this florist lady stays a good, long while as she seems a bit mental.
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Oct 4, 2017 21:39
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Michaela's statement glasses are driving me insane. We know she's got normal-ish glasses, get those wire-framed shites off her face.
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Oct 4, 2017 21:40
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Yeah, like something Deirdre off Corrie (RIP people's princess) would have worn. Are big glasses in fashion again now? :/
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Oct 4, 2017 21:41
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Apparently, seems to be generally glasses you stole off your nan or grandad.
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Oct 4, 2017 21:42
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That Josh Gad looking fucker has the best worst glasses.
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Oct 4, 2017 21:42
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Oh HEY that's why you cost things
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Oct 4, 2017 21:45
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My mum's comment on cost-guy is that when she was a kid, those round -glasses were the ulimate NHS glasses, the sort only seen on kids too poor for shoes. Who do you think he stole them off?
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Oct 4, 2017 21:47
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I literally had those glasses in 1988
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