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Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

How the gently caress did their disjointed rear end shouting over each other pitch get orders but a prototype with a different name was “too confusing.”
Why the heck is a barrister saying he’s a salesman? You can make a million quid a year doing barrister poo poo why ruin your career. Argh.

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Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Women’s football is absolutely loving awful with an incredibly limited market to be fair to that one fella

Dunno why you have to pretend otherwise. Remember when the USA international team got beat by a bunch of 14 year old school boys lol.

Elisabeth is absolutely loving awful and makes me mad to even listen to. I hate this show.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

How can’t you find a spurs scarf in London lmao

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

I hate elisabeth she is a goddamn mongoloid. Literally no redeeming features.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

The realest part of this is that in businesses you can’t use google and you must purchase things you have never heard of with zero research 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

“I’m a genius”

Narrator: “he was NOT a genius”

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

I got lost in my race car in Bruges and the cobbles almost vibrated my teeth out and then I ate some stew I hope you enjoyed this story about Bruges.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

I wouldn’t sell half my business for 250k tbf it makes no sense to just have an arbitrary valuation.

Hope Elisabeth fucks off. Can’t wait for someone to ask who speaks Belgian lol.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

crispix posted:

A coherent day out made up of memorisable chunks, eh

Lol

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Khablam posted:

She's not a natural anything.
Everything she does looks like an alien trying to replicate something after watching it on Seinfeld.

She is hell

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Old and new buildings
Fuckin ingenious
Also
There’s loads of people

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

This is the worst thing lmao

“I know a lot about beer and beer tasting”
Later
“I bet this beer would get you drunk”

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Weird to think someone is being paid to write sugars lovely rear end attempts at humour

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Banter... doesn’t included joking about other people

- Alan sugar, the bants man

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Another “read Alan sugars stupid rear end mind” task ffs

Advertising cars is difficult on low budget especially with a white goods car

This is gonna suck. Lol

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

My idea is to run Karen over with this piece of poo poo car
2 birds one stone

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

“They didn’t have cars back then did they”

Lmao

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Lmao at everything

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Oh my god lmao

Top top boss throwing

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

No way in hell someone making 200k/yr is selling HALF their equity for 250k ffs. What world do these morons live in.

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Lmao at the photography nonsense

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Can’t wait to see what these arseholes think is good food 🤔

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Gourmet? More like gourmless :newlol:

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

I absolutely wouldn’t buy a risotto kit

My kit would have been a mega beef wellington and I’d have done it with a nice red wine and that

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

ollie74656 posted:

Holy poo poo do you write Sugar’s puns!?

Please. That’s far too good for him!

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Isn’t that gbks logo lol
I recognise it I’m ahre

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Worst curry I’ve ever seen lmao

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Why would you buy a kit for these basic rear end things. Risotto is one of the easiest things to cook it’s just a ballache

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Wtf the curry is good?!

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

New idea

Baking a murderer

It’s a pie that looks like a famous serial killer

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Fuckin curry triumphs again

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Hope I can see Joanna naked this week

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Imagine if you reversed that and had Harrison thumbing a snatch haha

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

These dickheads have just been told to be mean for the sake of it and it’s lame af

Plenty of ads and catalogue covers etc etc are fully monochrome

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Lmao I love James

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

This is absolutely awful

Just be mugatu irl and say like 3 words

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

My sales technique is also passive aggressive sneering

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Can’t wait to see how much big Alan knows about avant garde fashion :mrgw:

Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

Neither would I, it’d be expensive, messy and incredibly ineffective.

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Bape Culture
Sep 13, 2006

If this oval office was making 200k a year why would he want to set up something that makes him less with more risk lol

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