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Oct 4, 2017 17:01
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get ready for rethinked gmail, ready for ai-first world
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Oct 4, 2017 17:03
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i'm not gonna watch it op
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Oct 4, 2017 17:09
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Oct 4, 2017 17:11
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Endless Mike posted:i'm not gonna watch it op the current machine learning stuff bores me out, and i work with ml stuff
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Oct 4, 2017 17:11
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this commercial ahahaha
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Oct 4, 2017 17:14
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as a "google fan" i am so inspired by this hip commercial
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Oct 4, 2017 17:15
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sundar said ML rick said dennard scaling
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Oct 4, 2017 17:19
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voice match *ghost clap*
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Oct 4, 2017 17:22
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so is it a phone then
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Oct 4, 2017 17:26
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walmart already spoiled the google home mini
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Oct 4, 2017 17:27
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COACHS SPORT BAR posted:so is it a phone then no, its a mini
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Oct 4, 2017 17:27
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Endless Mike posted:walmart already spoiled the google home mini everything is already spoiled, much like before apple event, captain
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Oct 4, 2017 17:28
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 im the exec board who sat down and said "yeah, this is a fine commercial"
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Oct 4, 2017 17:29
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steve jobs this guy ain't
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Oct 4, 2017 17:31
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it's honestly flabbergasting how much worse they are than apple at this. "we made world better by shipping 6 more skus"
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Oct 4, 2017 17:33
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it's my pet pig! *polite chuckles*
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Oct 4, 2017 17:33
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this is boring AF. I'll just read the lowlights later
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Oct 4, 2017 17:35
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hey google, it's bedtime *wakes up everyone in the house reading your schedule*
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Oct 4, 2017 17:37
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can't wait to be free of the tyranny of using a laptop with a hotspot
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Oct 4, 2017 17:52
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cinci zoo sniper posted:get ready for rethinked gmail, ready for ai-first world tuning in now how exactly are they ruining gmail
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Oct 4, 2017 17:53
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poty posted:tuning in now how exactly are they ruining gmail i was just snarking about their machine learning circlejerk. for now they are only ruining their reputation with stylus innovatively named "Google Pixelbook Pen"
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Oct 4, 2017 17:54
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poty posted:tuning in now how exactly are they ruining gmail as long as imap still works
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Oct 4, 2017 17:55
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jesus, snapchat ahahahaha
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Oct 4, 2017 17:56
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first not entirely embarrassing commercial, whoa
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Oct 4, 2017 17:57
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finally, harnessing the power of AI to open https://www.youtube.com
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Oct 4, 2017 17:57
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these pixels are makin me thirsty
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Oct 4, 2017 18:00
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its like an iphone except worse in every way. also it sends everything you do hear and put in front of the camera to google 24/7 forever
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Oct 4, 2017 18:03
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poty posted:its like an iphone except worse in every way. also it sends everything you do hear and put in front of the camera to google 24/7 forever dae appl rekterino tho with feature parity between sizes xd
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Oct 4, 2017 18:04
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i wish i could wedgie these google nerds going nuts at every weak rear end apple jab
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Oct 4, 2017 18:04
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the ouya of tablets
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Oct 4, 2017 18:05
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its bad
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Oct 4, 2017 18:08
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i have a drinking game for those poor souls who will decide to watch this later. a sip of beer every time you hear machine learning, a shot of vodka every tiem you hear ai
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Oct 4, 2017 18:08
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poty posted:its like an iphone except worse in every way. also it sends everything you do hear and put in front of the camera to google 24/7 forever cool how much do they pay you for this
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Oct 4, 2017 18:08
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you squeeze the phone
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Oct 4, 2017 18:09
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H.P. Hovercraft posted:cool how much do they pay you for this which part of what i said is wrong
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Oct 4, 2017 18:10
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no i mean surely google must pay pixelhavers for this stream of content they're providing i'd sign up if it's dece, did they say
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Oct 4, 2017 18:10
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if you hug your phone you can talk to it and it will talk back
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Oct 4, 2017 18:13
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*hugs phone* I love you phone I love you too, let's go see Disney's Marvel's Thor: Ragnarok at 6:10PM
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