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crispix
Mar 28, 2015

just search my post history for "diarrhea princess"

I didn't know Sarah's name until this episode.

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Katty!
Aug 26, 2015

Chillin'



the interviews are always a treat; I don't even mind if they're played up because there's such a visceral catharsis to it

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

just search my post history for "diarrhea princess"

Is her business putting mixups in milkshake cups?

nomapple
Apr 27, 2012


Does Michaela's accent get stronger when she's nervous as well, or have we just not heard her speak so much? Either way I can't help but like her a bit. I thought I hated all of them. Must be getting Stockholm syndrome.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012



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jesus loving christ these are the worst business plans

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012



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crispix posted:

Is her business putting mixups in milkshake cups?

yes, she has a small company packing sweets for treats/events

Staggy
Mar 20, 2008

Said little bitch, you can't fuck with me if you wanted to
These expensive
These is red bottoms
These is bloody shoes



"It's a unique product!" *Pulls out competitor* must be a space on the bingo card.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012



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the creepiest smile

nomapple
Apr 27, 2012


lmaoooooo James and his APSCO fee (or lack thereof)

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Mar 29, 2012



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"most of these companies look really good"

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!


Staggy posted:

"It's a unique product!" *Pulls out competitor* must be a space on the bingo card.

We'd need an interviews bingo card tbh

nomapple
Apr 27, 2012


lol the gaul of the blonde woman to call Elisabeth aggressive.

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

just search my post history for "diarrhea princess"

She reminds me of Lucile off Arrested Development

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!


Claude has waited weeks for this

e: Claude's gone soft (:unsmith:)

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006



If this oval office was making 200k a year why would he want to set up something that makes him less with more risk lol

nomapple
Apr 27, 2012


predictions for the finalists? I don't think any of them were substantially better/worse. I think Elisabeth is going to get dropped though because the flowers business plan is just a bit :/

Depends on whether it's about business plan or person though.

lets go swimming
Sep 6, 2012

EAT THE CHEESE, NICHOLSON!


Michaela and James imo

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

just search my post history for "diarrhea princess"

I can see Elizabeth staying tbh

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

just search my post history for "diarrhea princess"

Well, I was wrong.

Sarah still such a non-entity that I forgot she was there. Come on, sweeties in jars? :/

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012



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Yeah Sarah can't make the final, sadly, with that plan.

Katty!
Aug 26, 2015

Chillin'



😢

crispix
Mar 28, 2015

just search my post history for "diarrhea princess"

:newlol: loving hell indeed. Sweeties in loving jars

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

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Noooo Michaela :sigh:

It's gonna be loving James isn't it. How can Sarah's poo poo sweet shop even compete

nomapple
Apr 27, 2012


That's a wank decision. C'mon James I guess.

Staggy
Mar 20, 2008

Said little bitch, you can't fuck with me if you wanted to
These expensive
These is red bottoms
These is bloody shoes



That seems like two very weak finalists, both in terms of people and business plans. Maybe the editing so far just makes them look worse than they actually are? I was sure Michaela was going to get through.

Khablam
Mar 29, 2012



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Staggy posted:

That seems like two very weak finalists, both in terms of people and business plans. Maybe the editing so far just makes them look worse than they actually are? I was sure Michaela was going to get through.
Nah they're just weak.
I'm sure he'll go for James though, since it has the highest possible market of the two.

Staggy
Mar 20, 2008

Said little bitch, you can't fuck with me if you wanted to
These expensive
These is red bottoms
These is bloody shoes



Khablam posted:

Nah they're just weak.
I'm sure he'll go for James though, since it has the highest possible market of the two.

Yeah, go James I guess.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006



Cup full of sweets or a slimy little weasel doing “recruitment” in a packed centre with no clients 🤔

nomapple
Apr 27, 2012


Bape Culture posted:

slimy little weasel doing “recruitment”

Yep, I fully hate that the show has made me root for this guy. He was sort of likeable on the fashion episode though. Sarah is just so nondescript. Michaela was robbed for sure.

Marmaduke!
May 19, 2009

Why would it do that!?

I once had a recruiter send me a cup of sweets as a thank you, sounds like the real money is in combining the two business plans.

But really given that he already has a cakes business partner and a recruiter business partner, these seem like odd choices.

gret
Dec 12, 2005

goggle-eyed freak




Just saw the episode. Michaela was robbed. No mates rates!

Rondette
Nov 3, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.





Grimey Drawer

WOW THE TWO MOST BORING PEOPLE GOT THROUGH poo poo I didn't even know Sarah's name until someone else posted it. What a crock.

eating only apples
Dec 12, 2009

Shall we dance?


eating only apples posted:

the lady who PMd this time might do quite well if she's lucky.

My first post itt after the first episode: the first time I've ever done a good prediction

Pissflaps
Oct 20, 2002

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I cannot loving believe that boring sweet reseller is in the final gently caress

Rondette
Nov 3, 2009

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Grimey Drawer

Pissflaps posted:

I cannot loving believe that boring sweet reseller is in the final gently caress

Her USP is a play on a TV show that finished 13 years ago. The jars are going for £18 (!!!) on her new revamped website. Could you not just use an old Dolmio jar and go to your cornershop for at least £10 less? People are loving idiots if they buy any of that poo poo.

quote:

Each of our beautifully presented gifts are carefully hand-picked and hand-packed to give our customers the premium sweet experience that we are proud to put our name to.

Come the gently caress on, you're putting Wham bars in a jar. I've seen this poo poo at the local school fete, and done better. Just coz you've put a wee bow on the top does not ADD VALUE JFC. BURN IT ALL TO THE GROUND

https://www.sweetsinthecity.co.uk/

Taear
Nov 26, 2004

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How did James get through when he's admitted to being fired for almost corporate espionage and his website has a big loving lie on it?

That's just....insane.

Rondette
Nov 3, 2009

Your friendly neighbourhood Postie.





Grimey Drawer

Yeah that too


Absolute junk.

Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

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Stick by my prediction Michaela was axed because she has huge debt liability from her previous businesses.

Taear
Nov 26, 2004

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Bacon Terrorist posted:

Stick by my prediction Michaela was axed because she has huge debt liability from her previous businesses.

It'd probably just be really loving hard to film an episode of her showing off her business. It's too abstract, the two that qualified have much easier ones to show off.

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Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

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Taear posted:

It'd probably just be really loving hard to film an episode of her showing off her business. It's too abstract, the two that qualified have much easier ones to show off.

She just had to film an advert illustrating the concept and then pitch the model, surely? The concept wasn’t rocket science, easily done in a 5 min Dragon’s Den slot.

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