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The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums
Fiend Finder. For those of you whose lives lack focus and meaning, an algorithm selects a match for you based on your values and interests and so on.

Not to be confused with FRIEND finder. This service gives your life meaning by matching you to a nemesis whose ideals and opinions appear to have been selected specifically to challenge and piss you off. Suddenly your life has focus and meaning!

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The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums
Also a service that takes your website logs, combines the activity it sees with a look at your content + a deep statistical understanding of the different ad and affiliate services out there, and takes over your ad campaigns.

Ads are now dynamically optimized by a program to maximize your earnings, or at least not make less than it was when you slapped adsense on that fucker & called it a day

The Eyes Have It
Feb 10, 2008

Third Eye Sees All
...snookums

Notorious b.s.d. posted:

soak your blades in vinegar from time to time and they last longer

Add some pyramid power in there somewhere and you got yourself an indiegogo campaign

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