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Bacon Terrorist
May 7, 2010

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Caught the back half of the first episode on repeat last night, that Charles is gonna get the bulletin from Sugah purely on being annoying regardless of his performance.

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May 7, 2010

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crispix posted:

is it a real thing? public toilet reviews?

Probably inspired by the GBS threads.

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Danny from episode one is apparently adding random strangers on Linked In, although his bio describes himself as ‘Apprentice 2017 Candidate’ instead of ‘Failed Burger Salesman’ :allears:

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May 7, 2010

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Yeah it’s bullshit because judging the winner purely on profit for a task like that means you can take the piss massively. There should be client feedback that works as a handicap.

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May 7, 2010

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Silly Ross, the gift of the gab is worth far more in business than a MENSA membership. Never mind the disputed value of IQ testing in psychological academia :allears:

Elizabeth really annoyed me tonight with the whole ‘pleeeeeeaaaaaase’ six or seven times in a row over 50p. The trader should’ve turned around and said ‘actually I’m refusing you service altogether now since you can’t be trusted to stick to an agreement’ and let them squirm.

The no phones thing makes sense to a degree but with each series it becomes more glaringly obvious.

Tour guides next week, always good :)

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Taear posted:

It looks like they're mixing the teams up. And the preview of next week made it look like he's firing Elizabeth but I guess that's deliberate!

Ross is kicking off in newspapers today saying the task was unfair because the other team wasn't penalised enough for being late. I dunno if I agree.

Being late but having all the items surely deserves less punishment than being punctual but missing three items. I’d rather my pizza was half an hour late and intact than on time and half missing.

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Anyone who knowingly interacts with Apprentice candidates deserves what they get. Fair enough for foreigners ignorant of the infamy.

Re: the Segway tour I think James was supposed to ring and check and then never did, the editing highlighted that conversation during the selling.

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I reckon he will spare Charles but make him PM next week.

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Spandeau sounds futuristic :allears:

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Khablam posted:

Just like, think through the steps about going somewhere. There's almost literally no way you can go to some silly model village instead of an actual historic place accidentally.
Not to mention it's clearly been cleared out for filming, they'd have permissions, animal types on hand ...

I appreciate a lot of reality~ tv is pretend but they don't even give you enough to plausibly deny any more.

You are underestimating the fuckwittery of people who go on these shows but I take your point.

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Blue balled :trumppop:

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eating only apples posted:

I fuckin love Michaela I think she's great and I want her to win

Anisa is rubbish but she seems really nice and I'd hang out with her

According to the gutter press Michaela is £100k in the hole after a failed business venture.

Regarding post show success Louisa Zuissman carved out a career as a glamour girl or whatever they’re called these days. Beats stacking shelves I guess?

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May 7, 2010

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What did Sugar say to James after he said ‘good luck guys’?

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Was it me or did Harrison properly sulk over his dismissal? When he spent the entire task washing his hands seemingly oblivious to the fact the whole ‘process’ is about how adaptable candidates are.

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I think Sugar must like the cut of James’ jib to a degree because he has been loving useless the last few weeks and yet given a seeming free pass.

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May 7, 2010

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Stick by my prediction Michaela was axed because she has huge debt liability from her previous businesses.

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Taear posted:

It'd probably just be really loving hard to film an episode of her showing off her business. It's too abstract, the two that qualified have much easier ones to show off.

She just had to film an advert illustrating the concept and then pitch the model, surely? The concept wasn’t rocket science, easily done in a 5 min Dragon’s Den slot.

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It’s always on a Sunday isn’t it? They like to have a weekend of finale’s and awards before Christmas on the BBC.

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Siobhan picked last :allears:

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Michela just called Siobhán a bellend :D

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Absolute dogshit that, possibly forgivable if they had both had brilliant business ideas and perfect performances. Instead two wank ideas and standard shithousery throughout is rewarded with everyone being a winner.

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