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qirex
Feb 15, 2001

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

but how would it shock your genitals then

it could do both

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post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011
wifi but the nic is also a ap/repeater... social cloud wireless on the go.

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

facebook but more aggressively erode privacy. stream all the time? extra features, special user base to interact with. geotag to see other's locations. upload all your google searches to the public to view other people's search history, &c

Agile Vector
May 21, 2007

scrum bored



Careful Drums posted:

social network for vapers

meetup for vapers

i call it

vaperwhere

ConanTheLibrarian
Aug 13, 2004


dis buch is late
Fallen Rib

Inexplicable Humblebrag posted:

but how would it shock your genitals then

in your case it could expose them to a woman

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?

OldAlias posted:

facebook but more aggressively erode privacy. stream all the time? extra features, special user base to interact with. geotag to see other's locations. upload all your google searches to the public to view other people's search history, &c

I'm pretty sure that this would be extremely popular and is also what Snapchat is aiming for with their glasses future iterations

Share Bear
Apr 27, 2004

something which uses the heuristics for stock evaluation in every highly touted value investing book using SEC data and refines on that using whatever statistical learning algo is in vogue

sold to reuters or bloomberg as another data feed indicator

if someone does this within 6 months of this post i will find you

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof
okay, follow my logic here

operating systems :: social networks

unix :: twitter

windows :: facebook

linux :: ?

when there's a linux version of a social network, it'll eat twitter's lunch, but most of your normal friends will still be on facebook

MrMoo
Sep 14, 2000

Wasn't that the goal of Diaspora?

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof

MrMoo posted:

Wasn't that the goal of Diaspora?

poo poo like diaspora and identi.ca are the forgettable lovely gnu versions before the kinda acceptable version happens

DaTroof
Nov 16, 2000

CC LIMERICK CONTEST GRAND CHAMPION
There once was a poster named Troof
Who was getting quite long in the toof
gently caress

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
tinder but for just poo poo people have nearby they wanna sell

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
linux is reddit because it sucks and it's used exclusively by retards

RISCy Business
Jun 17, 2015

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Fun Shoe
alternatively: imgur

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
a can of drink that tastes good but when you crack it open this horrendous smell seeps out, and its called "who farted?"

gonadic io
Feb 16, 2011

>>=

echinopsis posted:

a can of drink that tastes good but when you crack it open this horrendous smell seeps out, and its called "who farted?"

already exists except for the name:

Inexplicable Humblebrag
Sep 20, 2003

ConanTheLibrarian posted:

in your case it could expose them to a woman

someone's already made an app to disrupt sexual assault and it's called Uber

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

echinopsis posted:

a can of drink that tastes good but when you crack it open this horrendous smell seeps out, and its called "who farted?"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6NPKuyDWt4k

Jimmy Carter
Nov 3, 2005

THIS MOTHERDUCKER
FLIES IN STYLE
Uber but for drug dealers

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011
porno-only instagram

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011
erotic escape the room

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011
rotten tomatoes but for porno

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011
twitch for porno.

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb
A captcha for your cellphone that screens out any bots/autodialers.

OldAlias
Nov 2, 2013

Salt Fish posted:

A captcha for your cellphone that screens out any bots/autodialers.

https://cseweb.ucsd.edu/~savage/papers/UsenixSec10.pdf

alright idea in theory but a million captchas hand solved by indians is like <$1000

anthonypants
May 6, 2007

by Nyc_Tattoo
Dinosaur Gum
instead of posting in broken threads, someone should make a new thread and abandon the old one

Roosevelt
Jul 18, 2009

I'm looking for the man who shot my paw.

anthonypants posted:

instead of posting in broken threads, someone should make a new thread and abandon the old one

or, instead of having broken threads, someone should make an adjustment to the database so they don't get broke any more

Bored Online
May 25, 2009

We don't need Rome telling us what to do.
tinder but for dogs

The Management
Jan 2, 2010

sup, bitch?
a firewall that stops you from seeing opinions you disagree with on the internet. thinking of naming it hugbox.

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
that's a good idea

like bad for society totally. good idea
to make money

post hole digger
Mar 21, 2011
pornhub but for normal, non-porno videos

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

echinopsis posted:

that's a good idea

like bad for society totally. good idea
to make money

Nah, being exposed to terrible opinions corrupts your brain. It's literally the reason russians love social media. Like imagine the opposite of that idea: twitter but all the tweets you see are randomly selected from all tweets in your language.

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums
Fiend Finder. For those of you whose lives lack focus and meaning, an algorithm selects a match for you based on your values and interests and so on.

Not to be confused with FRIEND finder. This service gives your life meaning by matching you to a nemesis whose ideals and opinions appear to have been selected specifically to challenge and piss you off. Suddenly your life has focus and meaning!

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums
Also a service that takes your website logs, combines the activity it sees with a look at your content + a deep statistical understanding of the different ad and affiliate services out there, and takes over your ad campaigns.

Ads are now dynamically optimized by a program to maximize your earnings, or at least not make less than it was when you slapped adsense on that fucker & called it a day

Captain Billy Pissboy
Oct 25, 2005

by Nyc_Tattoo
College Slice
email but for the real world

Gazpacho
Jun 18, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
Slippery Tilde
a facebook ... for smells

echinopsis
Apr 13, 2004

by Fluffdaddy
stinkbook

Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

It took a couple of minutes for this one to sink it, but I think it's a winner.

N.Z.'s Champion
Jun 8, 2003

Yam Slacker

akadajet posted:

anime for people who hate anime

heavy metal 2049

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eschaton
Mar 7, 2007

Don't you just hate when you wind up in a store with people who are in a socioeconomic class that is pretty obviously about two levels lower than your own?

qirex posted:

e: my idea is twitter but with /topic tags so you could follow only like @qirex/rapconcerts or @qirex/boringtechopinions without having to see the rest of my not-tweets

MIT's Zephyr has this in the late 1980s

you and your friends would subscribe to a class (which was like a chat room) and your messages could be sent to specific (class,instance) tuples that could be treated like topics, filtered, and so on

since messages were always sent to a <class,instance,recipient> tuple, private messages were just messages to <message,personal,user@REALM> while public messages were usually sent to recipient *

and of course it was easy to rig up automated systems to interact with and be controlled by it too

most clients also supported rendering basic bold/italic/underline formatting with simple Scribe-style markup

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