BBC Apprentice UK - the bottom of the barrel was some time ago

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Nettle Soup: Jan 30, 2010; Oh, and Jones was there too.

Since when does iplayer need an account!

# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 20:01

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# ¿ Dec 7, 2023 04:33

Nettle Soup: Jan 30, 2010; Oh, and Jones was there too.

"We're gonnnna uuse you as our sole supplier on... Buffalo"

Yeah, for... One purchase. :v:

"We want the cheapest chicken you can give us"

Nooo...

# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 20:17

Nettle Soup: Jan 30, 2010; Oh, and Jones was there too.

Now starts the "Wandering into a pub and trying to shuffle obviously hand-made, fell-off-the-back-a-truck burgers...."

Using the cheapest grade of chicken, no less!

# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 20:25

Nettle Soup: Jan 30, 2010; Oh, and Jones was there too.

Was that shop called Intestino?

# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 20:31

Nettle Soup: Jan 30, 2010; Oh, and Jones was there too.

"Graphene.. You.... Layer it up and it's, um, a strong material..... ?"

# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 20:38

Nettle Soup: Jan 30, 2010; Oh, and Jones was there too.

My mum's comment on cost-guy is that when she was a kid, those round -glasses were the ulimate NHS glasses, the sort only seen on kids too poor for shoes. Who do you think he stole them off?

Nettle Soup fucked around with this message at 20:49 on Oct 4, 2017

# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 20:47

Nettle Soup: Jan 30, 2010; Oh, and Jones was there too.

onoflalks posted:

Well deserved firing imo

# ¿ Oct 4, 2017 20:57

Nettle Soup: Jan 30, 2010; Oh, and Jones was there too.

"The theme is TRAVEL, to BRITAIN" What a novel idea for a British hotel room! drat that sounds miserable.

4300... what... That's not gonna come back to bite em in the rear end later at all!

# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 20:13

Nettle Soup: Jan 30, 2010; Oh, and Jones was there too.

...Is that meant to be wallpaper?

# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 20:22

Nettle Soup: Jan 30, 2010; Oh, and Jones was there too.

I'd forgotten how much of a twat lord sugar is.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 20:38

Nettle Soup: Jan 30, 2010; Oh, and Jones was there too.

Glasses there has a weird earring, looks like somebody attacked him with a stapler.

# ¿ Oct 11, 2017 20:41

Nettle Soup: Jan 30, 2010; Oh, and Jones was there too.

*staggers in, falling over several boxes and small tables as she goes*

I'm alive what did I miss!

Oh god, experience days!

# ¿ Oct 25, 2017 20:06

Nettle Soup: Jan 30, 2010; Oh, and Jones was there too.

"It is the FA cup final, but let's be honest, it's not the mens FA cup final"

I think that ticks about 4 different boxes in the bingo card...

# ¿ Oct 25, 2017 20:08

Nettle Soup: Jan 30, 2010; Oh, and Jones was there too.

I might be in physical pain?

# ¿ Oct 25, 2017 20:30

Nettle Soup: Jan 30, 2010; Oh, and Jones was there too.

"Todays task is to buy me some birthday gifts"

# ¿ Nov 1, 2017 21:05

Nettle Soup: Jan 30, 2010; Oh, and Jones was there too.

"cheap birthday gifts"

^ haha I'll add it after.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2017 21:05

Nettle Soup: Jan 30, 2010; Oh, and Jones was there too.

They're so bad at haggling... It hurts.

# ¿ Nov 1, 2017 21:16

Nettle Soup: Jan 30, 2010; Oh, and Jones was there too.

Nooo don't call him at home....

# ¿ Nov 1, 2017 21:26

Nettle Soup: Jan 30, 2010; Oh, and Jones was there too.

Apprentice task or kidnapping, you decide!

# ¿ Nov 8, 2017 21:04

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# ¿ Dec 7, 2023 04:33

Nettle Soup: Jan 30, 2010; Oh, and Jones was there too.

"Hey let's get him to give us stock for free and also a percentage on sales"

This is gonna go well..

# ¿ Nov 8, 2017 21:20

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